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Get that fucking plane fuelled up we are off to Kazakhstan next season. #AlmatyWhites
September 27, 2025 at 3:45 PM
On Today’s episode of Border Bants…
September 24, 2025 at 12:24 PM
You know you’re off the beaten track when you start seeing road signs to Tehran 🤣
September 22, 2025 at 2:49 PM
FREE PALESTINE 🇵🇸
September 21, 2025 at 1:14 PM
WAT 3 GOALS?
September 20, 2025 at 2:48 PM
LEEDS
September 20, 2025 at 2:41 PM
A million internet points to anyone who can tell me what’s so interesting about this signpost. (It’s in Gori, Georgia, if that helps.)
September 19, 2025 at 11:55 AM
I really wanted to post this
August 26, 2025 at 9:02 PM
August 26, 2025 at 8:41 PM
“Perri’s shit, should have started Darlow”
a woman with blonde hair is making a funny face .
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August 26, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Shops at Zara, Wears Mascara, His Frock’s fucking massive

Ok that’s funny 🤣
🙌 On for his #LUFC debut!
August 26, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Piroe’s scored once in 14 games. WTF?!
August 26, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Can we try and win this competition please? I want an away day in Azerbaijan.
August 26, 2025 at 8:06 PM
5% of Wednesday fans don’t want Chansiri to sell.

Shit even they have a Flat Earth section of mental supporters.

#lufc #swfc
August 26, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Oh my fucking god Brendan
a baby in a striped shirt is covering his face with his hands .
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August 26, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Jack Harrison absolute pish again I see. Fuck off now please.
August 26, 2025 at 7:38 PM
I hate Wednesday but Chansiri out. The fact he’s put his name on the stand is funny though. 🤣
August 26, 2025 at 7:00 PM
As if Celtic haven’t scored against Kairat Almaty over two legs 🤣

What an away day though. What I’d give to go there with Leeds.
August 26, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Is the picture on Sky shit for anyone else?
August 26, 2025 at 6:39 PM
All I asked was what time it was in Baku 😭😭😭
August 25, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Struijk and Piroe were bad. That is all.
August 23, 2025 at 6:26 PM
That is not a penalty
August 23, 2025 at 6:23 PM
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Ahead of the inevitable meltdown, let’s remember Arsenal already had a world class squad and have spent £63.5m on Gyökeres and £67.5m on Eze.

That’s £131m on two players.

They should be winning easily.

The EPL is set up for the big teams.

We’re just unwelcome guests.

#LUFC
a man wearing a white jersey with the number 43 on it stands in front of a sign that says we are leeds
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August 23, 2025 at 6:14 PM
If that wasn’t the child, it wouldnt have been given
August 23, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Aaronson’s first pass was a parsec away from Rodon
August 23, 2025 at 5:56 PM