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hi there looking forward to curating my mental illness here on a new algorithm ☺️
uh oh I’ve arrived at the part of game changers where you learn kip is pro-police?????
December 24, 2025 at 1:40 AM
this is my entire personality now, sorry in advance, and thank you for your attention to this matter
December 8, 2025 at 2:25 PM
yesterday was a good day :)
December 4, 2025 at 2:19 PM
and a happy end of jocktober to all whomst celebrate
October 31, 2025 at 9:17 PM
eating five guys at 7:30am on a plane is the work of the devil
October 31, 2025 at 11:56 AM
as a massive CRJ stan I simply cannot keep quiet….. hate her wedding dress!!
October 25, 2025 at 4:14 PM
is there anything I love more than being peer pressured into buying concert tickets? nah
September 20, 2025 at 6:52 PM
I heard it was biceptember
September 6, 2025 at 2:16 PM
should it be a demerit to invite friends to your place for drag race when you don’t pay for commercial-free paramount plus because I say yes
July 20, 2025 at 2:07 AM
world pride looked so fun on social media and I’m sorta sad I had to miss it but also it looked like a A LOT and I’m thankful to have not had to deal with it 💀
June 10, 2025 at 8:52 AM
Paris I am in you
June 7, 2025 at 3:57 PM
locked myself out of outlook in my phone for the next week vacation starts now girlies
June 3, 2025 at 9:44 PM
@popville.bsky.social my husband was just bitten breaking up rough play between our Aussie and a Shiba Inu at Swampoodle/NoMa dog park. The Shiba’s owner left before confirming rabies vax status. We leave for Europe Tuesday—can you boost to help us find them and possibly avoid a 4-shot series?
June 1, 2025 at 8:50 PM
I love Gaga more than most but in what world are we considering a sports Emmy part of EGOT status 😭 delulu
May 23, 2025 at 2:58 PM
just realized my Instagram story is my mom and MIL and then a thirst trap, why am I the way that I am
May 11, 2025 at 10:43 PM
2 workout days in a row, please clap. a herculean effort these days 🙄
May 1, 2025 at 3:05 PM
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PhD Timeline xkcd.com/3081
April 25, 2025 at 3:32 PM
okay mexico city flex a little
April 19, 2025 at 11:29 PM
this was the coachella gaga deserved im so happy for her
April 12, 2025 at 4:10 PM
April 12, 2025 at 3:24 PM
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one thing about me is I am not getting into a helicopter ever
April 11, 2025 at 12:36 PM
serious question were any dc homos NOT at Kylie last night? who were the designated survivors??????
April 9, 2025 at 11:59 AM
idk if I told bsky that I got another tattoo yet but I got another tattoo
April 7, 2025 at 10:20 PM
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Regina Hall on the potential return of Brenda in ‘Scary Movie 6’:

“I mean that’s what I’m hearing so we’ll see!”
March 16, 2025 at 1:17 AM
forgot to post before ceremony started but I will certainly not do well, I didn’t get to see like 40% of the films this year because of my work travel 😭
March 3, 2025 at 1:04 AM