Pasha Nixon 🇺🇸🇺🇦🏴
@pasha71.bsky.social
A Belarusian-American stamp collector, parody songwriter, fantasy sports aficionado and nudist. Love alternate history and fantasy, hate Trump and Putin.
I presume each time you poop, you imagine feeding Stephen as well?
November 14, 2025 at 10:59 PM
I presume each time you poop, you imagine feeding Stephen as well?
So if I want to pee on a sidewalk, Optimus will do… what?
November 11, 2025 at 8:59 PM
So if I want to pee on a sidewalk, Optimus will do… what?
Or that. “I’d rather have another guy’s penis in my wife’s mouth than tofu in mine!”
November 11, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Or that. “I’d rather have another guy’s penis in my wife’s mouth than tofu in mine!”
Your dad sounds like a fun guy who doesn’t give a shit about others’ opinion. You gotta respect that.
November 11, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Your dad sounds like a fun guy who doesn’t give a shit about others’ opinion. You gotta respect that.
I think you should prioritize inches over feet.
November 11, 2025 at 4:39 PM
I think you should prioritize inches over feet.
Why? So you wouldn’t feel guilty about your own affairs?
November 11, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Why? So you wouldn’t feel guilty about your own affairs?
And on 1/30, we won’t endanger SNAP recipients or disrupt holiday travel.
November 10, 2025 at 4:37 PM
And on 1/30, we won’t endanger SNAP recipients or disrupt holiday travel.
Just give her some sort of exception at work, let other clerks do gay marriages.
November 10, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Just give her some sort of exception at work, let other clerks do gay marriages.
If GOP doesn’t vote for subsidies extension, on Jan 31 Dems should refuse to pass the budget. This time, they won’t have to worry about SNAP or holiday air travel.
November 10, 2025 at 3:14 AM
If GOP doesn’t vote for subsidies extension, on Jan 31 Dems should refuse to pass the budget. This time, they won’t have to worry about SNAP or holiday air travel.
When I do mindless repetitive tasks, I listen to music or Game of Thrones on my phone.
November 7, 2025 at 10:17 PM
When I do mindless repetitive tasks, I listen to music or Game of Thrones on my phone.
As long as you’re getting paid, you shouldn’t worry about anything else. No one is forcing your employer to pay you or to refrain from giving you more work.
November 7, 2025 at 10:15 PM
As long as you’re getting paid, you shouldn’t worry about anything else. No one is forcing your employer to pay you or to refrain from giving you more work.
Better hope your brother doesn’t follow Fesshole, or he probably will figure out it’s you.
November 7, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Better hope your brother doesn’t follow Fesshole, or he probably will figure out it’s you.
But I am a US citizen. Yes, there is ONE exception about running for POTUS, but why do you want to reduce my rights much, much more? Other than you being a bigot or a moron, or possibly both.
November 6, 2025 at 1:05 AM
But I am a US citizen. Yes, there is ONE exception about running for POTUS, but why do you want to reduce my rights much, much more? Other than you being a bigot or a moron, or possibly both.
So you’re saying that people like me should be second-class citizens. What the hell is your logic? How am I less American that you are? Because I am an American by choice? Because I actually made an effort to become an American? Because I speak several languages? What can possibly be your reasoning?
November 5, 2025 at 5:23 AM
So you’re saying that people like me should be second-class citizens. What the hell is your logic? How am I less American that you are? Because I am an American by choice? Because I actually made an effort to become an American? Because I speak several languages? What can possibly be your reasoning?
Hate whom? I’m a Jew, and I don’t feel any hate from Mamdani.
November 4, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Hate whom? I’m a Jew, and I don’t feel any hate from Mamdani.
Are you implying foreign-born Americans are inferior to native-born ones?
November 4, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Are you implying foreign-born Americans are inferior to native-born ones?
Unless you drink it, it’s not really much of a story.
November 4, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Unless you drink it, it’s not really much of a story.
Now, each time I eat… Nah I don’t give a shit.
November 4, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Now, each time I eat… Nah I don’t give a shit.
I presume the show is not what its name suggests?
November 4, 2025 at 4:48 PM
I presume the show is not what its name suggests?
I’m not really Scottish, but I do like “shite”.
November 4, 2025 at 4:47 PM
I’m not really Scottish, but I do like “shite”.
Yeah like “hey, I am an asshole”
November 4, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Yeah like “hey, I am an asshole”
Impress how? “Look, I am an asshole”?
November 4, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Impress how? “Look, I am an asshole”?
And then how do you know when to get back to the show I presume you were watching?
November 4, 2025 at 4:44 PM
And then how do you know when to get back to the show I presume you were watching?
All that stuff is fine. Believe me, this is NOT why you and I hate Trump with a passion.
November 3, 2025 at 5:56 PM
All that stuff is fine. Believe me, this is NOT why you and I hate Trump with a passion.