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Get that fucking plane fuelled up we are off to Kazakhstan next season. #AlmatyWhites
September 27, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Get that fucking plane fuelled up we are off to Kazakhstan next season. #AlmatyWhites
On Today’s episode of Border Bants…
September 24, 2025 at 12:24 PM
On Today’s episode of Border Bants…
You know you’re off the beaten track when you start seeing road signs to Tehran 🤣
September 22, 2025 at 2:49 PM
You know you’re off the beaten track when you start seeing road signs to Tehran 🤣
FREE PALESTINE 🇵🇸
September 21, 2025 at 1:14 PM
FREE PALESTINE 🇵🇸
WAT 3 GOALS?
September 20, 2025 at 2:48 PM
WAT 3 GOALS?
A million internet points to anyone who can tell me what’s so interesting about this signpost. (It’s in Gori, Georgia, if that helps.)
September 19, 2025 at 11:55 AM
A million internet points to anyone who can tell me what’s so interesting about this signpost. (It’s in Gori, Georgia, if that helps.)
I really wanted to post this
August 26, 2025 at 9:02 PM
I really wanted to post this
“Perri’s shit, should have started Darlow”
a woman with blonde hair is making a funny face .
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media.tenor.com
August 26, 2025 at 8:23 PM
“Perri’s shit, should have started Darlow”
Shops at Zara, Wears Mascara, His Frock’s fucking massive
Ok that’s funny 🤣
Ok that’s funny 🤣
August 26, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Shops at Zara, Wears Mascara, His Frock’s fucking massive
Ok that’s funny 🤣
Ok that’s funny 🤣
Piroe’s scored once in 14 games. WTF?!
August 26, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Piroe’s scored once in 14 games. WTF?!
Can we try and win this competition please? I want an away day in Azerbaijan.
August 26, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Can we try and win this competition please? I want an away day in Azerbaijan.
Oh my fucking god Brendan
a baby in a striped shirt is covering his face with his hands .
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August 26, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Oh my fucking god Brendan
Jack Harrison absolute pish again I see. Fuck off now please.
August 26, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Jack Harrison absolute pish again I see. Fuck off now please.
I hate Wednesday but Chansiri out. The fact he’s put his name on the stand is funny though. 🤣
August 26, 2025 at 7:00 PM
I hate Wednesday but Chansiri out. The fact he’s put his name on the stand is funny though. 🤣
As if Celtic haven’t scored against Kairat Almaty over two legs 🤣
What an away day though. What I’d give to go there with Leeds.
What an away day though. What I’d give to go there with Leeds.
August 26, 2025 at 6:56 PM
As if Celtic haven’t scored against Kairat Almaty over two legs 🤣
What an away day though. What I’d give to go there with Leeds.
What an away day though. What I’d give to go there with Leeds.
Is the picture on Sky shit for anyone else?
August 26, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Is the picture on Sky shit for anyone else?
All I asked was what time it was in Baku 😭😭😭
August 25, 2025 at 3:42 PM
All I asked was what time it was in Baku 😭😭😭
Struijk and Piroe were bad. That is all.
August 23, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Struijk and Piroe were bad. That is all.
That is not a penalty
August 23, 2025 at 6:23 PM
That is not a penalty
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Ahead of the inevitable meltdown, let’s remember Arsenal already had a world class squad and have spent £63.5m on Gyökeres and £67.5m on Eze.
That’s £131m on two players.
They should be winning easily.
The EPL is set up for the big teams.
We’re just unwelcome guests.
#LUFC
That’s £131m on two players.
They should be winning easily.
The EPL is set up for the big teams.
We’re just unwelcome guests.
#LUFC
a man wearing a white jersey with the number 43 on it stands in front of a sign that says we are leeds
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media.tenor.com
August 23, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Ahead of the inevitable meltdown, let’s remember Arsenal already had a world class squad and have spent £63.5m on Gyökeres and £67.5m on Eze.
That’s £131m on two players.
They should be winning easily.
The EPL is set up for the big teams.
We’re just unwelcome guests.
#LUFC
That’s £131m on two players.
They should be winning easily.
The EPL is set up for the big teams.
We’re just unwelcome guests.
#LUFC
If that wasn’t the child, it wouldnt have been given
August 23, 2025 at 6:10 PM
If that wasn’t the child, it wouldnt have been given
Aaronson’s first pass was a parsec away from Rodon
August 23, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Aaronson’s first pass was a parsec away from Rodon