Just catching up on some Masterchef Pro's. Marcus Wareing may have Michelin stars and silver lion's mane but he should not be allowed to cook burgers on TV 🙎‍♂️

It seems like there are more people over here now. About time ✌️

We're in Leeds this weekend for Kirkstapalooza at the Kirkstall Bridge Pub. Catch us for one of these from today till Monday. Full and half parmos also available. And it's free entry too.

We're bringing proper parmos back to West Yorkshire this summer. Fancy one?

First up, it's Zapato Brewery Tap in Slathwaite. Catch us Friday evening, all day Saturday, then Sunday day.

Hopefully see a few of you there! 😜

Well, hello there (again)! I'm afraid Elon is just too much of a cunt for us to post on that hell-site again. But is anyone else here?

There's a serious lack of parmos on Bluesky. We can fix that.