Paul 🇮🇹🇺🇸
@partypaul.bsky.social
33, History nerd, college grad, movie/tv junkie, and aspiring entertainer extraordinaire
Replacements For Kimmel:
Dave Thomas
The comedian, not the Wendy’s guy
One of many underrated funny guys who’s in dire need of a show
Unlike Kimmel, who should be out of a job by now
Dave Thomas
The comedian, not the Wendy’s guy
One of many underrated funny guys who’s in dire need of a show
Unlike Kimmel, who should be out of a job by now
December 3, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Replacements For Kimmel:
Dave Thomas
The comedian, not the Wendy’s guy
One of many underrated funny guys who’s in dire need of a show
Unlike Kimmel, who should be out of a job by now
Dave Thomas
The comedian, not the Wendy’s guy
One of many underrated funny guys who’s in dire need of a show
Unlike Kimmel, who should be out of a job by now
This is what a REAL hero looks like
December 3, 2025 at 1:21 AM
This is what a REAL hero looks like
Replacements For Kimmel:
Rick Moranis
Someone who’s much more worthy of his own late night talk show than Kimmel
Plus he’s not a jerk
Rick Moranis
Someone who’s much more worthy of his own late night talk show than Kimmel
Plus he’s not a jerk
December 2, 2025 at 11:11 AM
Replacements For Kimmel:
Rick Moranis
Someone who’s much more worthy of his own late night talk show than Kimmel
Plus he’s not a jerk
Rick Moranis
Someone who’s much more worthy of his own late night talk show than Kimmel
Plus he’s not a jerk
This is what a REAL hero looks like
December 1, 2025 at 11:30 PM
This is what a REAL hero looks like
Replacements For Kimmel:
Eugene Levy
An underrated and way more hilarious comedian than Kimmel
And is definitely not a racist dingbat
Eugene Levy
An underrated and way more hilarious comedian than Kimmel
And is definitely not a racist dingbat
December 1, 2025 at 11:19 AM
Replacements For Kimmel:
Eugene Levy
An underrated and way more hilarious comedian than Kimmel
And is definitely not a racist dingbat
Eugene Levy
An underrated and way more hilarious comedian than Kimmel
And is definitely not a racist dingbat
This is what a REAL hero looks like
November 29, 2025 at 4:24 PM
This is what a REAL hero looks like
Hot Take:
Tulsa King is just The Sopranos with Sylvester Stallone in it
Just sayin🤷🏻♂️
Tulsa King is just The Sopranos with Sylvester Stallone in it
Just sayin🤷🏻♂️
November 28, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Hot Take:
Tulsa King is just The Sopranos with Sylvester Stallone in it
Just sayin🤷🏻♂️
Tulsa King is just The Sopranos with Sylvester Stallone in it
Just sayin🤷🏻♂️
Rap Rat vs. Sneakers O’Toole
Ohhh sh*t, son!
It’s about to go down 😂🤣
The biggest Versus of the century
Ohhh sh*t, son!
It’s about to go down 😂🤣
The biggest Versus of the century
November 28, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Rap Rat vs. Sneakers O’Toole
Ohhh sh*t, son!
It’s about to go down 😂🤣
The biggest Versus of the century
Ohhh sh*t, son!
It’s about to go down 😂🤣
The biggest Versus of the century
When you hear someone loudly and angrily say “ALRIGHT, WHO TOOK THE LAST ROLL?!?”
🤭😂🤣
🤭😂🤣
November 28, 2025 at 12:01 PM
When you hear someone loudly and angrily say “ALRIGHT, WHO TOOK THE LAST ROLL?!?”
🤭😂🤣
🤭😂🤣
Replacements For Kimmel:
Jeff Daniels
An actor who has way more accomplishments under his belt than Kimmel
So why wouldn’t he get his own late night show?
Plus, Jimmy Kimmel wasn’t in “Escanaba In Da Moonlight”, one of the greatest movies of all time
Jeff Daniels
An actor who has way more accomplishments under his belt than Kimmel
So why wouldn’t he get his own late night show?
Plus, Jimmy Kimmel wasn’t in “Escanaba In Da Moonlight”, one of the greatest movies of all time
November 28, 2025 at 11:34 AM
Replacements For Kimmel:
Jeff Daniels
An actor who has way more accomplishments under his belt than Kimmel
So why wouldn’t he get his own late night show?
Plus, Jimmy Kimmel wasn’t in “Escanaba In Da Moonlight”, one of the greatest movies of all time
Jeff Daniels
An actor who has way more accomplishments under his belt than Kimmel
So why wouldn’t he get his own late night show?
