Konstantin
@pastyistasty.bsky.social
Lead technical producer of The Elder Scrolls Online. AAA, indie, and serious games dev.
This guy gets married ONE time and starts spouting the adult-gamer-with-responsibilities anthem
December 1, 2025 at 5:07 AM
This guy gets married ONE time and starts spouting the adult-gamer-with-responsibilities anthem
The song that popped into my head was Queens of the Stoneage - Feel Good Hit of the Summer. There is only one type of plan I will be useful for.
December 1, 2025 at 5:00 AM
The song that popped into my head was Queens of the Stoneage - Feel Good Hit of the Summer. There is only one type of plan I will be useful for.
This is one of those low-effort-big-reward things. It's a huge quality difference. And you eat less sawdust as a bonus!
I recommend the bags of "snacking parm" 1oz chunks. No worries of your wedge going hard that way. Grater/microplane just goes in the dishwasher.
I recommend the bags of "snacking parm" 1oz chunks. No worries of your wedge going hard that way. Grater/microplane just goes in the dishwasher.
November 29, 2025 at 4:39 PM
This is one of those low-effort-big-reward things. It's a huge quality difference. And you eat less sawdust as a bonus!
I recommend the bags of "snacking parm" 1oz chunks. No worries of your wedge going hard that way. Grater/microplane just goes in the dishwasher.
I recommend the bags of "snacking parm" 1oz chunks. No worries of your wedge going hard that way. Grater/microplane just goes in the dishwasher.
I've adopted the term "shakey cheese" from my wife.
November 29, 2025 at 4:34 PM
I've adopted the term "shakey cheese" from my wife.
Does this also apply to spin-off characters Grunbo 2X99 and Lil' Grunby?
November 28, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Does this also apply to spin-off characters Grunbo 2X99 and Lil' Grunby?
Gabe must be refusing to throw out an offer out of spite at this point
November 26, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Gabe must be refusing to throw out an offer out of spite at this point
Shen III couldn't live up to the coiffe of their namesake. The future is hopeless.
November 26, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Shen III couldn't live up to the coiffe of their namesake. The future is hopeless.
That's some F-tier cynic talk.
November 25, 2025 at 9:46 PM
That's some F-tier cynic talk.
Oh, you've tried Culdcept?
November 25, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Oh, you've tried Culdcept?
That first phase slapped. I still think there's a great game somewhere hidden in there.
Anyway, No Man's Sky 2 should be populated entirely with Spore creations.
Anyway, No Man's Sky 2 should be populated entirely with Spore creations.
November 21, 2025 at 11:32 PM
That first phase slapped. I still think there's a great game somewhere hidden in there.
Anyway, No Man's Sky 2 should be populated entirely with Spore creations.
Anyway, No Man's Sky 2 should be populated entirely with Spore creations.
I guess it's a good sign for your studio if I don't know which game they're referring to as "one of the best" :)
November 11, 2025 at 1:43 PM
I guess it's a good sign for your studio if I don't know which game they're referring to as "one of the best" :)
Ah damn, they should get Spinal a cameo in Sea of Thieves. He'd (She'd?) fit so well!
November 1, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Ah damn, they should get Spinal a cameo in Sea of Thieves. He'd (She'd?) fit so well!
How does he play cards with gloves on?
October 30, 2025 at 10:07 PM
How does he play cards with gloves on?
But mahjong doesn't suck anywhere near as much. And it works well for gambling. Any culture where that's the ubiquitous shit game is lucky indeed.
October 30, 2025 at 9:16 PM
But mahjong doesn't suck anywhere near as much. And it works well for gambling. Any culture where that's the ubiquitous shit game is lucky indeed.
This is the sad situation of public disclosure. The posts of people like you who put great thought and effort into communication are given treatment equal to the kneejerk reactions from the willfully uninformed.
October 30, 2025 at 6:18 PM
This is the sad situation of public disclosure. The posts of people like you who put great thought and effort into communication are given treatment equal to the kneejerk reactions from the willfully uninformed.
Xbox Live voice chat for Halo 2 was my first glimpse into our current dystopia, so this feels somewhat poignant.
October 28, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Xbox Live voice chat for Halo 2 was my first glimpse into our current dystopia, so this feels somewhat poignant.