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Iono⚡⚡
@parody-iono-zone.bsky.social
Your eyeballs are MINE - Caught in my electroweb! Whosawhatsit~!? If you're here, ya already know who it is!! Come stick around for a bit and have some fun with Paldea's biggest idol - IONO!!

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'Ello, 'ello, hola! Ciao and bonjour! This is the OFFICIAL launch of the Iono Zone Bluesky thingmajiggy! Hope you're ready to stick around, 'cuz we've got some SERIOUS fun ahead !!

That is, ehe, assuming I remember this account exists... Oh well!!
it's been eight days... did Iono fall off? is this real??? impossible
October 21, 2025 at 9:39 PM
who decided that everybody but a human is a pokemon?? what if WE'RE also Pokémon ??

comment what type you'd be if you see this and why >:D yours truly is Electric/Psychic!! the first one's obvi, second one's cuz' I GET IN YOUR HEAD!!! I'm like an earworm, a song u can't name but can't stop singin!!
October 13, 2025 at 1:11 AM
nothing neat happened today!!! this is HORRIBLE
October 12, 2025 at 10:30 PM
an electric/water type must be a HUUUGE hassle to care for... how do you guys DO it?
October 12, 2025 at 6:20 PM
GOOOD afternoon !!! or whatever time of day it is for you because it's CERTAINLY not the afternoon for me

i have NO clue what to post yet... iono will keep you all updated...
October 11, 2025 at 2:18 PM
You knowwww part of me thinks none of you really understand just how ANNOYING !!! a rattata can actually be !!!

I took a trip to Kanto last month and those things were. EVERYWHERE.
October 11, 2025 at 12:53 AM
whenever somebody says something's free of charge i always get a little sad!! why'd you remove the charge!? i'm an ELECTRIC type trainer, doofus !!
October 10, 2025 at 9:25 PM
has anybody researched why pokemon are often color-coordinated for their powers!? feels like such an overlooked thing !!

LIKE ?? y r all electrics YELLOW ?? and fire types, like red and orange ?? Did they just DO that

this is worded in a way that makes iono look STUPID but u know what she means!!!
October 10, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Hell-ooo!?? Let me inn!! Come onnnn let's play video games!!
October 10, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Oooooh... I'm hearing people talking 'bout some SUPER cool pokemon, what's it called, a Legend Zee Ay? Maybe it's just Z-A?

Gotta be a codename... Iono will investigate!! I bet it's a super powerful electric-type pokemon!! Why else would they call it a Legend !!? ⚡⚡⚡
October 10, 2025 at 7:32 PM
whHYDID NOBODY TELL IONO THERE'S A GARCHOMP IN COLONNADE HOLLOW !!??? THATWAS the SCARIEST experience of my LIFE !! if only I was RECORDING...!!
October 10, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Dunno who hatsune miku is, but she seems cool !! should i try and get her on a collab ??
October 10, 2025 at 7:12 PM
I keep seeing this thing outside my apartment at night !! Zero clue what it is, but it's pretty cuuuute!!

If you see this, quote YOUR favorite pokemon!
(Wrong answers only!!)
October 10, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Yaknow, I think I should brainstorm some changes to my Gym Challenge... Hide N' Seek is cool n' all, but it's just so BORING!!

Ah, but it'd be such a hassle with the League... All that paperwork... Uuurgh!!
October 10, 2025 at 6:09 PM
October 10, 2025 at 5:49 PM
WOW!! So many of my viewers make this look so easy - who KNEW art was so hard??

No more of that though!! Feast your eyes upon my masterpiece ✨✨
October 10, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Whoof... SUPER stumped over here!? Anybody know how to find some other awesome Gym Leaders to follow on here??

Waaah... I'm all alone!!
October 10, 2025 at 5:29 PM
'Ello, 'ello, hola! Ciao and bonjour! This is the OFFICIAL launch of the Iono Zone Bluesky thingmajiggy! Hope you're ready to stick around, 'cuz we've got some SERIOUS fun ahead !!

That is, ehe, assuming I remember this account exists... Oh well!!
October 10, 2025 at 5:14 PM