Trey Ferguson
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Trey Ferguson
@pastortrey05.com
Jesus, justice, & jokes. Love Revolutionary. Not as outlandish as I could be.

Anablacktivist pastor at @intentionchurch.com

Public theologian.

Author of 𝑻𝒉𝒆𝒐𝒍𝒐𝒈𝒊𝒛𝒊𝒏’ 𝑩𝒊𝒈𝒈𝒆𝒓.

📍Miami-Dade to the World✈️

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Sin describes the systems, cultures, ways, ethics, habits, and actions that prevent us from experiencing the peace & wholeness that God has called creation to.
November 5, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Me when (in attempt to convince me to “stop painting with broad brushstrokes”) someone I know reveals that they voted for a fascist multiple times, and I realized I missed a spot and fix that immediately:
October 23, 2025 at 6:40 PM
October 12, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Eventually, you will need to grow up and take accountability.

There is not one single Christian—your parents or anyone else—you can blame for the fact that you choose to live your life as a dweeb.
October 9, 2025 at 2:22 AM
I try write so you under stand
October 8, 2025 at 6:36 PM
What are you, high?!
October 8, 2025 at 4:04 AM
He’s literally in the middle of doing the exchange RIGHT NOW 😂
October 8, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Well this is awkward.
October 8, 2025 at 3:42 AM
I’m never leaving this place
October 8, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Ok, this app is hilarious.
October 8, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Hi everyone!

I understand that many of you think that your desire to argue requires a serious response from me, but I am a man of finite capacity/energy.

However, I am also a man of the people. If you want to argue, you may find my rates reasonable. Please let me know where to send the invoice.
October 7, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Absolutely! Let me know where to send the invoice and we can get you squared away!
October 7, 2025 at 9:44 PM
October 7, 2025 at 9:30 PM
PLEASE WASH YOUR HANDS 😭
October 6, 2025 at 5:13 PM
A disembodied gospel is no Good News at all.

The gospel is incarnational.

I believe that we will see the goodness of God in the land of the living.
October 6, 2025 at 2:18 PM
YOU SEE WHAT I MEAN?!

They never heard the Good News!!!
October 4, 2025 at 9:29 PM
You know how big a dork you gotta be to say the letters “F-A-F-O” out loud to a room full of careered adults who’ve been forced to listen to a Fox News host who is now their boss?

I never thought the fascist takeover would be led by such flagrant cornballs.
October 1, 2025 at 1:45 AM
*Me, someone who does not believe in eternal conscious torment, confidently telling folks that Pete Hegseth & Donald Trump are going to hell because I believe we’ll experience the weeping & gnashing of teeth in the land of the living*
September 30, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Whiny America: “Kendrick Lamar gave a horrible halftime performance! We couldn’t understand anything he said?”

Jay-Z/Roc Nation/NFL: “say less 🌚”
September 29, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Rapture day shenanigans:

Someone left some “love letter” invitation to salvation on my front door.

I was like “it’s prolly that dude who was tellin me Obama was a gay Muslim at the playground that time.”

Checked the cameras. It was him.

HE GOT LEFT BEHIND TOO!!!
September 23, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Much of American Evangelicalism in one photograph.

Dragging a polished cross on training wheels through a celebration of white supremacy while ignoring & whitewashing the clear words and witness of departed racists and calling it all a faithful presentation of the gospel.
September 22, 2025 at 10:49 PM
I used to wonder how people were so ready to accept the Christianity of human traffickers as an expression of righteousness & Good News.

Then I saw people fawning over “the gospel” being presented at a WWE produced White Citizens Council rally, and it made more sense.
September 22, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Some of y’all seem like very serious interlocutors who would surely be tons of fun to be around 😃
September 20, 2025 at 6:47 PM
I’ve scoured hundreds of thousands of hours of MLK podcast footage and come back to let you all know that this clip was taken out of context and that you should all read Letter from Birmingham Jail to really understand what he was saying.
September 17, 2025 at 4:44 PM
One of the reasons that so many people insist that Charlie Kirk was some paragon of Christian virtue is that many of them are very demonstrably bad at reading the Bible and are therefore worshipping a dude who looks more like Jason Bourne than the Nazarene.
September 12, 2025 at 7:10 PM