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People who think diversity is bad are usually people who benefit most from diversity and are blind to it. They are racist because they think everyone in their race is exactly like them. It’s childish thinking which only sets one up for disappointment and a lonely life.
December 18, 2025 at 3:53 PM
People who think diversity is bad are usually people who benefit most from diversity and are blind to it. They are racist because they think everyone in their race is exactly like them. It’s childish thinking which only sets one up for disappointment and a lonely life.
Meta is an evil company. Deleted all my Meta accounts a week ago and I ain’t missing any of it. I think we should all delete our Facebook and Instas to heal our nation.
October 18, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Meta is an evil company. Deleted all my Meta accounts a week ago and I ain’t missing any of it. I think we should all delete our Facebook and Instas to heal our nation.
I think more Christians in America today have been catechized to believe their faith revolves around the Bible than around Jesus.
And that’s the crux of the whole misunderstanding between conservative evangelicals and everybody else.
And that’s the crux of the whole misunderstanding between conservative evangelicals and everybody else.
September 19, 2025 at 4:04 PM
I think more Christians in America today have been catechized to believe their faith revolves around the Bible than around Jesus.
And that’s the crux of the whole misunderstanding between conservative evangelicals and everybody else.
And that’s the crux of the whole misunderstanding between conservative evangelicals and everybody else.
Own this, Republicans.
“Medicare is one of the programs that will face the axe, and the damage sums to $490 billion over the next ten years, starting in the next fiscal year that begins in October.”
prospect.org/politics/202...
“Medicare is one of the programs that will face the axe, and the damage sums to $490 billion over the next ten years, starting in the next fiscal year that begins in October.”
prospect.org/politics/202...
Republicans Are Cutting Medicare. Not Only Medicaid, Medicare.
Passage of the Big Beautiful Bill will force mandatory sequestration that will mean half a trillion dollars in Medicare cuts.
prospect.org
July 4, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Own this, Republicans.
“Medicare is one of the programs that will face the axe, and the damage sums to $490 billion over the next ten years, starting in the next fiscal year that begins in October.”
prospect.org/politics/202...
“Medicare is one of the programs that will face the axe, and the damage sums to $490 billion over the next ten years, starting in the next fiscal year that begins in October.”
prospect.org/politics/202...
Before Jesus ascended into heaven he gave his followers one single command and it wasn’t “Obey the government.” It was “Go forth into all nations and proclaim the gospel”. When you laugh with glee as those coming from said nations are treated like animals, you are proclaiming the anti-Gospel.
July 4, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Before Jesus ascended into heaven he gave his followers one single command and it wasn’t “Obey the government.” It was “Go forth into all nations and proclaim the gospel”. When you laugh with glee as those coming from said nations are treated like animals, you are proclaiming the anti-Gospel.
Hard truth for the Dems: if the Democrats engaged more with Republicans in debate the way Tucker Carlson did with Ted Cruz, then we’d be able to dig out of this anti-truth hole we’re in. Instead, they just walk away or shout afar from a megaphone. It doesn’t help the culture to do that.
June 21, 2025 at 11:55 AM
Hard truth for the Dems: if the Democrats engaged more with Republicans in debate the way Tucker Carlson did with Ted Cruz, then we’d be able to dig out of this anti-truth hole we’re in. Instead, they just walk away or shout afar from a megaphone. It doesn’t help the culture to do that.
I know AI is a divisive topic but I don’t understand why activists don’t use it more to their advantage. Instead of spending a bunch of time crafting witty retorts, create an AI generated response and let it do the mental load for you.
June 13, 2025 at 8:43 PM
I know AI is a divisive topic but I don’t understand why activists don’t use it more to their advantage. Instead of spending a bunch of time crafting witty retorts, create an AI generated response and let it do the mental load for you.
“A person’s a person under the arbitrary definition of the law and their legal definition as a citizen.”
June 9, 2025 at 3:10 AM
“A person’s a person under the arbitrary definition of the law and their legal definition as a citizen.”
Trump: “Elon is a mentally unstable man who we gave access to everyone’s private data”
Elon: “Trump is a pedophile who I made President”
Elon: “Trump is a pedophile who I made President”
June 6, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Trump: “Elon is a mentally unstable man who we gave access to everyone’s private data”
Elon: “Trump is a pedophile who I made President”
Elon: “Trump is a pedophile who I made President”
Masculinity is not inherently toxic and its not allyship when leftists make that case.
Allyship would be making the argument that masculinity is not owned solely by men and the celebration of masculinity is an open invitation.
Allyship would be making the argument that masculinity is not owned solely by men and the celebration of masculinity is an open invitation.
May 28, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Masculinity is not inherently toxic and its not allyship when leftists make that case.
Allyship would be making the argument that masculinity is not owned solely by men and the celebration of masculinity is an open invitation.
Allyship would be making the argument that masculinity is not owned solely by men and the celebration of masculinity is an open invitation.
Alex Warren is music for divorced dads who are going through therapy and its sort of working, but they got a lot of shit to work through.
May 6, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Alex Warren is music for divorced dads who are going through therapy and its sort of working, but they got a lot of shit to work through.
You know…when you start losing weight after having gained a bunch of weight over a long period of time but you never got rid of the clothes from your skinnier days - it’s kind of like leveling up.
“You’re down 10 lbs! Congratulations! You get to where your “Stand back. I’m a scientist.” tee again!”