Plus, Jimmy Kimmel wasn’t in “Escanaba In Da Moonlight”, one of the greatest movies of all time
These are what REAL heroes look like
November 27, 2025 at 12:45 AM
These are what REAL heroes look like
Let’s normalize being one of these people 😂
November 26, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Let’s normalize being one of these people 😂
Replacements For Kimmel:
Philip Haldiman
Someone who’s more bearable to put up with than Kimmel
Plus he was in The Room
And everyone loves that movie
Philip Haldiman
Someone who’s more bearable to put up with than Kimmel
Plus he was in The Room
And everyone loves that movie
November 26, 2025 at 12:27 PM
Replacements For Kimmel:
Philip Haldiman
Someone who’s more bearable to put up with than Kimmel
Plus he was in The Room
And everyone loves that movie
Philip Haldiman
Someone who’s more bearable to put up with than Kimmel
Plus he was in The Room
And everyone loves that movie
Me when Elissa Slotkin makes a Vietnam reference in an interview
November 26, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Me when Elissa Slotkin makes a Vietnam reference in an interview
This is what a REAL hero looks like
November 25, 2025 at 10:10 PM
This is what a REAL hero looks like
Replacements For Kimmel:
Greg Sestero
If anyone needs a late night talk show, it’s him
Plus the ladies will think he’s way better looking than Kimmel
Greg Sestero
If anyone needs a late night talk show, it’s him
Plus the ladies will think he’s way better looking than Kimmel
November 25, 2025 at 11:05 AM
Replacements For Kimmel:
Greg Sestero
If anyone needs a late night talk show, it’s him
Plus the ladies will think he’s way better looking than Kimmel
Greg Sestero
If anyone needs a late night talk show, it’s him
Plus the ladies will think he’s way better looking than Kimmel
Alden Mills
U.S. Navy
Platoon commander, U.S. Navy SEALs
U.S. Navy
Platoon commander, U.S. Navy SEALs
November 25, 2025 at 5:22 AM
Alden Mills
U.S. Navy
Platoon commander, U.S. Navy SEALs
U.S. Navy
Platoon commander, U.S. Navy SEALs
Is it true that Solomon Grundy talks like Cookie Monster? 🤔
i.e. says “Me” instead of “I” like “Me Solomon Grundy”
i.e. says “Me” instead of “I” like “Me Solomon Grundy”
November 24, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Is it true that Solomon Grundy talks like Cookie Monster? 🤔
i.e. says “Me” instead of “I” like “Me Solomon Grundy”
i.e. says “Me” instead of “I” like “Me Solomon Grundy”
RIP Udo Kier
You would have made an excellent replacement for Jimmy Kimmel 😔😢
You would have made an excellent replacement for Jimmy Kimmel 😔😢
November 24, 2025 at 1:46 PM
RIP Udo Kier
You would have made an excellent replacement for Jimmy Kimmel 😔😢
You would have made an excellent replacement for Jimmy Kimmel 😔😢
Replacements For Kimmel:
Tommy Wiseau
The PERFECT replacement for Jimmy Kimmel
Why?
Because he’s more popular, he never talks about politics and everyone loves him
Plus, if he had his own show, he’d probably start off by saying “Oh Hi, everyone!”
Tommy Wiseau
The PERFECT replacement for Jimmy Kimmel
Why?
Because he’s more popular, he never talks about politics and everyone loves him
Plus, if he had his own show, he’d probably start off by saying “Oh Hi, everyone!”
November 24, 2025 at 11:16 AM
Replacements For Kimmel:
Tommy Wiseau
The PERFECT replacement for Jimmy Kimmel
Why?
Because he’s more popular, he never talks about politics and everyone loves him
Plus, if he had his own show, he’d probably start off by saying “Oh Hi, everyone!”
Tommy Wiseau
The PERFECT replacement for Jimmy Kimmel
Why?
Because he’s more popular, he never talks about politics and everyone loves him
Plus, if he had his own show, he’d probably start off by saying “Oh Hi, everyone!”
*Teasle crashes through the ceiling; falls on floor*
“I’d like to think that the last thing that went through Sheriff Will Teasle’s head, other than little shards of glass, was to wonder how in the Hell John J. Rambo ever got the best of him”
#FirstBlood #ShawshankRedemption
“I’d like to think that the last thing that went through Sheriff Will Teasle’s head, other than little shards of glass, was to wonder how in the Hell John J. Rambo ever got the best of him”
#FirstBlood #ShawshankRedemption
November 23, 2025 at 5:52 PM
*Teasle crashes through the ceiling; falls on floor*
“I’d like to think that the last thing that went through Sheriff Will Teasle’s head, other than little shards of glass, was to wonder how in the Hell John J. Rambo ever got the best of him”
#FirstBlood #ShawshankRedemption
“I’d like to think that the last thing that went through Sheriff Will Teasle’s head, other than little shards of glass, was to wonder how in the Hell John J. Rambo ever got the best of him”
#FirstBlood #ShawshankRedemption
I have a feeling the next Sisu movie is going to be Vietnam related somehow
Like he helps American soldiers on a secret mission
Sounds like a good nod to Larry Thorne to me 😏
Like he helps American soldiers on a secret mission
Sounds like a good nod to Larry Thorne to me 😏
November 23, 2025 at 3:57 PM
I have a feeling the next Sisu movie is going to be Vietnam related somehow
Like he helps American soldiers on a secret mission
Sounds like a good nod to Larry Thorne to me 😏
Like he helps American soldiers on a secret mission
Sounds like a good nod to Larry Thorne to me 😏