David Heiniger
parrotdead.bsky.social
David Heiniger
@parrotdead.bsky.social
Apostate
I did not have MAGA boycotting Harvard on my 2025 bingo card. Or ever. I wonder if Harvard will notice?
May 28, 2025 at 2:35 AM
When the left cancels someone they might lose their job. When the right cancels someone they get disappeared to a Gulag in El Salvador. We are not the same.
May 3, 2025 at 4:32 PM
It has been brought to my attention that some people find the acronym WTF to be offensive. Therefore, I will now use only the long form what the actual fuck?
April 23, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Fuck the orange turd, fuck the maggots, fuck the rich and fuck the acquiescers, fuck the politicians who are too afraid to act or who are complicit. Give me back my home.
April 7, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Per Quora discussion the prevailing opinion is Trump is trying to get Americans riled for a pretext for calling out troops.

Are we playing into his hands by protesting and massing against him? Not that I know of an alternative way to resist.
March 26, 2025 at 9:09 PM
When I was a kid my family moved a lot but I always found them.
March 25, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Like usual, I am a day late and probably a dollar short. #DogsOfBlueSky.
March 19, 2025 at 7:02 PM
It’s time for the military to forcibly remove our dictator.
March 17, 2025 at 4:10 PM
America rn is in the first week after losing your job. Nothing much has changed just yet, but it soon will.
March 16, 2025 at 10:30 PM
The billionaire class: if a little is good then more is better and too much is just right. No, make that too much is still not enough.
March 10, 2025 at 3:34 AM
If I hear one more American apologize to Canadians or one more Canadian tell us to do something, I'm going to drive the 20 miles from my house to the Canadian border and leave my table at Tim Horton's unbussed.

Seriously, you don't get to scold us for what you perceive to be true but is not.
March 9, 2025 at 8:53 PM
That Biden economy was so bad that it looks like it’s going to remain bad for the next four years. /s
March 6, 2025 at 9:41 PM
What kind of loser takes a job as an ice agent?
March 6, 2025 at 8:31 PM
I’m reaching that age where when I die people will say “He had a good run.”
March 6, 2025 at 5:31 PM
This just in: maggots are now peacenics. How rich is that?

No, I won’t post the meme that prompted this.
March 4, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Reposted by David Heiniger
Nice stock market
March 4, 2025 at 2:30 AM
We have done such a poor job of shutting down Russian bots and trolls on social media, will anyone even notice that we quit trying?
March 3, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Hey Americans. We have turned your country into an oligarchy. Enjoy!

Donald Trump probably.
March 3, 2025 at 8:50 PM
I don’t know how I’m going to get through the next four years. I’m so angry rn.

Angry at Trump and angry at the morons who put him there.
February 28, 2025 at 9:24 PM
I wish the USA had a leader like Zelensky.
February 28, 2025 at 7:36 PM
These are the terrorists who work for the traitor Musk, who are currently looting our treasury.
February 3, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Would someone please arrest the facts that are currently looting our treasury?
February 2, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Everything is legal when no one is willing to stop you.
February 1, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Not gonna lie, I’m finding it difficult to stay off of FB. It’s so negative and so much manipulation over there, but my curiosity still draws me.
January 31, 2025 at 5:23 PM