Complete Patastrophe
@patastrophe99.bsky.social
Former child, corpse in training.
Drinking White Claw out of a glass at noon. Just because you're depressed, doesn't mean you can't be classy.
January 3, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Drinking White Claw out of a glass at noon. Just because you're depressed, doesn't mean you can't be classy.
Jeff the Land Shark but thicc af
December 24, 2024 at 4:06 PM
Jeff the Land Shark but thicc af
Making a big ass cookie. Will report back later
December 2, 2024 at 1:29 AM
Making a big ass cookie. Will report back later
What do you mean PATCH 8?
November 30, 2024 at 11:52 PM
What do you mean PATCH 8?
There's only one blue tick I want.
November 30, 2024 at 6:09 AM
There's only one blue tick I want.
Yes I'm religious... I believe in the holy trinity
November 30, 2024 at 5:22 AM
Yes I'm religious... I believe in the holy trinity
#MortalKombat II on the Sega Genesis. My dad knew how to find Smoke.
What's the FIRST video game you ever played?
Is it still special to you?
Is it still special to you?
November 30, 2024 at 5:16 AM
#MortalKombat II on the Sega Genesis. My dad knew how to find Smoke.
People on X kept telling me if I didn't like it, then leave. So I did, and now somehow they're even madder at me?
November 30, 2024 at 5:02 AM
People on X kept telling me if I didn't like it, then leave. So I did, and now somehow they're even madder at me?
AI generated captions are weird, but every so often I get one that has big Amigara Fault vibes.
*This is MY Playlist! It was made for me!*
*This is MY Playlist! It was made for me!*
these captions are AI, but what is the AI being *fed*
November 29, 2024 at 4:16 PM
AI generated captions are weird, but every so often I get one that has big Amigara Fault vibes.
*This is MY Playlist! It was made for me!*
*This is MY Playlist! It was made for me!*
Are we still calling them Tweets?
November 23, 2024 at 3:34 AM
Are we still calling them Tweets?
Every time I have to call someone over to the self-checkout, they should knock a dollar off the bill
November 21, 2024 at 11:51 PM
Every time I have to call someone over to the self-checkout, they should knock a dollar off the bill
What kind of neurodivergent is it when you have anxiety that always feels like you're trying to assemble the silver monkey from Legends of the Hidden Temple?
Asking for a friend.
Asking for a friend.
November 20, 2024 at 3:14 AM
What kind of neurodivergent is it when you have anxiety that always feels like you're trying to assemble the silver monkey from Legends of the Hidden Temple?
Asking for a friend.
Asking for a friend.
The huge surge of new people on Bluesky has big "First week of Pokemon Go" vibes
November 19, 2024 at 3:07 PM
The huge surge of new people on Bluesky has big "First week of Pokemon Go" vibes
Live photo of me every Sunday
November 18, 2024 at 2:10 AM
Live photo of me every Sunday
When I was a kid, I realized the Malden Public #Library had VHS tapes to rent. So I rented The Exorcist and a bunch of other tapes, and the librarian believed me when I said they were for my parents ❤️
November 18, 2024 at 1:20 AM
When I was a kid, I realized the Malden Public #Library had VHS tapes to rent. So I rented The Exorcist and a bunch of other tapes, and the librarian believed me when I said they were for my parents ❤️
Guys like big bowls of stuff. I will not attempt to explain.
November 17, 2024 at 11:33 PM
Guys like big bowls of stuff. I will not attempt to explain.