Patatouille
@patatouille.bsky.social
slack jawed stream of consciousness
February feels like an evil month
February 17, 2025 at 4:26 PM
February feels like an evil month
Uncle O’Grimacy is back
February 5, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Uncle O’Grimacy is back
More snow in New Orleans than New York City this year we are cooked
January 22, 2025 at 5:55 AM
More snow in New Orleans than New York City this year we are cooked
Gazing upon the horrors of the world knowing I can do nothing but bear witness
January 16, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Gazing upon the horrors of the world knowing I can do nothing but bear witness
Indiana Jones may have the least amount of movies to idea potential of any series, mostly because there’s roughly 1000 Indy movies with the potential to be awesome
January 8, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Indiana Jones may have the least amount of movies to idea potential of any series, mostly because there’s roughly 1000 Indy movies with the potential to be awesome
pie for breakfast as an end of the year treat
December 30, 2024 at 4:16 PM
pie for breakfast as an end of the year treat
Playing the Indiana Jones Game and Enjoying It™️
December 30, 2024 at 3:54 PM
Playing the Indiana Jones Game and Enjoying It™️
The Apartment is THE holiday movie in my book
December 30, 2024 at 3:54 PM
The Apartment is THE holiday movie in my book
Nosferatu is good. What if the parts of yourself that freak you out took corporeal form and ruined your fucking life?
December 26, 2024 at 3:49 PM
Nosferatu is good. What if the parts of yourself that freak you out took corporeal form and ruined your fucking life?
Wore the Nosferatu (2024) hat to go see Nosferatu (2024) and it’s a good thing I enjoyed Nosferatu (2024) or I would’ve regretted this purchase of the Nosferatu (2024) hat
December 26, 2024 at 3:48 PM
Wore the Nosferatu (2024) hat to go see Nosferatu (2024) and it’s a good thing I enjoyed Nosferatu (2024) or I would’ve regretted this purchase of the Nosferatu (2024) hat
watching him back to back in The Order and then Skeleton Crew, I gotta say Jude Law has really taken on a special grit as he’s aged. He’s sooo good in both.
December 11, 2024 at 3:58 AM
watching him back to back in The Order and then Skeleton Crew, I gotta say Jude Law has really taken on a special grit as he’s aged. He’s sooo good in both.
One day I will watch skeleton crew and I will have opinions
December 6, 2024 at 7:47 PM
One day I will watch skeleton crew and I will have opinions
the united healthcare assassin listening to his Spotify wrapped
December 5, 2024 at 7:06 PM
the united healthcare assassin listening to his Spotify wrapped
Hello from the grim lighting of my bathroom
December 4, 2024 at 6:51 PM
Hello from the grim lighting of my bathroom
Landlord turned the radiators on
November 19, 2024 at 4:04 PM
Landlord turned the radiators on
Im gonna recycle so many jokes on here (derogatory)
November 18, 2024 at 8:14 PM
Im gonna recycle so many jokes on here (derogatory)
perfect bodega cat
November 18, 2024 at 7:20 PM
perfect bodega cat
they should invent a rice that doesn’t suck when it’s reheated
November 18, 2024 at 7:15 PM
they should invent a rice that doesn’t suck when it’s reheated
Ordering a contraption from ACME to help me deal with the kid who throws basketballs at our apartment window at 7AM every day
November 18, 2024 at 5:54 PM
Ordering a contraption from ACME to help me deal with the kid who throws basketballs at our apartment window at 7AM every day
I don’t have a ton going on so maybe I’ll let some company robocop me
November 14, 2024 at 4:11 AM
I don’t have a ton going on so maybe I’ll let some company robocop me
new job, still true
Yeah I work remote…cos I’m not remotely invested in my job
November 14, 2024 at 4:08 AM
new job, still true
Reposted by Patatouille
The PATRICK system:
P - pretend to have a good time
A - always have a good time
T - time to have a good time
R - realize it’s good time time
I - it is once again good time time
C - choose to have a good time
K - kill your enemies in single combat
P - pretend to have a good time
A - always have a good time
T - time to have a good time
R - realize it’s good time time
I - it is once again good time time
C - choose to have a good time
K - kill your enemies in single combat
The GITA system:
G - Great big honkers
I - I’m Gita
T - Thinking about kitty cats
A - All should be nice to Gita
G - Great big honkers
I - I’m Gita
T - Thinking about kitty cats
A - All should be nice to Gita
July 24, 2023 at 7:35 PM
The PATRICK system:
P - pretend to have a good time
A - always have a good time
T - time to have a good time
R - realize it’s good time time
I - it is once again good time time
C - choose to have a good time
K - kill your enemies in single combat
P - pretend to have a good time
A - always have a good time
T - time to have a good time
R - realize it’s good time time
I - it is once again good time time
C - choose to have a good time
K - kill your enemies in single combat
watching 70s conspiracy thrillers to take my mind off things
November 14, 2024 at 4:04 AM
watching 70s conspiracy thrillers to take my mind off things
Taking advantage of a sick day by making my way through Pakula’s Paranoia Trilogy for the first time ever
November 14, 2024 at 1:49 AM
Taking advantage of a sick day by making my way through Pakula’s Paranoia Trilogy for the first time ever