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Luke Evans
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Twitter refugee. Nerd. Musician. Trekkie. Pastor. Real Christians love, not judge. Homosexuality is NOT a sin. 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ally He/Him.
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July 30, 2025 at 7:23 AM
As does Sen: Robert Kinsey, who totally does not have a megalomaniacal alien snake parasite inside his head that would cause his eyes to glow…
June 24, 2025 at 5:45 PM
My older one:
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June 7, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Just snap photos of the dev team or their friends. Bam! Avatars made and didn’t harm the environment to do it. Instead they were so worried whether or not they could, they never stopped to think if they should!
June 7, 2025 at 12:31 PM
“Remove that ad before I get back or I will come to memory alpha and I WILL have some fun”
June 7, 2025 at 12:26 PM
I remember when REmake 3 came out. The covid pandemic had just reached lockdown levels and I figured “ah, a game set in the 90’s, this will help me escape reality.” Opening cutscene is about how the viral outbreak is destroying RC 🤦 in hindsight, it was obvious lol
June 7, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Me, whose first mmo was guild wars 1:
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June 7, 2025 at 12:17 PM
Post: I prefer cinnamon applesauce to regular.

Random follower:
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June 7, 2025 at 12:11 PM
Chakoneway forever! (Janotay?) 😛
June 7, 2025 at 12:04 PM
Skin of Evil

Picard: What do you see?
Riker: Trouble

……..that’s how you answer that question? Almost like that line was delivered for dramatic effect instead of to provide the captain with any useful information…
May 30, 2025 at 12:03 AM
I maintain the point of “Tuvix” is that there isn’t a right answer. I also believe the same woman who refused to take Neelix’s lungs back from a Videan is haunted by her decision. She does not regret it, but she still feels the cost every day.
April 14, 2025 at 9:27 AM
What does God need with boobs?
March 28, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Plus she lived in a future where Harry Kim got a promotion, so she had to change that too!
March 18, 2025 at 2:44 PM
This is what I keep telling people, Janeway killed a being that was innocent, but refused to kill another who was guilty, both times involved saving Neelix. The difference? Tuvix also meant saving Tuvok. Moral: you mess with Tuvok, you mess with Janeway!
March 18, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Some people say they’d like to see him as M. Screw that, I wanna see him as Q!
March 6, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Theme song: good
Villain: uninteresting (and kinda racist)
Scheme: dumb
Gadgets: WHERE IS Q?!
Bond girl: Jane Seymour may be a good actress but Solitaire isn’t a good Bond girl
Henchman: let’s just rip off Captain Hook.
Misc: Baron Samedi?!?! But Sheriff Pepper!
Rating: 2/10
March 6, 2025 at 2:39 AM
I believe MAGA deserves to get the exact administration they’re going to get, and when things are stripped away, I hope they aren’t so thick headed as to be able to learn something…

I just wish the rest of us weren’t dragged into the abyss kicking and screaming along with them.
March 5, 2025 at 6:55 PM
When I was young, I identified with Kermit… now I find myself being more like these guys…
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March 5, 2025 at 6:51 PM
When Kirk and co travel back in time using a vehicle that used to be owned by Doc Brown?
March 5, 2025 at 6:46 PM