Someone on Tiktok mentioned that the “Secret Lives of Mormon Wives” Fruity Pebbles mystery was solved, and I googled that and honestly I anticipated it was a going to be a foolish thing to look up, yet curiosity killed this cat once again, and I looked it up anyway. Got what I deserved I suppose.

I was like that as a kid. My mom would insist I go to my room to do my homework and I would not be able to stay on task. If she let me do it in the kitchen with people around, I had no trouble, and I could tune them out enough to work. But she kept sending me to my room! 🤦🏻‍♂️

Including a litany of horrific botany due to his multiple columns on why certain trees in LA smell like semen.

I found out most of my brain-crumpling sex facts from reading Cecil Adams’ Q&A books, “The Straight Dope” (and sequels).

Now urban dictionary means that everyone’s brain is crumbled at a tender age.

Oh dear

Those eyes🥺

Oh god HIM

Omg I’m dying 😂😂😂…so…So Emily Austin, a right wing 'influencer' who works for Bibi and the GOP, launched 'Hot Girls for Cuomo'.

Guess who didn't bother to register the URL when she did that? What do you think Hot Girls for Cuomo dot com leads to now?... 😄 Enjoy.

[ HotGirlsforCuomo.com ]

“Blue-ISH”

(Although it occurs to me that the drive to the store might have been a motivation also. My grandmother was not the easiest person to live with.)

When my grandpa died, my mother found dozens of identical wrenches and screwdrivers because of exactly this situation. Every time he didn’t have the right size he went to the store and bought another.