I once had a salesman try to sell me insurance for all the electronics in my house in case of damage. I asked if they covered eaten by parrot, he was very confused but ultimately said no.

This is very quickly going to become my most used GIF

Be careful out there, y'all.

In case anyone was wondering...

This sort of whimsical nonsense always makes me wish I could wear earrings. But between metal sensitivity and birds that want to tear out and steal jewelry, it's not in the cards for me. Good luck and have fun at the rave!