Parsonite
@parsonite.bsky.social
The world is not dangerous, but danger is believing the lies that tear us apart
I finally watched the movie “A star is born”. I don’t get the hype. I couldn’t wait for Jack to die. He was dragging that poor girl down the whole movie.
It felt like a Lady Gaga album, not a dramatic movie.
And the last song was an R Kelly “I believe I can fly” rip off. Sad
2/5 stars
It felt like a Lady Gaga album, not a dramatic movie.
And the last song was an R Kelly “I believe I can fly” rip off. Sad
2/5 stars
December 23, 2025 at 10:46 PM
I finally watched the movie “A star is born”. I don’t get the hype. I couldn’t wait for Jack to die. He was dragging that poor girl down the whole movie.
It felt like a Lady Gaga album, not a dramatic movie.
And the last song was an R Kelly “I believe I can fly” rip off. Sad
2/5 stars
It felt like a Lady Gaga album, not a dramatic movie.
And the last song was an R Kelly “I believe I can fly” rip off. Sad
2/5 stars
The “warrior dividend” bonus of $1776 is the same thing as if the company you work for gave you a stipend for living expenses and then your boss called it a charitable bonus for your hard work.
Just another lie
Just another lie
December 19, 2025 at 4:40 AM
The “warrior dividend” bonus of $1776 is the same thing as if the company you work for gave you a stipend for living expenses and then your boss called it a charitable bonus for your hard work.
Just another lie
Just another lie
If $18 trillion has been gained through tariffs. And there are 331 million Americans, including babies and elderly. That’s a $55,000 share for every American at a minimum.
Are you missing $55,000 from the tariff tax? Me neither.
Are you missing $55,000 from the tariff tax? Me neither.
December 19, 2025 at 1:38 AM
If $18 trillion has been gained through tariffs. And there are 331 million Americans, including babies and elderly. That’s a $55,000 share for every American at a minimum.
Are you missing $55,000 from the tariff tax? Me neither.
Are you missing $55,000 from the tariff tax? Me neither.
Crazy timing to send Congress home early the day before the Epstein files full release
Weird
Weird
December 18, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Crazy timing to send Congress home early the day before the Epstein files full release
Weird
Weird
Do other countries have sections in clothing stores for oversized youth or is that just an American thing?
December 16, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Do other countries have sections in clothing stores for oversized youth or is that just an American thing?
I learned today, that people who open carry actually believe that there are no gun violent incidents around them because people see an open carry
That’s like saying, my friend Bear has never been attacked by a bear because his name is Bear
That’s like saying, my friend Bear has never been attacked by a bear because his name is Bear
December 12, 2025 at 3:41 PM
I learned today, that people who open carry actually believe that there are no gun violent incidents around them because people see an open carry
That’s like saying, my friend Bear has never been attacked by a bear because his name is Bear
That’s like saying, my friend Bear has never been attacked by a bear because his name is Bear
For anybody who believes in chemtrails, what do you think the government is putting into those chemtrails and what effect do they have on you?
I’m extremely curious
I’m extremely curious
December 12, 2025 at 3:28 PM
For anybody who believes in chemtrails, what do you think the government is putting into those chemtrails and what effect do they have on you?
I’m extremely curious
I’m extremely curious
So much talk about data centers, but they are being built in rural America and create very few jobs. At first, they create a lot of job jobs to build the facilities but once a data center is online it takes minimal human interaction.
That’s not a good forward strategy
That’s not a good forward strategy
December 4, 2025 at 9:39 PM
So much talk about data centers, but they are being built in rural America and create very few jobs. At first, they create a lot of job jobs to build the facilities but once a data center is online it takes minimal human interaction.
That’s not a good forward strategy
That’s not a good forward strategy
Constant job losses, but business growth can mean many things.
The two most likely reasons
1. Small businesses are closing and massive corporations are buying them up and laying people off.
2. Automation is taking over and removing humans from the workforce.
The two most likely reasons
1. Small businesses are closing and massive corporations are buying them up and laying people off.
2. Automation is taking over and removing humans from the workforce.
December 4, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Constant job losses, but business growth can mean many things.
