Parker
@parker96r.bsky.social
"We are dreamers, shapers, singers and makers." 9yr Army Vet, Army Brat, travelled the world as a kid, then did it again as an adult. 3rd Dan Black Belt in Tae Kwon Do. Subject Mater Expert, on the Military, Health Insurance, all things Norse.
People say shitler had a lot of balls. Nope. Just a single syphilitic one.
November 14, 2025 at 1:38 AM
People say shitler had a lot of balls. Nope. Just a single syphilitic one.
I believe that's a quote from Sun Tzu ....
November 12, 2025 at 9:09 PM
I believe that's a quote from Sun Tzu ....
He is friends and takes pics with a lot of sex offenders and other criminals.
November 12, 2025 at 10:01 AM
He is friends and takes pics with a lot of sex offenders and other criminals.
I unfortunately live here.
November 6, 2025 at 11:02 PM
I unfortunately live here.
Should bring down rent and prices.
November 4, 2025 at 6:00 AM
Should bring down rent and prices.
Yep, I am cool with the prostitute in a prostitution vs nazis. And its always ok to punch nazis in the face, and not the other way around.
October 26, 2025 at 6:04 AM
Yep, I am cool with the prostitute in a prostitution vs nazis. And its always ok to punch nazis in the face, and not the other way around.
I'm not saying it was a bribe ... because I don't have too.
October 12, 2025 at 1:47 AM
I'm not saying it was a bribe ... because I don't have too.
What did they say about Michelle Obama for simply tweeting "Bring our girls back home"?
October 11, 2025 at 8:07 PM
What did they say about Michelle Obama for simply tweeting "Bring our girls back home"?
Nominations closed in Jan. So he was never going to get this one. Derp.
October 11, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Nominations closed in Jan. So he was never going to get this one. Derp.
If an uncircumcised penis had a face.
October 8, 2025 at 7:39 PM
If an uncircumcised penis had a face.
I cannot abide bullies.
October 8, 2025 at 2:17 AM
I cannot abide bullies.
Observation-
If you are scared of a cell phone, you are either:
1: ill-equipped for the rigors of law-enforcement.
2: doing something of which you are ashamed.
3: doing something illegal.
4: all of the above
If you are scared of a cell phone, you are either:
1: ill-equipped for the rigors of law-enforcement.
2: doing something of which you are ashamed.
3: doing something illegal.
4: all of the above
October 8, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Observation-
If you are scared of a cell phone, you are either:
1: ill-equipped for the rigors of law-enforcement.
2: doing something of which you are ashamed.
3: doing something illegal.
4: all of the above
If you are scared of a cell phone, you are either:
1: ill-equipped for the rigors of law-enforcement.
2: doing something of which you are ashamed.
3: doing something illegal.
4: all of the above
