Parker
@parker321.bsky.social
The Lorax, if she was new to Bluesky, crashed out over policy, and stress-baked sourdough.
"He doesn't get booed in this country."
February 7, 2026 at 3:01 AM
"He doesn't get booed in this country."
•Murdering fisherman in int'l waters.
•Executing protesters in Minnesota.
•Arresting journalists.
•Buying/building literal human warehouses to store human beings.
•Seizing ballots in GA.
It's time the media quit playing footsie for access & start taking the fascist threat seriously.
•Executing protesters in Minnesota.
•Arresting journalists.
•Buying/building literal human warehouses to store human beings.
•Seizing ballots in GA.
It's time the media quit playing footsie for access & start taking the fascist threat seriously.
January 30, 2026 at 5:41 PM
•Murdering fisherman in int'l waters.
•Executing protesters in Minnesota.
•Arresting journalists.
•Buying/building literal human warehouses to store human beings.
•Seizing ballots in GA.
It's time the media quit playing footsie for access & start taking the fascist threat seriously.
•Executing protesters in Minnesota.
•Arresting journalists.
•Buying/building literal human warehouses to store human beings.
•Seizing ballots in GA.
It's time the media quit playing footsie for access & start taking the fascist threat seriously.
Forbes: "Middling sales."
Reality:
Reality:
January 28, 2026 at 12:32 PM
Forbes: "Middling sales."
Reality:
Reality:
I'm more worried about this fraud and extortion perpetrated from the WH.
January 26, 2026 at 6:02 PM
I'm more worried about this fraud and extortion perpetrated from the WH.
Big Shocker incoming: He's lying. Again.
January 25, 2026 at 4:14 PM
Big Shocker incoming: He's lying. Again.
Kidnapped a 5 year-old, used him as bait, and it gets him all tingly inside.
January 23, 2026 at 6:16 PM
Kidnapped a 5 year-old, used him as bait, and it gets him all tingly inside.