Paste Pot Carl
@pastepotpete.bsky.social
only through The is way out
Ask your doctor if your heart is three times too small for sex
December 21, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Ask your doctor if your heart is three times too small for sex
What do you make of the fact that they’re slightly different photos? The left is like an outtake of the right
December 20, 2025 at 2:11 PM
What do you make of the fact that they’re slightly different photos? The left is like an outtake of the right
Why are they slightly different? It’s like they’re from the same photo session and taken seconds apart
December 20, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Why are they slightly different? It’s like they’re from the same photo session and taken seconds apart
Poulan Weed-Eater Independence Bowl ass building
December 19, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Poulan Weed-Eater Independence Bowl ass building
Look, I haven’t died once over the past 20 years and that’s a huge sample size. It’s called Extrapolation. Look it up.
December 18, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Look, I haven’t died once over the past 20 years and that’s a huge sample size. It’s called Extrapolation. Look it up.
When your only tool is a fundraising plea, every problem looks like a mailing list
December 18, 2025 at 4:23 PM
When your only tool is a fundraising plea, every problem looks like a mailing list
…donate by tonight’s FEC deadline!!! 7xxxx MATCh!!!
December 16, 2025 at 9:07 PM
…donate by tonight’s FEC deadline!!! 7xxxx MATCh!!!
From the folks who brought you Aw Man My Glasses Were On My Face The Whole Time
December 13, 2025 at 1:21 PM
From the folks who brought you Aw Man My Glasses Were On My Face The Whole Time
Was my first thought too except the NYT article ignores the Trump aspect completely. It’s like reporting on Bill Clinton running into an old co-worker at the airport and ending the story there.
December 11, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Was my first thought too except the NYT article ignores the Trump aspect completely. It’s like reporting on Bill Clinton running into an old co-worker at the airport and ending the story there.
I read it as implying that once the status quo is restored, the government’s remaining options are not this court’s problem today
November 24, 2025 at 5:50 PM
I read it as implying that once the status quo is restored, the government’s remaining options are not this court’s problem today
This just convinced me to put on my jersey at home
November 23, 2025 at 12:45 AM
This just convinced me to put on my jersey at home
Reposted by Paste Pot Carl
Stephen Miller: "I told you to take the mayor's staff!"
November 21, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Stephen Miller: "I told you to take the mayor's staff!"
They have no idea how to do anything real with the logistics so they want to dress up the present like some imaginary time and place where shit worked and hope that does the trick
November 21, 2025 at 7:24 PM
They have no idea how to do anything real with the logistics so they want to dress up the present like some imaginary time and place where shit worked and hope that does the trick
Dealer’s choice
November 19, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Dealer’s choice
Ask them to cook one egg
November 19, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Ask them to cook one egg
Everybody always talks about the glasses being a flimsy disguise but how does he hide a big red S under a white Oxford shirt?
November 15, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Everybody always talks about the glasses being a flimsy disguise but how does he hide a big red S under a white Oxford shirt?
Pulling the ladder up behind him
November 15, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Pulling the ladder up behind him
I was only kidding when I called ‘em a couple a’ dicks
Still they made me do the stupid human tricks
Now I’m stuck in this jail with a bunch of dumb hicks
And I still don’t know why!
RIP
Still they made me do the stupid human tricks
Now I’m stuck in this jail with a bunch of dumb hicks
And I still don’t know why!
RIP
November 15, 2025 at 4:02 PM
I was only kidding when I called ‘em a couple a’ dicks
Still they made me do the stupid human tricks
Now I’m stuck in this jail with a bunch of dumb hicks
And I still don’t know why!
RIP
Still they made me do the stupid human tricks
Now I’m stuck in this jail with a bunch of dumb hicks
And I still don’t know why!
RIP
Find out next week in a Washington Post guest essay from the man himself!
November 14, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Find out next week in a Washington Post guest essay from the man himself!
NYT absolutely has published a lot of great work on Epstein. But it sat on info about its own reporter and Epstein that was sufficient to end the relationship with the reporter. It’s not about a favor to Epstein, it’s the favor to the paper itself
November 13, 2025 at 4:11 PM
NYT absolutely has published a lot of great work on Epstein. But it sat on info about its own reporter and Epstein that was sufficient to end the relationship with the reporter. It’s not about a favor to Epstein, it’s the favor to the paper itself
More about the irony of the quote applying to the ship itself. The man himself was the toughest mf any of us have ever heard of
November 13, 2025 at 3:49 PM
More about the irony of the quote applying to the ship itself. The man himself was the toughest mf any of us have ever heard of