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Elon Musk is implying wealthy individuals and corporations will happily share their great wealth. Let's start with the world's richest man. Let's start tomorrow...
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October 21, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Elon Musk is implying wealthy individuals and corporations will happily share their great wealth. Let's start with the world's richest man. Let's start tomorrow...
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Elon Musk's Message to Tesla Shareholders
June 10, 2024 at 4:54 PM
Elon Musk's Message to Tesla Shareholders
The Imperial TechnoWizard of Telsa...
June 9, 2024 at 11:03 PM
The Imperial TechnoWizard of Telsa...
Here we have Elon Musk and his proxy, trying to provide analysts with a hook to hang their absurd estimates on - even after Musk admitted *just three months ago* on the Q3/23 earnings call - no OEMs were interested in FSD:
Musk: "they don't believe it's real quite yet"
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Musk: "they don't believe it's real quite yet"
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April 4, 2024 at 8:16 AM
Here we have Elon Musk and his proxy, trying to provide analysts with a hook to hang their absurd estimates on - even after Musk admitted *just three months ago* on the Q3/23 earnings call - no OEMs were interested in FSD:
Musk: "they don't believe it's real quite yet"
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Musk: "they don't believe it's real quite yet"
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Tesla Cybertruck Brake Malfunction; hit light pole
"Feeling a bit sore. Still love the truck though."
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"Feeling a bit sore. Still love the truck though."
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April 4, 2024 at 12:44 AM
Tesla Cybertruck Brake Malfunction; hit light pole
"Feeling a bit sore. Still love the truck though."
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"Feeling a bit sore. Still love the truck though."
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Be neither a baggie, nor a baggie be...
ANDREW BAGLINO, Tesla's Senior Vice President, Powertrain and Energy Engineering, is neither...
Great timing on that 10b5-1 trading plan, Andy...
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ANDREW BAGLINO, Tesla's Senior Vice President, Powertrain and Energy Engineering, is neither...
Great timing on that 10b5-1 trading plan, Andy...
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April 2, 2024 at 12:01 AM
Be neither a baggie, nor a baggie be...
ANDREW BAGLINO, Tesla's Senior Vice President, Powertrain and Energy Engineering, is neither...
Great timing on that 10b5-1 trading plan, Andy...
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ANDREW BAGLINO, Tesla's Senior Vice President, Powertrain and Energy Engineering, is neither...
Great timing on that 10b5-1 trading plan, Andy...
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Tesla's VP of Investor Relations, Martin Viecha, added 5 bearish investment firms to his latest "delivery consensus" averages note vs last quarter's note. No doubt, to "un-pad" the numbers: Bearish firms, Guggenheim, HSBC, JP Morgan, Needham and Wolfe. Sus, very sus
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April 1, 2024 at 2:23 PM
Tesla's VP of Investor Relations, Martin Viecha, added 5 bearish investment firms to his latest "delivery consensus" averages note vs last quarter's note. No doubt, to "un-pad" the numbers: Bearish firms, Guggenheim, HSBC, JP Morgan, Needham and Wolfe. Sus, very sus
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Tesla IR, Martin Viecha's, new "median" consensus emphasis, notice that Viecha also added 5 new/additional firms to his averaging: 30 up from 25 last quarter. Wanta bet his new additions brought the numbers down, not up? $TSLA $TSLAQ
April 1, 2024 at 2:21 PM
Tesla IR, Martin Viecha's, new "median" consensus emphasis, notice that Viecha also added 5 new/additional firms to his averaging: 30 up from 25 last quarter. Wanta bet his new additions brought the numbers down, not up? $TSLA $TSLAQ
Any guesses? I'm stumped.
Blind Item
"The celebrity CEO knows the first quarter is going to be a blood bath. So, he is trying to distract by offering for free the product he usually charges five figures. It still doesn't work though."
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Blind Item
"The celebrity CEO knows the first quarter is going to be a blood bath. So, he is trying to distract by offering for free the product he usually charges five figures. It still doesn't work though."
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April 1, 2024 at 11:33 AM
Any guesses? I'm stumped.
Blind Item
"The celebrity CEO knows the first quarter is going to be a blood bath. So, he is trying to distract by offering for free the product he usually charges five figures. It still doesn't work though."
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Blind Item
"The celebrity CEO knows the first quarter is going to be a blood bath. So, he is trying to distract by offering for free the product he usually charges five figures. It still doesn't work though."
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Foreshadow much?
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March 28, 2024 at 5:09 PM
Foreshadow much?
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Filed under: "Could have been worse..."
Cybertruck Dead @ 1k
..."after opening the frunk so I could get access to the main truck to get all my belongings out to get it towed."
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Cybertruck Dead @ 1k
..."after opening the frunk so I could get access to the main truck to get all my belongings out to get it towed."
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March 28, 2024 at 2:56 PM
Filed under: "Could have been worse..."
Cybertruck Dead @ 1k
..."after opening the frunk so I could get access to the main truck to get all my belongings out to get it towed."
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Cybertruck Dead @ 1k
..."after opening the frunk so I could get access to the main truck to get all my belongings out to get it towed."
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I think these guys just wait for Troy to tweet his numbers, but are to cheap to pay for for his Patreon...