“You’re down 10 lbs! Congratulations! You get to where your “Stand back. I’m a scientist.” tee again!”
April 7, 2025 at 12:22 PM
You know…when you start losing weight after having gained a bunch of weight over a long period of time but you never got rid of the clothes from your skinnier days - it’s kind of like leveling up.
“You’re down 10 lbs! Congratulations! You get to where your “Stand back. I’m a scientist.” tee again!”
“You’re down 10 lbs! Congratulations! You get to where your “Stand back. I’m a scientist.” tee again!”
I think by the end of his first two years, China's GDP will surpass the US' GDP by a mile. Besides alienating our allies and trade partners because he'll abandon NATO, the tariffs on China won't be a "negotiating tactic". China has already anticipated this move and they won't budge. Laughably stupid
March 4, 2025 at 12:34 AM
I think by the end of his first two years, China's GDP will surpass the US' GDP by a mile. Besides alienating our allies and trade partners because he'll abandon NATO, the tariffs on China won't be a "negotiating tactic". China has already anticipated this move and they won't budge. Laughably stupid
Nobody:
Little kids: Can you spell Chrydillia for me? It’s what I’ve named my Liger on this Fantasy Animal Simulator game on the iPad.
Little kids: Can you spell Chrydillia for me? It’s what I’ve named my Liger on this Fantasy Animal Simulator game on the iPad.
February 15, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Nobody:
Little kids: Can you spell Chrydillia for me? It’s what I’ve named my Liger on this Fantasy Animal Simulator game on the iPad.
Little kids: Can you spell Chrydillia for me? It’s what I’ve named my Liger on this Fantasy Animal Simulator game on the iPad.
Eagles showboating game is on point.
a football player is jumping in the air while holding a ball on a field .
ALT: a football player is jumping in the air while holding a ball on a field .
media.tenor.com
January 26, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Eagles showboating game is on point.
The tech oligarchy made it seem OK to allow businesses to become so ginormous they swallow up everything. But now we’re reaping the rewards of the oligarchal takeover. You will eat whatever they tell you to eat and like it.
January 19, 2025 at 12:09 PM
The tech oligarchy made it seem OK to allow businesses to become so ginormous they swallow up everything. But now we’re reaping the rewards of the oligarchal takeover. You will eat whatever they tell you to eat and like it.
Silo has a lot of meaningful things to say about the situation we all find ourselves in today. If only it weren’t on Apple TV+ and a slow burn, I can see it being way more popular.
a woman says " cause that 's pretty sad "
ALT: a woman says " cause that 's pretty sad "
media.tenor.com
January 18, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Silo has a lot of meaningful things to say about the situation we all find ourselves in today. If only it weren’t on Apple TV+ and a slow burn, I can see it being way more popular.
The voting scene in Squid Game 2 is triggering my election night trauma
January 14, 2025 at 3:33 AM
The voting scene in Squid Game 2 is triggering my election night trauma
Watched “Transformers One” with the kids and the story is beat for beat Wicked with a different setting and no songs.
January 11, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Watched “Transformers One” with the kids and the story is beat for beat Wicked with a different setting and no songs.
I like how even in the post-apocalyptic world of Silo, set hundreds of years in the future - COBOL still lives.
January 5, 2025 at 5:41 PM
I like how even in the post-apocalyptic world of Silo, set hundreds of years in the future - COBOL still lives.
Hey… Could we all stop gatekeeping CHRISTMAS?! You can call whatever the hell you want a Christmas movie! I literally don’t care! As long as it makes you happy and brings joy and light to your life I am happy!
December 25, 2024 at 12:19 AM
Hey… Could we all stop gatekeeping CHRISTMAS?! You can call whatever the hell you want a Christmas movie! I literally don’t care! As long as it makes you happy and brings joy and light to your life I am happy!
If you ever hear a midwesterner claim we value “common sense” remind them that we are the same people who will complain about high energy costs while we HAVE to have a humidifier in every room but we also have to have a fan blasting in our face when we sleep even if it’s below zero outside.
December 20, 2024 at 2:27 PM
If you ever hear a midwesterner claim we value “common sense” remind them that we are the same people who will complain about high energy costs while we HAVE to have a humidifier in every room but we also have to have a fan blasting in our face when we sleep even if it’s below zero outside.
I often think that I’ll let my kids have social media accounts when they turn 16…
But then I look at my Facebook posts and see the crap I posted at 24 years old and I up the minimum age to 30 now.
But then I look at my Facebook posts and see the crap I posted at 24 years old and I up the minimum age to 30 now.
December 17, 2024 at 2:26 PM
I often think that I’ll let my kids have social media accounts when they turn 16…
But then I look at my Facebook posts and see the crap I posted at 24 years old and I up the minimum age to 30 now.
But then I look at my Facebook posts and see the crap I posted at 24 years old and I up the minimum age to 30 now.
Arnold Schwarzenegger could play a stressed out businessman or a geeky research scientist in the 90s with a name like “Howard Jones” and a thick Austrian accent and no one would bat an eye.
December 15, 2024 at 7:30 PM
Arnold Schwarzenegger could play a stressed out businessman or a geeky research scientist in the 90s with a name like “Howard Jones” and a thick Austrian accent and no one would bat an eye.
Sometimes ChatGPT can take things a little too far.
December 15, 2024 at 3:20 PM
Sometimes ChatGPT can take things a little too far.