Parody FIA
@parodyfia.bsky.social
A parody of a governing body, much like the actual FIA. Equally as impartial. Interpreting rules however we care to do so.
Introducing Ferrari Las Vegas teamwear.
Personally approved by John Elkann.
Personally approved by John Elkann.
November 15, 2025 at 9:37 AM
Introducing Ferrari Las Vegas teamwear.
Personally approved by John Elkann.
Personally approved by John Elkann.
Fernando Alonso believes Max Verstappen’s qualifying struggles in Brazil were a result of Red Bull’s Honda engine, as Alonso sets about his regime of slander of the Japanese marque ahead of their Aston Martin power supply for 2026.
November 15, 2025 at 9:21 AM
Fernando Alonso believes Max Verstappen’s qualifying struggles in Brazil were a result of Red Bull’s Honda engine, as Alonso sets about his regime of slander of the Japanese marque ahead of their Aston Martin power supply for 2026.
Kimi Antonelli has now scored enough points in his rookie season to have won every world championship from 1950-2000 inclusive, thereby making him the most successful driver in F1 history.
Source: @autosport.bsky.social
Source: @autosport.bsky.social
November 12, 2025 at 7:02 AM
Kimi Antonelli has now scored enough points in his rookie season to have won every world championship from 1950-2000 inclusive, thereby making him the most successful driver in F1 history.
Source: @autosport.bsky.social
Source: @autosport.bsky.social
Ferrari president John Elkann remains confident in Ferrari’s technical team and their improvements to Ferrari’s car.
As a consequence of recent technical improvements, the drivers are now only required to lift and coast for 75% of the race distance - rather than the previous 90%.
As a consequence of recent technical improvements, the drivers are now only required to lift and coast for 75% of the race distance - rather than the previous 90%.
November 11, 2025 at 6:52 AM
Ferrari president John Elkann remains confident in Ferrari’s technical team and their improvements to Ferrari’s car.
As a consequence of recent technical improvements, the drivers are now only required to lift and coast for 75% of the race distance - rather than the previous 90%.
As a consequence of recent technical improvements, the drivers are now only required to lift and coast for 75% of the race distance - rather than the previous 90%.
Following a difficult Brazilian GP weekend, Oscar Piastri has issued a statement:
November 10, 2025 at 7:03 AM
Following a difficult Brazilian GP weekend, Oscar Piastri has issued a statement:
Red Bull are to appoint a temporary team principal for the Brazilian GP following the concerning disappearance of Laurent Mekies.
Mekies was last seen abandoned at a remote petrol station in Brazil after stating Red Bull were evaluating drivers for 2026 who could get out of Q1.
Mekies was last seen abandoned at a remote petrol station in Brazil after stating Red Bull were evaluating drivers for 2026 who could get out of Q1.
November 9, 2025 at 8:20 AM
Red Bull are to appoint a temporary team principal for the Brazilian GP following the concerning disappearance of Laurent Mekies.
Mekies was last seen abandoned at a remote petrol station in Brazil after stating Red Bull were evaluating drivers for 2026 who could get out of Q1.
Mekies was last seen abandoned at a remote petrol station in Brazil after stating Red Bull were evaluating drivers for 2026 who could get out of Q1.
The FIA are considering cancelling the Brazil Sprint following reports of a heavy chance of points loss for Max Verstappen relative to the McLaren drivers after his sixth place in sprint qualifying.
November 8, 2025 at 9:15 AM
The FIA are considering cancelling the Brazil Sprint following reports of a heavy chance of points loss for Max Verstappen relative to the McLaren drivers after his sixth place in sprint qualifying.
Red Bull are confident that a new floor upgrade to Max Verstappen’s car, which has been approved by the FIA, will “significantly” reduce Verstappen’s lap times at Interlagos:
November 6, 2025 at 6:59 AM
Red Bull are confident that a new floor upgrade to Max Verstappen’s car, which has been approved by the FIA, will “significantly” reduce Verstappen’s lap times at Interlagos:
Felipe Massa is rumoured to be considering suing his own family.
Massa claims his DNA and general upbringing from his parents was not of the standard required for him to become a world champion.
Massa claims his DNA and general upbringing from his parents was not of the standard required for him to become a world champion.
November 3, 2025 at 7:31 AM
Felipe Massa is rumoured to be considering suing his own family.
