Jota Sé
@pastelon.bsky.social
nope, no estoy ready para que el precio de Netflix y HBO Max suban
December 5, 2025 at 1:52 PM
nope, no estoy ready para que el precio de Netflix y HBO Max suban
este frío de 27 grados Fahrenheit está cabrón pero como quiera se me antoja un limber de mantecado??????
December 4, 2025 at 12:39 PM
este frío de 27 grados Fahrenheit está cabrón pero como quiera se me antoja un limber de mantecado??????
RIP twitter, ahora me pide que confirme un selfie o ID para ver nsfw boooooo
December 2, 2025 at 4:19 PM
RIP twitter, ahora me pide que confirme un selfie o ID para ver nsfw boooooo
Sácamelo pa’dentro
December to remember? ❄️🌨️
Our outlook for the month is out and we're predicting the coldest/snowiest December in at least 8 years.
Temps will be about 4 degrees below normal, and we see the potential for at least a couple inches of snow.
www.washingtonpost.com/weather/2025...
Our outlook for the month is out and we're predicting the coldest/snowiest December in at least 8 years.
Temps will be about 4 degrees below normal, and we see the potential for at least a couple inches of snow.
www.washingtonpost.com/weather/2025...
A D.C. December to remember? Why this month could be cold and snowy.
We’re predicting the coldest and snowiest December since at least 2017.
www.washingtonpost.com
December 1, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Sácamelo pa’dentro
En la temporada de tener que usar el blow dryer en el asiento del inodoro
November 29, 2025 at 2:50 PM
En la temporada de tener que usar el blow dryer en el asiento del inodoro
Ya puedo completar mi obsesión con documentar todo lo que hago porque acabo de crear una cuenta de Letterboxd.
November 28, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Ya puedo completar mi obsesión con documentar todo lo que hago porque acabo de crear una cuenta de Letterboxd.
Can confirm: "Say Nothing" by Patrick Radden Keefe is a banger
I always appreciate the classifications @capitolhillbooks.bsky.social
November 27, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Can confirm: "Say Nothing" by Patrick Radden Keefe is a banger
My therapist will certainly hear (yet again) about my guilt of leaving my parents thousands of miles away and can’t immediately help them with their needs as they get older.
After today’s news, I might have to join one of those scream clubs
November 24, 2025 at 1:19 AM
My therapist will certainly hear (yet again) about my guilt of leaving my parents thousands of miles away and can’t immediately help them with their needs as they get older.
Nadie quiere entrar a mi halal spot favorito y eso me encabrona give them some business
November 23, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Nadie quiere entrar a mi halal spot favorito y eso me encabrona give them some business
A mi trabajo se le olvidó que me dieron un monitor en el 2022 para usar en el apa y a mí se me va a olvidar que es su monitor cuando me vaya/me boten. Oh well!
November 22, 2025 at 7:30 PM
A mi trabajo se le olvidó que me dieron un monitor en el 2022 para usar en el apa y a mí se me va a olvidar que es su monitor cuando me vaya/me boten. Oh well!
After today’s news, I might have to join one of those scream clubs
November 21, 2025 at 3:17 AM
After today’s news, I might have to join one of those scream clubs
Me jodí el codo hace un mes y no he podido estar activo excepto caminando y corriendo un poco. Tengo que ponerme la maldita muñequera y ahora un cosuaco para lo que le llaman “tennis elboy” I’m not even white enough for tennis
November 20, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Me jodí el codo hace un mes y no he podido estar activo excepto caminando y corriendo un poco. Tengo que ponerme la maldita muñequera y ahora un cosuaco para lo que le llaman “tennis elboy” I’m not even white enough for tennis
Hate being tempted with drink, delicious food, and smoking hookah
November 16, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Hate being tempted with drink, delicious food, and smoking hookah
Por fin viendo Pluribus y ummm wtf
November 14, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Por fin viendo Pluribus y ummm wtf
Acabo de descubrir chisme without being told, just went straight to the source and found it written. Muy triste la situación pero omg thank you for the juicy goss Yukiyú
November 10, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Acabo de descubrir chisme without being told, just went straight to the source and found it written. Muy triste la situación pero omg thank you for the juicy goss Yukiyú
Blue Jays are cool but fuck George Springer
George Springer and anyone from the 2017 Houston Astros ኃጢአተኛ ነፍስህ ከመዳን በላይ ናት እናም ሰላምን ወይም ሥቃይን አታውቅም ፣ የንስሐ ቅዝቃዜ ብቻ አብቅቷል ፣ ምክንያቱም ኃጢአቶችህ ከማንኛውም ተልእኮ የላቀ ስለሆነ ፣ መጨረሻው ቀርቧል ፣ የኃጢአት መርከቦች
November 2, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Blue Jays are cool but fuck George Springer
Grow up. Dress your kid in something scary for Halloween instead of like a fireman or postal worker.