The two most likely reasons
1. Small businesses are closing and massive corporations are buying them up and laying people off.
2. Automation is taking over and removing humans from the workforce.
The two most likely reasons
1. Small businesses are closing and massive corporations are buying them up and laying people off.
2. Automation is taking over and removing humans from the workforce.
College football is like capitalism.
Unsustainable growth, income inequality, short term thinking and a broken system where teams take every advantage to succeed but only a few will
NBA is like socialism. Salary caps, collective bargaining, unions, draft lotteries and fairness with longterm visions
Unsustainable growth, income inequality, short term thinking and a broken system where teams take every advantage to succeed but only a few will
NBA is like socialism. Salary caps, collective bargaining, unions, draft lotteries and fairness with longterm visions
November 30, 2025 at 5:49 PM
College football is like capitalism.
Unsustainable growth, income inequality, short term thinking and a broken system where teams take every advantage to succeed but only a few will
NBA is like socialism. Salary caps, collective bargaining, unions, draft lotteries and fairness with longterm visions
Unsustainable growth, income inequality, short term thinking and a broken system where teams take every advantage to succeed but only a few will
NBA is like socialism. Salary caps, collective bargaining, unions, draft lotteries and fairness with longterm visions
Currently stuck in a car wash line because Tesla driver doesn’t know how to put their car in neutral.
November 29, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Currently stuck in a car wash line because Tesla driver doesn’t know how to put their car in neutral.
I’m convinced everybody out on Black Friday today has never driven a car in their life before and they’ve never stepped foot into any store before
Why is everybody so clueless?
Why is everybody so clueless?
November 28, 2025 at 10:02 PM
I’m convinced everybody out on Black Friday today has never driven a car in their life before and they’ve never stepped foot into any store before
Why is everybody so clueless?
Why is everybody so clueless?
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Only Trump would order an investigation into someone who told people NOT to break the law.
November 25, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Only Trump would order an investigation into someone who told people NOT to break the law.
We said “no kings”
He said “if you talk bad about me, then you should be put to death because I am your ultimate supreme leader”
We said “like a king“
He said “if you talk bad about me, then you should be put to death because I am your ultimate supreme leader”
We said “like a king“
November 21, 2025 at 3:17 PM
We said “no kings”
He said “if you talk bad about me, then you should be put to death because I am your ultimate supreme leader”
We said “like a king“
He said “if you talk bad about me, then you should be put to death because I am your ultimate supreme leader”
We said “like a king“
Based on what I’m hearing, I don’t see any reason why whomever this Trump fella is shouldn’t spend the rest of his life behind bars and rot it hell for all eternity after that.
Disgusting a reprehensible man.
Disgusting a reprehensible man.
November 12, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Based on what I’m hearing, I don’t see any reason why whomever this Trump fella is shouldn’t spend the rest of his life behind bars and rot it hell for all eternity after that.
Disgusting a reprehensible man.
Disgusting a reprehensible man.
I just saw a human being, holding a cell phone to their ear and talking on it
First of all, who uses their cell phone for calls?
Who doesn’t use Bluetooth headphones?
At a bare minimum, who doesn’t use speakerphone
It was absolutely wild to see
First of all, who uses their cell phone for calls?
Who doesn’t use Bluetooth headphones?
At a bare minimum, who doesn’t use speakerphone
It was absolutely wild to see
November 12, 2025 at 2:32 PM
I just saw a human being, holding a cell phone to their ear and talking on it
First of all, who uses their cell phone for calls?
Who doesn’t use Bluetooth headphones?
At a bare minimum, who doesn’t use speakerphone
It was absolutely wild to see
First of all, who uses their cell phone for calls?
Who doesn’t use Bluetooth headphones?
At a bare minimum, who doesn’t use speakerphone
It was absolutely wild to see
Can we encourage flossing to be a private experience?