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March 28, 2024 at 2:26 PM
I think these guys just wait for Troy to tweet his numbers, but are to cheap to pay for for his Patreon...
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When they turn, they turn hard...
The Realization™
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The Realization™
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March 26, 2024 at 8:41 PM
When they turn, they turn hard...
The Realization™
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The Realization™
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Blind Item Revealed
"Just in case of an overdose, the celebrity CEO has a doctor with him or close to him at all times."
Elon Musk
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"Just in case of an overdose, the celebrity CEO has a doctor with him or close to him at all times."
Elon Musk
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March 26, 2024 at 5:31 PM
Blind Item Revealed
"Just in case of an overdose, the celebrity CEO has a doctor with him or close to him at all times."
Elon Musk
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"Just in case of an overdose, the celebrity CEO has a doctor with him or close to him at all times."
Elon Musk
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"Do something, Elon. Do something fast, dammit. Q1 is going to suck balls and we have ten or twelve kids to feed!
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March 26, 2024 at 3:52 AM
"Do something, Elon. Do something fast, dammit. Q1 is going to suck balls and we have ten or twelve kids to feed!
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Can't make this shit up;
"Having problems with your current Tesla POS? Check out the new Tesla POS. Much better....
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"Having problems with your current Tesla POS? Check out the new Tesla POS. Much better....
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March 25, 2024 at 10:16 PM
Can't make this shit up;
"Having problems with your current Tesla POS? Check out the new Tesla POS. Much better....
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"Having problems with your current Tesla POS? Check out the new Tesla POS. Much better....
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Going forward, all new customers will be lab rats, like it or not.
GFY,
Elon
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GFY,
Elon
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March 25, 2024 at 5:54 PM
Going forward, all new customers will be lab rats, like it or not.
GFY,
Elon
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GFY,
Elon
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Within spec...
"Cybertruck Roof rail is a little off, Tesla service say it's within standards and no adjustments needed."
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"Cybertruck Roof rail is a little off, Tesla service say it's within standards and no adjustments needed."
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March 25, 2024 at 4:31 PM
Within spec...
"Cybertruck Roof rail is a little off, Tesla service say it's within standards and no adjustments needed."
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"Cybertruck Roof rail is a little off, Tesla service say it's within standards and no adjustments needed."
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Mizuho Downgrades Tesla to Neutral.
New price target $195 down from $310...
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New price target $195 down from $310...
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March 25, 2024 at 7:27 AM
Mizuho Downgrades Tesla to Neutral.
New price target $195 down from $310...
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New price target $195 down from $310...
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"Totaled Crashed Cybertruck in Tampa..."
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March 25, 2024 at 5:49 AM
"Totaled Crashed Cybertruck in Tampa..."
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Couldn't see this coming...
Tesla Cybertruck: "It doesnt quite fit in a standard garage."
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Tesla Cybertruck: "It doesnt quite fit in a standard garage."
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March 25, 2024 at 5:48 AM
Couldn't see this coming...
Tesla Cybertruck: "It doesnt quite fit in a standard garage."
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Tesla Cybertruck: "It doesnt quite fit in a standard garage."
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CyberTruck Deliveries This Year for People that Just Ordered Them? Impossible!
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March 20, 2024 at 2:06 PM
CyberTruck Deliveries This Year for People that Just Ordered Them? Impossible!
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Blind Item
"Just in case of an overdose, the celebrity CEO has a doctor with him or close to him at all times."
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www.crazydaysandnights.net/2024/03/blin...
"Just in case of an overdose, the celebrity CEO has a doctor with him or close to him at all times."
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www.crazydaysandnights.net/2024/03/blin...
March 19, 2024 at 6:48 PM
Blind Item
"Just in case of an overdose, the celebrity CEO has a doctor with him or close to him at all times."
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www.crazydaysandnights.net/2024/03/blin...
"Just in case of an overdose, the celebrity CEO has a doctor with him or close to him at all times."
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www.crazydaysandnights.net/2024/03/blin...
From Tesla's bio of Chair, Robyn Denholm: "Ms. Denholm served in various executive roles at Sun Microsystems, Inc. from January 1996 to August 2007."
Robyn *is not* going to be a baggie this time in the bubble...
ir.tesla.com/corporate/ro...
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Robyn *is not* going to be a baggie this time in the bubble...
ir.tesla.com/corporate/ro...
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March 15, 2024 at 1:01 PM
From Tesla's bio of Chair, Robyn Denholm: "Ms. Denholm served in various executive roles at Sun Microsystems, Inc. from January 1996 to August 2007."
Robyn *is not* going to be a baggie this time in the bubble...
ir.tesla.com/corporate/ro...
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Robyn *is not* going to be a baggie this time in the bubble...
ir.tesla.com/corporate/ro...
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Filed under: Threads you won't see on a Mercedes, BMW. Porsche, etc chat forum...
"Cleaning inside of my Tesla Cybertruck windshield -- my method / solution"
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"Cleaning inside of my Tesla Cybertruck windshield -- my method / solution"
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March 14, 2024 at 8:29 PM
Filed under: Threads you won't see on a Mercedes, BMW. Porsche, etc chat forum...
"Cleaning inside of my Tesla Cybertruck windshield -- my method / solution"
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"Cleaning inside of my Tesla Cybertruck windshield -- my method / solution"
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