Extreme conditions demand extreme responses, hence I have been popping Cinnamon Altoids® two at a time. 🥵

You know what has a nice anachronistic 𝑟𝑖𝑛𝑔 to it?
Bluetooth phone booth.
Carry on. ☎️

Time travel is real and I have proof. When I get up for work at 5:30, I rush around getting ready for half an hour and when I look at the clock again it's 6:30. 🤯

More accurate headline: Faceless, Soulless, Spineless Corporation Bends the Knee to Petty Tyrant.

I suppose I’m somewhat comforted by the recollection that (at least in this century) this type of nonsensical nationalism tends to fizzle out and die, only to be remembered for how dumb it was. #FreedomFries

There is a sense of urgency to buy my 2yo son a globe while there are still globes available that have the #GulfOfMexico on them. 🌎😐

You’ve heard of elf on the shelf. Now get ready for AI/algorithm/P2P information & surveillance networks the likes of which we can’t even presently imagine.

Rather than alter meds, my shrink recommended I take more walks and go see Wicked. For this I paid him $100. What a time to be alive.

rosemary’s baby is a christmas movie

Go Cards!
Beat Vikings!

Celebrating fall with a toddler is something else. ❤️

Posting for the first time to a new social network near the end of 2024 seems archaic.