For Locktober this year I had an hour to send cage checks primarily because it's not uncommon for me to be presenting for 60 min in work meetings. The fantasy of being forced to drop everything to fulfill the task is very hot, but tailoring it to something feasible makes it a lot more sustainable!

You're killing me bub

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#Locktober was rough this year cos of some pretty bad chafing off the bat that broke skin. Had to remove the cage for a few days, got back in for a few, then take it off again since it wasn't healed. Someday I'll figure out how some boys can stay locked for so long without chafing / skin issues 😭

Sand veil pokemon are the bane of my existence I stg

Bob from Accounting has no idea and will never appreciate the thought that went into your lime green ensemblé!

And matching socks naturally 🙌🏻

Heh I haven't made it very far in the game cos of MIR last weekend, but meet my Totodile Sheek, who apparently is rash and loves taking naps

Smh makes sense Duolingo would first be trying to indoctrinate you about the Lord's day

Um actually, 月曜日も... 火曜日も... 水曜日も... etc etc

Oh don't worry I already have my design appointment with Ollie booked for tomorrow 😉

Yes can confirm this is accurate according to an extensively peer-reviewed scientific paper written by a Dr. Heaux and published in the New England Journal of Thirst Traps

Baby steps dearie, let's get you hooked on Magic first and then we'll slooooooowly brainwash you into DnD too 😈

😱 WOW this is gorgeous!

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