PartTimeOrc
@parttimeorc.bsky.social
He/Him
Paladin coded Pan/ Polyamorous golden retriever Leftist. Here to help, if I can.
Paladin coded Pan/ Polyamorous golden retriever Leftist. Here to help, if I can.
Let me know when you reach your final form!
Hype for friends is a delight
Hype for friends is a delight
May 5, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Let me know when you reach your final form!
Hype for friends is a delight
Hype for friends is a delight
Obviously, the horny power level is over 9,000
May 5, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Obviously, the horny power level is over 9,000
Damn, this ad made me wish I was in your district so I could vote for ya.
May 5, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Damn, this ad made me wish I was in your district so I could vote for ya.
I don’t even know.
It’s all kind of like waking up after a fugue state and being grateful the kids aren’t dead
It’s all kind of like waking up after a fugue state and being grateful the kids aren’t dead
May 5, 2025 at 3:56 PM
I don’t even know.
It’s all kind of like waking up after a fugue state and being grateful the kids aren’t dead
It’s all kind of like waking up after a fugue state and being grateful the kids aren’t dead
“Surely, she’s reached peak horny posting? There’s nowhere to got from here?”
And then I read this.
Ffs, you’re a pioneer
And then I read this.
Ffs, you’re a pioneer
May 5, 2025 at 3:54 PM
“Surely, she’s reached peak horny posting? There’s nowhere to got from here?”
And then I read this.
Ffs, you’re a pioneer
And then I read this.
Ffs, you’re a pioneer
“You know what? I’m out.”
“Oh shit, my bad”
It’s not complicated, tbh
“Oh shit, my bad”
It’s not complicated, tbh
May 5, 2025 at 3:52 PM
“You know what? I’m out.”
“Oh shit, my bad”
It’s not complicated, tbh
“Oh shit, my bad”
It’s not complicated, tbh
Not a drag queen reading in a library
Not lgbtq
Not a minority
Not lgbtq
Not a minority
April 18, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Not a drag queen reading in a library
Not lgbtq
Not a minority
Not lgbtq
Not a minority
Oh cool
Another Right Wing figure in blue paint.
Thanks for popping up on the timeline. I wouldn’t be able to block you otherwise
Another Right Wing figure in blue paint.
Thanks for popping up on the timeline. I wouldn’t be able to block you otherwise
April 1, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Oh cool
Another Right Wing figure in blue paint.
Thanks for popping up on the timeline. I wouldn’t be able to block you otherwise
Another Right Wing figure in blue paint.
Thanks for popping up on the timeline. I wouldn’t be able to block you otherwise
Friend, this isn’t the real god.
It’s a satire account.
It’s a satire account.
March 31, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Friend, this isn’t the real god.
It’s a satire account.
It’s a satire account.
I wish I had this optimism.
Tbh, some days I just am waiting to get loaded onto the train car. Let the government do what the depression can’t
Tbh, some days I just am waiting to get loaded onto the train car. Let the government do what the depression can’t
March 31, 2025 at 8:31 PM
I wish I had this optimism.
Tbh, some days I just am waiting to get loaded onto the train car. Let the government do what the depression can’t
Tbh, some days I just am waiting to get loaded onto the train car. Let the government do what the depression can’t
Library friend, I understand what this is like, even if I’m lucky enough to not have it every day.
I’m sad that it’s part of your life, and hope that future days will be more gentle.
I’m sad that it’s part of your life, and hope that future days will be more gentle.
March 28, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Library friend, I understand what this is like, even if I’m lucky enough to not have it every day.
I’m sad that it’s part of your life, and hope that future days will be more gentle.
I’m sad that it’s part of your life, and hope that future days will be more gentle.
I want this to be a fictional shitpost.
Deep in my heart, I also assume it actually exists
Deep in my heart, I also assume it actually exists
March 27, 2025 at 6:21 PM
I want this to be a fictional shitpost.
Deep in my heart, I also assume it actually exists
Deep in my heart, I also assume it actually exists
I don’t think most Dems want to actually enact change.
They could have, and regularly choose not to
They could have, and regularly choose not to
March 25, 2025 at 8:31 PM
I don’t think most Dems want to actually enact change.
They could have, and regularly choose not to
They could have, and regularly choose not to
It’d be nice if they all could retire at 70 or 80.
Both because of them being secure, and so they’re not running the country
Both because of them being secure, and so they’re not running the country
March 24, 2025 at 7:53 PM
It’d be nice if they all could retire at 70 or 80.
Both because of them being secure, and so they’re not running the country
Both because of them being secure, and so they’re not running the country
Eh, make fun of folks for silly choices? Sure
Someone being the butt of a joke for shit they can’t control?
Hard pass
Someone being the butt of a joke for shit they can’t control?
Hard pass
March 22, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Eh, make fun of folks for silly choices? Sure
Someone being the butt of a joke for shit they can’t control?
Hard pass
Someone being the butt of a joke for shit they can’t control?
Hard pass
Good luck tiny humans!
You’re working hard and that’s awesome!
You’re working hard and that’s awesome!
March 22, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Good luck tiny humans!
You’re working hard and that’s awesome!
You’re working hard and that’s awesome!
Ffs, if they’re going to insult someone’s intelligence, wouldn’t they want to have basic grammar down?
March 21, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Ffs, if they’re going to insult someone’s intelligence, wouldn’t they want to have basic grammar down?
Where is this affordable apartment, tho?
Asking for a me
Asking for a me
March 21, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Where is this affordable apartment, tho?
Asking for a me
Asking for a me
If you’re not perving on your friends, are you even a hype man?
I gots a job to do!
I gots a job to do!
March 21, 2025 at 2:24 PM
If you’re not perving on your friends, are you even a hype man?
I gots a job to do!
I gots a job to do!
Hell yeah, I did 😂
March 21, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Hell yeah, I did 😂
Uncensored abdomen?!
You thot! 😜
You thot! 😜
March 21, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Uncensored abdomen?!
You thot! 😜
You thot! 😜