Massa claims his DNA and general upbringing from his parents was not of the standard required for him to become a world champion.
Massa claims his DNA and general upbringing from his parents was not of the standard required for him to become a world champion.
Red Bull are reported to be working with the FIA on a secret new rear wing test for the Brazilian GP.
The new test will be introduced post Saturday qualifying to ensure both McLarens start at the back of the grid on Sunday, boosting Max Verstappen’s title credentials.
The new test will be introduced post Saturday qualifying to ensure both McLarens start at the back of the grid on Sunday, boosting Max Verstappen’s title credentials.
November 2, 2025 at 10:31 AM
Red Bull are reported to be working with the FIA on a secret new rear wing test for the Brazilian GP.
The new test will be introduced post Saturday qualifying to ensure both McLarens start at the back of the grid on Sunday, boosting Max Verstappen’s title credentials.
The new test will be introduced post Saturday qualifying to ensure both McLarens start at the back of the grid on Sunday, boosting Max Verstappen’s title credentials.
BREAKING: The FIA will now allow their stewards to bring their guide dogs to F1 events for the first time, effective from the Brazilian Grand Prix.
October 31, 2025 at 10:24 AM
BREAKING: The FIA will now allow their stewards to bring their guide dogs to F1 events for the first time, effective from the Brazilian Grand Prix.
The FIA have rescinded their fine to Red Bull for removal of the tape on the pitwall near Lando Norris’ grid spot after rumours the tape was actually removed by an ‘unnamed FIA official’ at Red Bull’s request:
October 23, 2025 at 6:11 AM
The FIA have rescinded their fine to Red Bull for removal of the tape on the pitwall near Lando Norris’ grid spot after rumours the tape was actually removed by an ‘unnamed FIA official’ at Red Bull’s request:
In an epic Drive to Survive plot twist, Christian Horner is to reappear to celebrate Max Verstappen winning the Drivers’ Title in Abu Dhabi.
It will be revealed Horner remains Red Bull team principal and was plotting McLaren’s downfall from behind the scenes all along.
It will be revealed Horner remains Red Bull team principal and was plotting McLaren’s downfall from behind the scenes all along.
October 22, 2025 at 5:54 AM
In an epic Drive to Survive plot twist, Christian Horner is to reappear to celebrate Max Verstappen winning the Drivers’ Title in Abu Dhabi.
It will be revealed Horner remains Red Bull team principal and was plotting McLaren’s downfall from behind the scenes all along.
It will be revealed Horner remains Red Bull team principal and was plotting McLaren’s downfall from behind the scenes all along.
Oscar Piastri has turned to Australian legends to reignite his title challenge after his recent dip in form.
Piastri has turned to his manager Mark Webber, football manager Ange Postecoglou, Paul Robinson from Neighbours and Skippy the Bush Kangaroo for advice.
Piastri has turned to his manager Mark Webber, football manager Ange Postecoglou, Paul Robinson from Neighbours and Skippy the Bush Kangaroo for advice.
October 21, 2025 at 6:14 AM
Oscar Piastri has turned to Australian legends to reignite his title challenge after his recent dip in form.
Piastri has turned to his manager Mark Webber, football manager Ange Postecoglou, Paul Robinson from Neighbours and Skippy the Bush Kangaroo for advice.
Piastri has turned to his manager Mark Webber, football manager Ange Postecoglou, Paul Robinson from Neighbours and Skippy the Bush Kangaroo for advice.
BREAKING: Red Bull deny cheating scandal amid fine from the FIA for tampering with tape on the pitwall near Lando Norris’ grid slot.
Red Bull insist they had a legitimate use for the tape:
Red Bull insist they had a legitimate use for the tape:
October 20, 2025 at 6:38 AM
BREAKING: Red Bull deny cheating scandal amid fine from the FIA for tampering with tape on the pitwall near Lando Norris’ grid slot.
Red Bull insist they had a legitimate use for the tape:
Red Bull insist they had a legitimate use for the tape:
Oscar Piastri has requested the FIA let him have pole position for the remainder of the season as a repercussion for his turn 1 Sprint Race mishap and qualifying only P6 in Austin.
October 19, 2025 at 9:03 AM
Oscar Piastri has requested the FIA let him have pole position for the remainder of the season as a repercussion for his turn 1 Sprint Race mishap and qualifying only P6 in Austin.
