Aaron Faanes
@parsegrapher.bsky.social
Software dev, Cali/Texas, INFJ, divorced, millennial. Likes reading about Jung, IFS, programming, art, social change.
tbf no one liked schumer before. The most we liked him was:
a.) two days ago when he lost a vote.
b.) when he finally started posting tiktok-style videos and cussing
And even then he was at like 20% approval
But who best to replace? He’s more progressive than he appears. His prob is out of touch.
a.) two days ago when he lost a vote.
b.) when he finally started posting tiktok-style videos and cussing
And even then he was at like 20% approval
But who best to replace? He’s more progressive than he appears. His prob is out of touch.
November 10, 2025 at 5:15 AM
tbf no one liked schumer before. The most we liked him was:
a.) two days ago when he lost a vote.
b.) when he finally started posting tiktok-style videos and cussing
And even then he was at like 20% approval
But who best to replace? He’s more progressive than he appears. His prob is out of touch.
a.) two days ago when he lost a vote.
b.) when he finally started posting tiktok-style videos and cussing
And even then he was at like 20% approval
But who best to replace? He’s more progressive than he appears. His prob is out of touch.
(also pretty sure this graphic is is AI-generated, haha)
November 9, 2025 at 11:31 PM
(also pretty sure this graphic is is AI-generated, haha)
"Now that you know more of the facts, it's time for you to think carefully and decide what you think of the king. Don't just trust the person with the loudest trumpet." - Kash Patel, in wizard form
November 9, 2025 at 1:40 AM
"Now that you know more of the facts, it's time for you to think carefully and decide what you think of the king. Don't just trust the person with the loudest trumpet." - Kash Patel, in wizard form
Is this why the LOTR references are there? Because they dog-whistle to these fucking QAnon-adjacent books?
November 9, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Is this why the LOTR references are there? Because they dog-whistle to these fucking QAnon-adjacent books?
The third book, "The Plot Against the King 3: The Return of the King" 'is the final book in the Plot Against The King Trilogy. This book continues the silly yet important journey of the MAGA King as he returns to take down Comma-la-la-la and reclaim his throne.'
November 9, 2025 at 1:18 AM
The third book, "The Plot Against the King 3: The Return of the King" 'is the final book in the Plot Against The King Trilogy. This book continues the silly yet important journey of the MAGA King as he returns to take down Comma-la-la-la and reclaim his throne.'
The second book, "The Plot Against the King 2,000 Mules" 'tells the fantastical story of how two inquisitive minds, Dinesh and Debbie, search for the truth and uncover evidence of a terrible scheme to elect Sleepy Joe instead of King Donald on Choosing Day.'
November 9, 2025 at 1:18 AM
The second book, "The Plot Against the King 2,000 Mules" 'tells the fantastical story of how two inquisitive minds, Dinesh and Debbie, search for the truth and uncover evidence of a terrible scheme to elect Sleepy Joe instead of King Donald on Choosing Day.'
Kash Patel has also (I shit you not) authored three children's books, a series called "The Plot Against the King". The first one was released in 2022, regarding the Steele dossier.
The investigation is called "The Quest for the Truth about the Plot against the King".
The investigation is called "The Quest for the Truth about the Plot against the King".
November 9, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Kash Patel has also (I shit you not) authored three children's books, a series called "The Plot Against the King". The first one was released in 2022, regarding the Steele dossier.
The investigation is called "The Quest for the Truth about the Plot against the King".
The investigation is called "The Quest for the Truth about the Plot against the King".
"In October 2022, Patel met Alexis Wilkins, a country singer, at an event as part of the ReAwaken America Tour. They began dating in January 2023"
What's the ReAwaken America Tour? A far-right and Christian nationalist movement launched in 2021 by entrepreneur Clay Clark and Michael Flynn.
What's the ReAwaken America Tour? A far-right and Christian nationalist movement launched in 2021 by entrepreneur Clay Clark and Michael Flynn.
November 9, 2025 at 1:18 AM
"In October 2022, Patel met Alexis Wilkins, a country singer, at an event as part of the ReAwaken America Tour. They began dating in January 2023"
What's the ReAwaken America Tour? A far-right and Christian nationalist movement launched in 2021 by entrepreneur Clay Clark and Michael Flynn.
