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(Parody Account ran by @cappykid.bsky.social. Not affiliated with Microsoft or the Xbox team)

LEWD AND MINORS DNI plz
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I’d like to apologize to anyone who saw the vent art on all of my RP accounts. My phone ran into a glitch where I couldn’t see the art and I thought it didn’t post. So I repeated it on most of my other accounts. They are all deleted now and the original is still here on my main.

Mistakes are made!
July 13, 2025 at 7:24 PM
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TW: Disturbing content
July 13, 2025 at 6:07 PM
WHAT TIME IS IT?!
July 10, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Nah. it's merchandise!
February 22, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Please don’t…
Guys you should like totally elect me as the next president. I’ll sue Microsoft’s rights to Minecraft back to Notch.
February 18, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Well fuck you too, PussyStation
February 6, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Holy fuck. Ubisoft is here
February 2, 2025 at 5:34 AM
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//WE HIT 400 FOLLOWERS! BANNER CALL TIME!

Post an image or google drive link of your muse so I can add it to my banner! NO "DRIVE IN BIO" PLZ
February 1, 2025 at 4:54 AM
We’re considering bringing back Minecraft: Legacy Console Edition for all of you nostalgia hunters out there.
January 31, 2025 at 10:13 PM
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//out of all the accounts I run, my main account has the most followers. Kinda ironic. Idk how, but it feels ironic to me. This account (Sketch) has the second most
January 31, 2025 at 10:09 PM
My writer has no idea what the fuck that is.

//Man shut up.

No u
January 31, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Look. It was the best I could come up with.
January 31, 2025 at 7:41 PM
This is why your shit is too expensive.
January 31, 2025 at 6:59 PM
What the fuck
January 31, 2025 at 6:57 PM
I appreciate complaints and all, but this feels like harassment.
January 31, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Man why are y’all so mean to me?
January 31, 2025 at 6:05 PM
It was for the best
January 31, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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January 14, 2025 at 11:05 PM
OH IT WILL. JUST YOU WAIT.
January 31, 2025 at 5:29 AM
Now hold on, buddy. Friendly fire will not be tolerated
January 31, 2025 at 5:25 AM
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//MY ACCOUNTS AUTOMATICALLY SWITCHED WTF
January 31, 2025 at 5:24 AM
HEY LOOK. WE TRIED.
January 31, 2025 at 5:19 AM
nuh uh
January 31, 2025 at 5:19 AM