Don't talk to me about cloudflare workers figuring this out. Last time I couldn't even get Next.js running on it. How are pages supposed to work with functions btw? Can you put them in the same project (no not really)? Can use just serve up plain HTML, maybe with vite, it barely works.

Oh and there's no way to file a bug even lol, I can't even tell them shit sucks. I can't even solve their problem for them since its all closed source.

I'm just going to host this thing off my desktop and getting a static IP at this point </rant>

Don't talk to me about AWS/DO figuring this out, have you actually gotten a build running successfully? What tool actually even works? DO can't even serve SVGs properly out of their functions.

Don't talk to be about vercel figuring this out. Can you make your own middleware successfully? Can you use websockets? are you horribly constrained in various dumb ways?

Everytime i start a new project I give it a whirl, and I regret it each time. I spend a week trying to make it work and even when I do, the long tail of garbage I need to deal with makes me switch.

Got some good noises here!

Problems: large models like these really use a lot of resources. 3dpage is probably not the place to create large scenes of complicated models because it'd be really hard to make the quality nice and conserve bandwidth. Now to figure out how to make high quality, low-poly, low bandwidth easily

Me: I slapped together a dev environment for Digital Ocean Functions - github.com/deca-inc/dev.... It's just template using express + build system

Also me: I really hope no one asks me to maintain this or for any features. #opensource

Lollll yessss - it's also a variant of hate driven development with monthly reminders

So I did actually try this, and get some image transforms working github.com/deca-inc/ill... BUT it has a ways to go. More progress next month when i get the next cloudinary bill. #buildinpublic ? lol

Poll - which of these sound better:
- We need a 3d sketch pad, before going into unity/unreal
- People would love to make 3d spaces on the web, in a Discord activity, or to share around.
- Other (throw something my way)
- Nothing, this is dumb, it'll never get use (lol)