What's the ReAwaken America Tour? A far-right and Christian nationalist movement launched in 2021 by entrepreneur Clay Clark and Michael Flynn.
Remember this cringe picture? Well, this stuff is from the the Kash Foundation, "a nonprofit that helps participants in the January 6 United States Capitol attack pay legal costs and sells merchandise branded as K$H"
November 9, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Remember this cringe picture? Well, this stuff is from the the Kash Foundation, "a nonprofit that helps participants in the January 6 United States Capitol attack pay legal costs and sells merchandise branded as K$H"
"I thought I heard singing, sir."
November 6, 2025 at 4:58 PM
"I thought I heard singing, sir."
reminds me of 'sinners in the hand of an angry god'
November 3, 2025 at 3:26 AM
reminds me of 'sinners in the hand of an angry god'
Interesting to compare Rand Paul's cost chart with the number of people and households on SNAP.
www.pewresearch.org/short-reads/...
www.pewresearch.org/short-reads/...
October 30, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Interesting to compare Rand Paul's cost chart with the number of people and households on SNAP.
www.pewresearch.org/short-reads/...
www.pewresearch.org/short-reads/...
isn't this country going through enough already
October 29, 2025 at 6:59 PM
isn't this country going through enough already
perhaps dr oz should check the Kaiser Family Foundation's website www.kff.org
October 29, 2025 at 6:02 PM
perhaps dr oz should check the Kaiser Family Foundation's website www.kff.org
Isn't this article prematurely saying that ChatGPT caused this, rather than just "people are using ChatGPT instead of Google to look things up"
This paper (and table) look into this same kinds of trends but for Google searches:
www.nature.com/articles/s41...
This paper (and table) look into this same kinds of trends but for Google searches:
www.nature.com/articles/s41...
October 27, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Isn't this article prematurely saying that ChatGPT caused this, rather than just "people are using ChatGPT instead of Google to look things up"
This paper (and table) look into this same kinds of trends but for Google searches:
www.nature.com/articles/s41...
This paper (and table) look into this same kinds of trends but for Google searches:
www.nature.com/articles/s41...
GOP letting themselves be gaslit on Ronald fucking Reagan
October 27, 2025 at 8:45 AM
GOP letting themselves be gaslit on Ronald fucking Reagan
"The wicked become a ransom for the righteous"
Would a loyal Speaker usher in his own President's destruction?
Has the pride of a cornered man not come before the fall of Republics?
Is there not a greater good than worldly vengeance?
Should the opposition not, for the many, settle without prejudice?
Would a loyal Speaker usher in his own President's destruction?
Has the pride of a cornered man not come before the fall of Republics?
Is there not a greater good than worldly vengeance?
Should the opposition not, for the many, settle without prejudice?
October 13, 2025 at 12:39 AM
"The wicked become a ransom for the righteous"
Would a loyal Speaker usher in his own President's destruction?
Has the pride of a cornered man not come before the fall of Republics?
Is there not a greater good than worldly vengeance?
Should the opposition not, for the many, settle without prejudice?
Would a loyal Speaker usher in his own President's destruction?
Has the pride of a cornered man not come before the fall of Republics?
Is there not a greater good than worldly vengeance?
Should the opposition not, for the many, settle without prejudice?
probably why they attacked 7 different locations, to disperse it. also, air power hasn't exactly proven decisive against the Taliban, esp. in places like the afghanistan-pakistan border:
October 11, 2025 at 7:51 PM
probably why they attacked 7 different locations, to disperse it. also, air power hasn't exactly proven decisive against the Taliban, esp. in places like the afghanistan-pakistan border:
The Sirens: My military friend comes home through Dover, yet day after day, I am pitched Hannah Arendt. Our American Khaleesi send my sister and brother into harm and Greg Bovino personally complies, and his honor is questioned? Have ye not heard? The West was raised by wolves! Fascist? Irredentist!
October 10, 2025 at 9:30 PM
The Sirens: My military friend comes home through Dover, yet day after day, I am pitched Hannah Arendt. Our American Khaleesi send my sister and brother into harm and Greg Bovino personally complies, and his honor is questioned? Have ye not heard? The West was raised by wolves! Fascist? Irredentist!