Park Pennington
@parkpennington.bsky.social
Doctor of Para-Psychiatry. Political predator. Masters in Sarcasm. PHD in precision quantum physical haircutting.
Grey Jedi.
Grey Jedi.
My wedding on Sunday.
November 4, 2025 at 4:20 PM
My wedding on Sunday.
I knew this looked familiar.
October 20, 2025 at 3:31 AM
I knew this looked familiar.
“I’ve lowered your taxes my rich billionaire friends!”
October 13, 2025 at 1:29 PM
“I’ve lowered your taxes my rich billionaire friends!”
“Your taxes are coming down my billionaire friends!”
October 12, 2025 at 9:05 PM
“Your taxes are coming down my billionaire friends!”
Michael Wolff to be precise.
October 8, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Michael Wolff to be precise.
“I’m a very aesthetic person”
September 30, 2025 at 3:35 PM
“I’m a very aesthetic person”
Yeah?
How about this guy?
How about this guy?
September 30, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Yeah?
How about this guy?
How about this guy?
New Tylenol just dropped.
September 24, 2025 at 1:43 AM
New Tylenol just dropped.
You guys!!
It’s ok because Trump says he’ll replace any Hollywood “talent” with his own better self approved roster of MAGA actors lead by the incomparable Willie Aemes
It’s ok because Trump says he’ll replace any Hollywood “talent” with his own better self approved roster of MAGA actors lead by the incomparable Willie Aemes
September 19, 2025 at 3:23 AM
You guys!!
It’s ok because Trump says he’ll replace any Hollywood “talent” with his own better self approved roster of MAGA actors lead by the incomparable Willie Aemes
It’s ok because Trump says he’ll replace any Hollywood “talent” with his own better self approved roster of MAGA actors lead by the incomparable Willie Aemes
Maybe Jesus will let Charlie walk the puppy Kristi murdered?
September 14, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Maybe Jesus will let Charlie walk the puppy Kristi murdered?
I’ve been paying tariffs all month
September 14, 2025 at 2:12 PM
I’ve been paying tariffs all month
Just imagine that many Charlie Kirks?
It would be like the Walking Dead of annoying bigoted assholes.
It would be like the Walking Dead of annoying bigoted assholes.
September 13, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Just imagine that many Charlie Kirks?
It would be like the Walking Dead of annoying bigoted assholes.
It would be like the Walking Dead of annoying bigoted assholes.
While American violence is abhorrent, and I certainly don’t think assassinations have any place in a civil society, I’m more than happy to remind us all who Charlie Kirk was, posthumously.
September 10, 2025 at 9:46 PM
While American violence is abhorrent, and I certainly don’t think assassinations have any place in a civil society, I’m more than happy to remind us all who Charlie Kirk was, posthumously.
