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They finally caught Alf and they gave him the rage virus. #28YearsLater
July 8, 2025 at 2:53 AM
They finally caught Alf and they gave him the rage virus. #28YearsLater
Inside every g@mer there’s a Tex Avery wolf that wants only to go “awooga” at female videogame characters.
In 2025, they can no longer make their eyes pop out, stamp their feet aggressively or unfurl their tongues like long carpets… due to the woke.
In 2025, they can no longer make their eyes pop out, stamp their feet aggressively or unfurl their tongues like long carpets… due to the woke.
April 1, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Inside every g@mer there’s a Tex Avery wolf that wants only to go “awooga” at female videogame characters.
In 2025, they can no longer make their eyes pop out, stamp their feet aggressively or unfurl their tongues like long carpets… due to the woke.
In 2025, they can no longer make their eyes pop out, stamp their feet aggressively or unfurl their tongues like long carpets… due to the woke.
When was the last time you did anything with string?
April 1, 2025 at 11:50 AM
When was the last time you did anything with string?
From this day forward I’m taking a strict “no sidling” policy.
March 30, 2025 at 3:45 AM
From this day forward I’m taking a strict “no sidling” policy.
God: And I’m going make some of them have bad skin that breaks out painfully from time to time.
Satan: Why would you do that?
God: be gone with ye! I cast you out to hell!
Satan: Why would you do that?
God: be gone with ye! I cast you out to hell!
March 28, 2025 at 9:12 PM
God: And I’m going make some of them have bad skin that breaks out painfully from time to time.
Satan: Why would you do that?
God: be gone with ye! I cast you out to hell!
Satan: Why would you do that?
God: be gone with ye! I cast you out to hell!