Rockman CX!!!
@parodyrockmancx.bsky.social
a parody of a guy from a romhack you either never heard of or you hate
//ill yogurtmax for a minute then question if i should delete it or not
February 1, 2025 at 3:09 AM
//ill yogurtmax for a minute then question if i should delete it or not
nah you can go i actually didn't want anything right now
i just wanted to treat you since you seemed really sad and lonely lately
i just wanted to treat you since you seemed really sad and lonely lately
January 4, 2025 at 2:04 AM
nah you can go i actually didn't want anything right now
i just wanted to treat you since you seemed really sad and lonely lately
i just wanted to treat you since you seemed really sad and lonely lately
told you man
now go ahead and get what you want ill pay
now go ahead and get what you want ill pay
January 3, 2025 at 10:33 PM
told you man
now go ahead and get what you want ill pay
now go ahead and get what you want ill pay
(cx puts his hands in his non-existent pockets, and follows behind)
(when they get inside, nothing seems wrong with the interior, unlike the sign outside
the place is clean, but there doesnt seem to be many customers)
(when they get inside, nothing seems wrong with the interior, unlike the sign outside
the place is clean, but there doesnt seem to be many customers)
January 3, 2025 at 10:16 PM
(cx puts his hands in his non-existent pockets, and follows behind)
(when they get inside, nothing seems wrong with the interior, unlike the sign outside
the place is clean, but there doesnt seem to be many customers)
(when they get inside, nothing seems wrong with the interior, unlike the sign outside
the place is clean, but there doesnt seem to be many customers)
ehhh yeah its pretty funny
January 3, 2025 at 5:34 PM
ehhh yeah its pretty funny
why would we go somewhere where the foods bad
thats like crashing a party and just laying on the floor
thats like crashing a party and just laying on the floor
January 3, 2025 at 7:42 AM
why would we go somewhere where the foods bad
thats like crashing a party and just laying on the floor
thats like crashing a party and just laying on the floor
would we be here if it wasnt
January 2, 2025 at 11:07 PM
would we be here if it wasnt
that was my exact reaction
why cant they just fix the sign
why cant they just fix the sign
January 2, 2025 at 8:53 PM
that was my exact reaction
why cant they just fix the sign
why cant they just fix the sign
yeah everyones been getting on their asses about it
even im confused
even im confused
January 2, 2025 at 8:45 PM
yeah everyones been getting on their asses about it
even im confused
even im confused
heatwave during july
January 2, 2025 at 8:42 PM
heatwave during july
i dunno the signs melted
they got good shit here though
they got good shit here though
January 2, 2025 at 7:08 PM
i dunno the signs melted
they got good shit here though
they got good shit here though
sorry bout that but were almost there if it makes you feel better
January 2, 2025 at 6:07 PM
sorry bout that but were almost there if it makes you feel better
alright cmon then
(as he runs off)
(as he runs off)
January 2, 2025 at 6:00 PM
alright cmon then
(as he runs off)
(as he runs off)
then just pay for yourself if you dont want me to
January 2, 2025 at 5:47 PM
then just pay for yourself if you dont want me to
nah keep your money i can pay
January 2, 2025 at 5:03 PM
nah keep your money i can pay
eh its nothing
you wanna go get some frozen yogurt instead of just sitting around sad
you wanna go get some frozen yogurt instead of just sitting around sad
January 2, 2025 at 4:52 PM
eh its nothing
you wanna go get some frozen yogurt instead of just sitting around sad
you wanna go get some frozen yogurt instead of just sitting around sad
damn man
cant help you with that im outta ammo
cant help you with that im outta ammo
January 2, 2025 at 7:48 AM
damn man
cant help you with that im outta ammo
cant help you with that im outta ammo
hey its fizzy and it tastes good
do you really need anything else
do you really need anything else
January 1, 2025 at 8:31 AM
hey its fizzy and it tastes good
do you really need anything else
do you really need anything else
sweet
you get to feel fancy without fucking up your liver
you get to feel fancy without fucking up your liver
January 1, 2025 at 8:25 AM
sweet
you get to feel fancy without fucking up your liver
you get to feel fancy without fucking up your liver
yeah actual cider
(he says while pulling a bottle of sparkling cider out of literally nowhere)
on brand too
(he says while pulling a bottle of sparkling cider out of literally nowhere)
on brand too
January 1, 2025 at 8:22 AM
yeah actual cider
(he says while pulling a bottle of sparkling cider out of literally nowhere)
on brand too
(he says while pulling a bottle of sparkling cider out of literally nowhere)
on brand too
damn that sucks
do you want some sparkling cider
do you want some sparkling cider
January 1, 2025 at 8:15 AM
damn that sucks
do you want some sparkling cider
do you want some sparkling cider
fair enough
hows your new years going
(eating the can again)
hows your new years going
(eating the can again)
January 1, 2025 at 6:52 AM
fair enough
hows your new years going
(eating the can again)
hows your new years going
(eating the can again)
really man
its not even name brand
(he says as he quite literally eats the fucking can)
its not even name brand
(he says as he quite literally eats the fucking can)
January 1, 2025 at 6:47 AM
really man
its not even name brand
(he says as he quite literally eats the fucking can)
its not even name brand
(he says as he quite literally eats the fucking can)