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Alex Parks
@parkerbro.bsky.social
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Begging for someone to allow me to break my silence
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nope nope
vice news headline on youtube that reads “Can Al Save America's Broken Political System? ft. Andrew Yang”
November 21, 2025 at 4:35 AM
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chairman of the bored of peace, assuming his duties (2025)
trump falling asleep while he’s supposed to be presidenting
November 18, 2025 at 3:36 AM
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it’s genuinely the first time in ten years i can remember democrats forcing trump to react to something real. excited to learn how they fumble yet another advantage
THE WALL STREET JOURNAL headline: White House hunts for ways to lower the cost of living
November 16, 2025 at 3:49 AM
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catching up on the news
A new york post headline that says “mamdani’s people make demands- hate israel and america, or we will end you”
November 11, 2025 at 4:13 PM
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congrats everyone
poll data showing voters have increased unfavorable ratings for both parties equally since january 2025
November 4, 2025 at 5:58 AM
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CA has a long list of problems and i wouldn’t vote for gavin again if my life depended on it BUT it’s nice to live somewhere that recognizes we’re in a constitutional crisis and wants my take on it.

vote yes on 50 y’all
picture of a CA ballot voting yes on prop 50
October 31, 2025 at 6:48 PM
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“officials from both sides”. all sides have been heard. no more sides to examine. these are all of the sides that exist.
screenshot of a CBS news youtube video thumbnail featuring four basically identical looking and dressed gray haired white men with the caption “lawmakers, officials from both sides on government [shutdown]”
October 26, 2025 at 2:05 AM
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Dunbar said he is "not an anti-vaxxer," but testified that his children have not received any vaccines. He also told the jury that he believes the vaccine has killed more people than COVID-19, and that the vaccine was made with aborted fetal cells and contains "disease." He also testified that six foreign objects have been found in the Pfizer vaccine that cannot be identified under a micro- scope.
October 18, 2025 at 2:39 PM
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i was not familiar with her game and whatnot
Laurene Powell Jobs, one of the world's preeminent philanthropists, had excoriated Benioff for his remarks earlier in the day. "When wealth becomes a substitute for participation, giving is reduced to performance art — proof of virtue, a way to appear magnanimous while still demanding ownership" she wrote in a Wall Street Journal opinion piece. "That's the quiet corruption corroding modern philanthropy: the ability to give as a license to impose one's will. It's a kind of moral laundering, where so-called benevolence masks self-interest.
October 18, 2025 at 1:41 AM
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ploughing through native american tribes with my chain restaurant hospitality
a banner at a train museum advertising an exhibit on “the hospitality that civilized the american west”
September 28, 2025 at 10:11 PM
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an Apple news headline from The Washington Post titled “with PBS finding slashed, will the next generation be raised by ‘skibidi toilet’?”
August 25, 2025 at 7:13 PM
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i love when these stories are framed like this totally normal trend is sweeping the country and then the first person they quote is freakiest dude you’ve ever heard of
quote from a story about “90s parenting” highlighting a father of two who built a scale replica of a blockbuster in his home
August 15, 2025 at 3:58 PM
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uuuuhhhhh sorry this is late to be checking but: does this dude know what news is?
A quote screenshot from Status newsletter: “A person close to David Ellison chatted with the FT about his POV: "The news lost its way—it became extreme, elitist, and performative. People like Colbert and others act like they’re the IP, the value, when it’s the brand and journalism that matter. We need to get back to fundamentals. That’s what David and his team believe.” [FT]”
July 31, 2025 at 3:21 AM
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just a solid working man’s party right here

apple.news/A7Uhg_SHeQfa...
Highlighted section of an article detailing how republican governors are undermining voter backed measures to raise the minimum wage and guarantee paid sick leave for seasonal workers and teenagers
July 11, 2025 at 3:07 PM
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naturally @notalawyer.bsky.social has the correct take this week. how did we watch conservatives co opt mainstream media and still can’t connect the dots that that’s what’s happening here?
string in a maze post with text highlighted saying “rogan is downstream of a preexisting right wing media ecosystem that targets dummies like him. he’s a proliferator of right wing propaganda sure, but he’s a consumer first”
May 25, 2025 at 7:02 PM
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wait wut
a quote from an article about RealID stating that a columnist got through airport security with no ID at all
May 8, 2025 at 3:57 PM
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among other things, does she think we can’t google or do math?
May 3, 2025 at 8:35 PM
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unconscionable
screenshot of a story about the trump administration ending legal protection for Afghan refugees for no reason and giving them seven days to leave the country
April 26, 2025 at 6:03 AM
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so fun to watch bizness people play government on our dime
Kelly Loeffler quoted as saying the SBA needs thousands of layoffs because it got too large and faced “mission creep” Donald trump saying that student loans will now be handled by the SBA
March 22, 2025 at 2:37 PM
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nope sorry we simply won’t make it out of this by following a BRENDAN
March 9, 2025 at 3:11 PM
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hmm seems like they all should have gone with “outburst” then
March 5, 2025 at 3:36 PM
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classy
an unnamed trump ally is quoted as saying people are scared of elon musk because he’s “autistic”
February 8, 2025 at 6:14 PM
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January 23, 2025 at 6:38 AM
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So glad to subscribe to @oliverdarcy.bsky.social so I can continue to discover new examples of Patrick Soon-Shiong begging to look like an idiot on the elite hot topic of the week
Patrick Soon-Shiong is quoted as regretting the LA Times endorsing Karen Bass
January 14, 2025 at 6:58 AM
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Sorry homie no version of this argument works well for you
January 2, 2025 at 4:54 PM