I think my mom has an ancient video of me doing this to my knee or my hand or something lol good to know I'm among kin here

I learned the hard way that being vague is the perfect set up for someone else's "That's what she said joke."

I don't remember the last time I laughed this hard for this long. I'm a little hoarse from kinda screaming at all the uncomfortable acrobatics. I think Izzy was upside down almost half the time. Just when I thought the chaos would die down, someone would kick it into high gear all over again.

The irony is that there's plenty of surrounding city to build a high through. We can spare buildings. We can't spare the forest. And which out of touch party planner decided it'd be so kitch to have the summit INSIDE the forest?! Conserve the forest, use an existing building!!!!

This is the city in which I was born. I haven't been back since I was a baby. I'm afraid by the time I scrounge up the money for a ticket back it will all be paved over with roads, airports, and amenities for the supposedly well-meaning climate diplomats.