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Pat Autry
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Degeneration of Culture continues on unabated.
October 14, 2025 at 8:24 PM
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Holy shit.
Oh just Grok saying Hitler is super smart and should be in charge. Very normal not insane Nazi shit.
July 8, 2025 at 8:51 PM
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Suck on this D you traitor piece of shit.
May 17, 2025 at 2:13 AM
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No condiment known this side of the River Styx was used in the making of this hellwich
May 15, 2025 at 9:48 PM
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ME: I have new rules for men. Like you don’t give a shit about weirdos ranting about soup and straws. You enjoy the shit out of that Broccoli Cheddar with goddamn straw if you want to.
March 21, 2025 at 2:30 PM
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Trump making our supermarkets look like 1980s Moscow.
February 14, 2025 at 1:41 AM
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The metric alphabet making a comeback!!!!!
Metric Alphabet from SNL
January 14, 2025 at 9:12 PM
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House
November 5, 2024 at 4:21 AM
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Senate
November 5, 2024 at 4:20 AM
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My final predictions.

Harris-52%
Trump-47%
November 5, 2024 at 4:18 AM
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First day of early voting in Cobb County GA.
October 15, 2024 at 3:40 PM
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There is a big difference between tough guys and fake tough guys and the easy tell between the two is who spends every day telling you they are tough.
July 31, 2024 at 3:04 AM
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Deuce Bigalow has got thoughts about standards in art. The weirdman…the weirdMEISTER!!
July 31, 2024 at 2:30 AM
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That’s what the weird kid in my high school would’ve said in 1994.
July 31, 2024 at 2:29 AM