McLaren are believed to have asked Lando Norris to take out Max Verstappen in at least one race before the end of the season as punishment for his Singapore GP clash with Oscar Piastri
However, McLaren expect Norris will probably bottle it.
However, McLaren expect Norris will probably bottle it.
October 18, 2025 at 11:00 AM
McLaren are believed to have asked Lando Norris to take out Max Verstappen in at least one race before the end of the season as punishment for his Singapore GP clash with Oscar Piastri
However, McLaren expect Norris will probably bottle it.
However, McLaren expect Norris will probably bottle it.
George Russell was asked on the percentage likelihood of Red Bull and Max Verstappen taking to rule breaking in their efforts to win the drivers’ championship:
October 17, 2025 at 6:32 AM
George Russell was asked on the percentage likelihood of Red Bull and Max Verstappen taking to rule breaking in their efforts to win the drivers’ championship:
Aston Martin driver Lance Stroll is set to legally change his name to Lance Briskwalk in an attempt to spook his rivals and better reflect his still below average pace.
October 16, 2025 at 6:24 AM
Aston Martin driver Lance Stroll is set to legally change his name to Lance Briskwalk in an attempt to spook his rivals and better reflect his still below average pace.
Despite a difficult season, Ferrari personnel have disputed suggestions the team is stuck in the past.
Ferrari’s technical team insist they are confident of a strong showing in Austin after posting a new high score on their state of the art simulator:
Ferrari’s technical team insist they are confident of a strong showing in Austin after posting a new high score on their state of the art simulator:
October 13, 2025 at 6:13 AM
Despite a difficult season, Ferrari personnel have disputed suggestions the team is stuck in the past.
Ferrari’s technical team insist they are confident of a strong showing in Austin after posting a new high score on their state of the art simulator:
Ferrari’s technical team insist they are confident of a strong showing in Austin after posting a new high score on their state of the art simulator:
F1 ALTERNATIVE STATS: If Fernando Alonso enters and doesn’t win any race up to and including the 2026 Bahrain GP, he will be the first F1 driver in history to lose 400 races.
October 12, 2025 at 8:51 AM
F1 ALTERNATIVE STATS: If Fernando Alonso enters and doesn’t win any race up to and including the 2026 Bahrain GP, he will be the first F1 driver in history to lose 400 races.
The FIA have confirmed the upcoming presidential election will meet the highest standards of transparency.
With FIA rules allowing Mohammed Ben Sulayem to stand unopposed, the FIA have insisted there will be full transparency of the voting share received by each candidate.
With FIA rules allowing Mohammed Ben Sulayem to stand unopposed, the FIA have insisted there will be full transparency of the voting share received by each candidate.
October 11, 2025 at 8:14 AM
The FIA have confirmed the upcoming presidential election will meet the highest standards of transparency.
With FIA rules allowing Mohammed Ben Sulayem to stand unopposed, the FIA have insisted there will be full transparency of the voting share received by each candidate.
With FIA rules allowing Mohammed Ben Sulayem to stand unopposed, the FIA have insisted there will be full transparency of the voting share received by each candidate.
F1 ALTERNATIVE STATS: Lewis Hamilton’s dog Roscoe had the same number of F1 victories within his lifetime as Fernando Alonso:
October 9, 2025 at 6:12 AM
F1 ALTERNATIVE STATS: Lewis Hamilton’s dog Roscoe had the same number of F1 victories within his lifetime as Fernando Alonso:
F1 ALTERNATIVE STATS: Following his second place in Singapore, Max Verstappen now holds the record for losing a Grand Prix in the fastest F1 car in history.
Verstappen’s RB21 holds the F1 record for both fastest lap and fastest race.
Verstappen’s RB21 holds the F1 record for both fastest lap and fastest race.
October 8, 2025 at 5:59 AM
F1 ALTERNATIVE STATS: Following his second place in Singapore, Max Verstappen now holds the record for losing a Grand Prix in the fastest F1 car in history.
Verstappen’s RB21 holds the F1 record for both fastest lap and fastest race.
Verstappen’s RB21 holds the F1 record for both fastest lap and fastest race.
7th title 🤝 7th place
October 7, 2025 at 5:40 AM
7th title 🤝 7th place