Heranimos Swingle, Padded Gambeson Man
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Maybe sing songs that remind me of the good times ...? Leave that tub un-thumped! You’ll get one bourbon, one scotch, and one beer, Hell still ain't half full!
What even?
December 2, 2025 at 11:29 PM
What even?
A real one.
December 2, 2025 at 10:18 PM
A real one.
Sir.
December 2, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Sir.
unfortunately, immediately after saying that:
December 2, 2025 at 10:16 PM
unfortunately, immediately after saying that:
That's why he steals all my poasts.
December 2, 2025 at 9:15 PM
That's why he steals all my poasts.
a USN attache in 1947 said Peru was still wargaming it w/ ironclads
December 2, 2025 at 9:13 PM
a USN attache in 1947 said Peru was still wargaming it w/ ironclads
america if sherman served in civilian government:
December 2, 2025 at 12:51 AM
america if sherman served in civilian government:
is the cure to loneliness mobilizing thousands of your friends to etch giant pictures in the ground that can be seen from space?
November 30, 2025 at 5:32 PM
is the cure to loneliness mobilizing thousands of your friends to etch giant pictures in the ground that can be seen from space?
Citoyens!
November 29, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Citoyens!
This is why more people are acknowledging that Kuvira was 70% right and 30% wrong.
November 29, 2025 at 6:44 PM
This is why more people are acknowledging that Kuvira was 70% right and 30% wrong.
Many people are saying this.
November 27, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Many people are saying this.
Because of what the zoo did to that gorilla.
November 26, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Because of what the zoo did to that gorilla.
That special holiday flavor (botulism)
November 25, 2025 at 5:08 AM
That special holiday flavor (botulism)
"I just want to talk to him." - Daala
November 23, 2025 at 1:13 AM
"I just want to talk to him." - Daala
(which is mostly accurate even without knowing what a gorilla was)
November 22, 2025 at 1:08 PM
(which is mostly accurate even without knowing what a gorilla was)
In the grimdark future, Rogal Dorn will give this exact same speech at the Siege of Terra, though no one will know what a gorilla actually was by that time, assuming it is a fallen Imperial Saint from the Dark Age.
November 22, 2025 at 1:06 PM
In the grimdark future, Rogal Dorn will give this exact same speech at the Siege of Terra, though no one will know what a gorilla actually was by that time, assuming it is a fallen Imperial Saint from the Dark Age.
Stop it, get some help.
November 21, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Stop it, get some help.
Counterpoint: but I want to argue with idiots and gorge myself on their stupidity, it sustains me, I must feed.
November 20, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Counterpoint: but I want to argue with idiots and gorge myself on their stupidity, it sustains me, I must feed.
Old Hickory really did it, lol.
November 20, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Old Hickory really did it, lol.