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The biggest problem is gonna be deciding which block party to go to
December 15, 2025 at 6:21 PM
The biggest problem is gonna be deciding which block party to go to
I know it smell crazy in there
December 12, 2025 at 8:59 PM
I know it smell crazy in there
Dude this happens on my street at like 3 am. We’ve lost the plot
December 7, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Dude this happens on my street at like 3 am. We’ve lost the plot
Like ten years ago there was one morning where a ton of trains got fucked because apparently someone dropped their umbrella into the tracks while changing cars. One of my coworkers came into work mad as hell and said “Dumbass shoulda dropped himself with the umbrella while he was at it”
December 3, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Like ten years ago there was one morning where a ton of trains got fucked because apparently someone dropped their umbrella into the tracks while changing cars. One of my coworkers came into work mad as hell and said “Dumbass shoulda dropped himself with the umbrella while he was at it”
Grok, how many friends can I buy with a trillion dollars
November 25, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Grok, how many friends can I buy with a trillion dollars
Football men who are awful truly is an evergreen genre
November 22, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Football men who are awful truly is an evergreen genre
You literally just voted yes on a Republican-led measure to “denounce the horrors of socialism.” Do you actually listen to yourself?
November 21, 2025 at 7:30 PM
You literally just voted yes on a Republican-led measure to “denounce the horrors of socialism.” Do you actually listen to yourself?
I went to an American novelty store in Tokyo once and they had Trader Joe’s and Whole Foods reusable shopping bags lmao
November 21, 2025 at 3:11 PM
I went to an American novelty store in Tokyo once and they had Trader Joe’s and Whole Foods reusable shopping bags lmao
He got that shit on
November 18, 2025 at 5:09 PM
He got that shit on
“How can you be literate when you can’t read a room”
a group of people are standing in front of a sign that says bars on it
ALT: a group of people are standing in front of a sign that says bars on it
media.tenor.com
November 17, 2025 at 10:50 PM
“How can you be literate when you can’t read a room”
We were both making transgender jokes, bud
November 17, 2025 at 5:11 AM
We were both making transgender jokes, bud
For real, where’s my 1 mil transition fund
November 16, 2025 at 2:40 PM
For real, where’s my 1 mil transition fund
Omg I did not know y’all were buds. Best crossover
November 8, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Omg I did not know y’all were buds. Best crossover
I find it pretty underwhelming but maybe it’s because nothing was ever gonna be better than the 2022 banger
November 5, 2025 at 11:33 PM
I find it pretty underwhelming but maybe it’s because nothing was ever gonna be better than the 2022 banger
Which is the bigger concern with Schrödinger’s cat?
A) It’s alive
B) It’s dead
A) It’s alive
B) It’s dead
November 5, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Which is the bigger concern with Schrödinger’s cat?
A) It’s alive
B) It’s dead
A) It’s alive
B) It’s dead
Used to live there and yeah, it’s grim for the most part
November 5, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Used to live there and yeah, it’s grim for the most part
Yeah but they’re nowhere near as good
November 5, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Yeah but they’re nowhere near as good
The paradox that wrecks my brain: Eventually enough people will be out of a job and/or struggling financially that consumerist-reliant industries are just gonna be left without consumers
October 29, 2025 at 5:08 PM
The paradox that wrecks my brain: Eventually enough people will be out of a job and/or struggling financially that consumerist-reliant industries are just gonna be left without consumers
I just read this in a Nat Geo narrator voice
October 22, 2025 at 10:00 PM
I just read this in a Nat Geo narrator voice
“The results are mixed” = We asked an actual human therapist and a tech bro sociopath
August 26, 2025 at 5:07 PM
“The results are mixed” = We asked an actual human therapist and a tech bro sociopath
Reebok has some of the ugliest kits I’ve ever seen so maybe it’s deserved
August 22, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Reebok has some of the ugliest kits I’ve ever seen so maybe it’s deserved
Is “TRUMP” just how he refers to himself now?
August 1, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Is “TRUMP” just how he refers to himself now?
Truly the best
July 29, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Truly the best
If I gotta ride into the battlefield I want DemocracyPamela1212 at my side
July 28, 2025 at 3:22 PM
If I gotta ride into the battlefield I want DemocracyPamela1212 at my side