November 1, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Grow up. Dress your kid in something scary for Halloween instead of like a fireman or postal worker.
George Springer and anyone from the 2017 Houston Astros ኃጢአተኛ ነፍስህ ከመዳን በላይ ናት እናም ሰላምን ወይም ሥቃይን አታውቅም ፣ የንስሐ ቅዝቃዜ ብቻ አብቅቷል ፣ ምክንያቱም ኃጢአቶችህ ከማንኛውም ተልእኮ የላቀ ስለሆነ ፣ መጨረሻው ቀርቧል ፣ የኃጢአት መርከቦች
November 1, 2025 at 1:10 AM
George Springer and anyone from the 2017 Houston Astros ኃጢአተኛ ነፍስህ ከመዳን በላይ ናት እናም ሰላምን ወይም ሥቃይን አታውቅም ፣ የንስሐ ቅዝቃዜ ብቻ አብቅቷል ፣ ምክንያቱም ኃጢአቶችህ ከማንኛውም ተልእኮ የላቀ ስለሆነ ፣ መጨረሻው ቀርቧል ፣ የኃጢአት መርከቦች
Se fueron a Threads and I just had to follow 😮💨
Por favor no se vayan a Threads
October 31, 2025 at 10:38 AM
Se fueron a Threads and I just had to follow 😮💨
CASA SOLAAAAA TODO EL FINDEEEEE YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS
honk shoo honk mimimi
honk shoo honk mimimi
October 30, 2025 at 8:52 PM
CASA SOLAAAAA TODO EL FINDEEEEE YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS
honk shoo honk mimimi
honk shoo honk mimimi
Ya mi esposita sabe lo siguiente:
1. Si me levanto de cualquier sitio y digo “Bueno…”, sabe que voy a kgar
2. si me levanto y digo “vamo al mambo”, sabe que voy a hacer algo que llevaba tiempo procrastinando
1. Si me levanto de cualquier sitio y digo “Bueno…”, sabe que voy a kgar
2. si me levanto y digo “vamo al mambo”, sabe que voy a hacer algo que llevaba tiempo procrastinando
October 29, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Ya mi esposita sabe lo siguiente:
1. Si me levanto de cualquier sitio y digo “Bueno…”, sabe que voy a kgar
2. si me levanto y digo “vamo al mambo”, sabe que voy a hacer algo que llevaba tiempo procrastinando
1. Si me levanto de cualquier sitio y digo “Bueno…”, sabe que voy a kgar
2. si me levanto y digo “vamo al mambo”, sabe que voy a hacer algo que llevaba tiempo procrastinando
Great. New fear unlocked.
“rats decided to enter the hood of my car and snack on some key electrical wiring” - $1,000 in repairs and counting… www.popville.com/2025/10/rats...
“rats decided to enter the hood of my car and snack on some key electrical wiring” - PoPville
"Dear PoPville, The real criminals in DC are the rats. This weekend, some rats decided to enter the hood of my car and snack on some key electrical wiring. It was totally undrivable and is still in th...
www.popville.com
October 21, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Great. New fear unlocked.