Christina Hill
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Christina Hill
@pastelninja.bsky.social
Writer/editor, parent, neurodiversity advocate, representing the west coast in the Midwest.

I’m friends with animals, feminists, gardeners, bakers, crafters, creatives of all types, LGBTQIA+

Neil Gaiman broke my heart.
I think everyone feels that way.
I don’t really like shopping there but I also don’t want to live in a world with zero bookstores either.

FWIW my local HPB has you on an endcap.
August 25, 2025 at 3:00 PM
10/10 idea. No notes except maybe everyone should do it. I don’t live in NY or I’d run with this. You’re brilliant.
June 24, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Alternately, it turns out that maybe gatekeeping the publishing industry for white cis men wasn’t what the people wanted after all.

What the people really wanted was sexy elves and dragons. 🤷🏻‍♀️
May 24, 2025 at 6:54 PM
I’m absolutely enraged at the democrats refusal to do ANYthing. Aside from AOC and the black caucus, they’re just sitting in a pile of sternly worded memos. It’s like the dem leadership is just too old to pay attention. How did we get here?
May 23, 2025 at 12:42 PM
I think the EU should tell trump to go fuck himself and let the tariffs happen.
May 23, 2025 at 12:38 PM
With all due respect, sir, some of us had the chance to hold this president accountable for violating the emoluments clause 7 years ago but chose to do nothing. Let’s not feign shock when he continues to do it now.
May 12, 2025 at 1:46 AM
White eggs are more expensive than brown eggs here in Missouri, which is how I know racism is still a problem.
May 5, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Do you want to sink our Standard & Poor’s debt rating? Cause this is how we tank out our S&P rating. We already bruised it back in 2011 by shutting down the government. Inciting a global trade war is likely to bump us down considerably more.
April 25, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Maybe people just realized his work isn’t that good after all 🤷🏻‍♀️
April 25, 2025 at 12:52 PM
I wasn’t really sure where you were going with this but you stuck the landing.
April 21, 2025 at 2:14 PM
I once converted all my Meta ads to writer-specific advertising content, mostly short story contests. It was kind of nice for about a week, until it reverted back to marketing things Meta thinks I’ve been texting about.
April 4, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Senator what will you do about it?
April 4, 2025 at 8:40 PM
A+++ joke.
April 3, 2025 at 10:26 PM
This will be remembered as the last moment America could have saved itself. You will be remembered as the politician who gave it all away for nothing.

It is unforgivable.
March 14, 2025 at 3:39 PM