Patabonia
@patabonia.bsky.social
Lurk. Laugh. Loathe.
👻 Snap: TooDenseToBurn
👻 Snap: TooDenseToBurn
February 5, 2026 at 12:27 PM
This one turned out better than the one from this morning 😜 #humpday #jockstrap
February 4, 2026 at 10:20 PM
This one turned out better than the one from this morning 😜 #humpday #jockstrap
What’s happening today.
February 2, 2026 at 4:42 PM
What’s happening today.
After the tan, before I turn bright red for 12 hours.
February 1, 2026 at 3:25 PM
After the tan, before I turn bright red for 12 hours.
Gay Hamburglar goes to the gym.
January 31, 2026 at 5:13 PM
Gay Hamburglar goes to the gym.
The tan, the haircut, and the shave is settling.
January 29, 2026 at 2:42 AM
The tan, the haircut, and the shave is settling.
Third ❄️ day in a row. Can I just never work again? #bikeathletic #gayunderwear #gaybelly #gaychub #chubbygay #gut
January 28, 2026 at 6:52 PM
Third ❄️ day in a row. Can I just never work again? #bikeathletic #gayunderwear #gaybelly #gaychub #chubbygay #gut
Shaving used to make me look younger. Now it makes me look OLD.
January 27, 2026 at 8:09 PM
Shaving used to make me look younger. Now it makes me look OLD.
January 26, 2026 at 4:36 PM
Tried watching “If I Had Legs I’d Kick Me”. This movie is not holding my attention, so I’m looking at all your holes and poles.
January 26, 2026 at 3:16 AM
Tried watching “If I Had Legs I’d Kick Me”. This movie is not holding my attention, so I’m looking at all your holes and poles.
January 17, 2026 at 6:14 PM
Reposted by Patabonia
January 3, 2026 at 5:46 AM
Took 9 months, but finally starting to notice 💪🏻
January 16, 2026 at 1:00 AM
Took 9 months, but finally starting to notice 💪🏻
January 16, 2026 at 12:59 AM