I’m happy people floss but can we just keep that in your bathroom?
Between the sounds and flying food bits, it’s disgusting to see.
Thank you for the attention to the matter.
I’m happy people floss but can we just keep that in your bathroom?
Between the sounds and flying food bits, it’s disgusting to see.
Thank you for the attention to the matter.
November 10, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Can we encourage flossing to be a private experience?
I’m happy people floss but can we just keep that in your bathroom?
Between the sounds and flying food bits, it’s disgusting to see.
Thank you for the attention to the matter.
I’m happy people floss but can we just keep that in your bathroom?
Between the sounds and flying food bits, it’s disgusting to see.
Thank you for the attention to the matter.
You know how they have that long stretch leading up to getting onto the freeway? Take that opportunity to press the gas pedal a little bit harder. You’re going to wanna be going at least 60 by the time you want to merge with freeway traffic
You’re welcome
You’re welcome
November 6, 2025 at 3:30 PM
You know how they have that long stretch leading up to getting onto the freeway? Take that opportunity to press the gas pedal a little bit harder. You’re going to wanna be going at least 60 by the time you want to merge with freeway traffic
You’re welcome
You’re welcome
So Donald Trump clearly cares more for a volatile podcaster than a former vice president of the United States
Unless you see flags at half mast in your town
Unless you see flags at half mast in your town
November 6, 2025 at 3:58 AM
So Donald Trump clearly cares more for a volatile podcaster than a former vice president of the United States
Unless you see flags at half mast in your town
Unless you see flags at half mast in your town
Have you noticed all the people who don’t know how emerge zipper works are usually older men? And older men usually always wear sweatpants.
Coincidence?
Coincidence?
November 1, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Have you noticed all the people who don’t know how emerge zipper works are usually older men? And older men usually always wear sweatpants.
Coincidence?
Coincidence?
So every corporation and politician and economic structure in America is capitalism….
…. but today you are suffering because of socialism?
…. but today you are suffering because of socialism?
October 28, 2025 at 9:20 PM
So every corporation and politician and economic structure in America is capitalism….
…. but today you are suffering because of socialism?
…. but today you are suffering because of socialism?
We’re all about to find out that people living paycheck to paycheck are dependent on a government living paycheck to paycheck
October 28, 2025 at 8:26 PM
We’re all about to find out that people living paycheck to paycheck are dependent on a government living paycheck to paycheck
Just saw you’re all aware. There is no plan to open up the government.
October 28, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Just saw you’re all aware. There is no plan to open up the government.
Fox News saying antifa is a terrorist group….
….is the exact same as the onion saying world peace is a terrorist group
….is the exact same as the onion saying world peace is a terrorist group
October 28, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Fox News saying antifa is a terrorist group….
….is the exact same as the onion saying world peace is a terrorist group
….is the exact same as the onion saying world peace is a terrorist group
This is how he did it
1. Ask them what their problems are.
2. Tell them you understand those problems.
3. Assure them you are on their side and only you know how to fix it.
4. Constantly tell them to trust you.
5. Exploit and exacerbate tiny flaws in competition.
6. Repeat 1-5
1. Ask them what their problems are.
2. Tell them you understand those problems.
3. Assure them you are on their side and only you know how to fix it.
4. Constantly tell them to trust you.
5. Exploit and exacerbate tiny flaws in competition.
6. Repeat 1-5
October 27, 2025 at 8:07 PM
This is how he did it
1. Ask them what their problems are.
2. Tell them you understand those problems.
3. Assure them you are on their side and only you know how to fix it.
4. Constantly tell them to trust you.
5. Exploit and exacerbate tiny flaws in competition.
6. Repeat 1-5
1. Ask them what their problems are.
2. Tell them you understand those problems.
3. Assure them you are on their side and only you know how to fix it.
4. Constantly tell them to trust you.
5. Exploit and exacerbate tiny flaws in competition.
6. Repeat 1-5