We want to share our immense gratitude for the folks handling our payroll. They worked intensely to get backpay processed within two business days of government reopening. That can't have been easy. Thank you from the bottom of our 💚💚💚

Last, and certainly least, we have Dr. Andy Harris from MD who won the final certificate with a single sentence uttered:
“I rise today in support of the Senate Amendment to H.R. 5371, which will finally put an end to the Democrat-led government shutdown."
Health insurance be damned, right Doc?

No Jewish Space Lasers could stop Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene from excelling in this competition.
Winner Winner TACO Dinner!!

You know him as the sweatshirt wearing turn coat from Pennsylvania but now he can add Certified Weenie to his resume.
It's Senator John Fetterman!!!

Next up, we have a former VP candidate stepping out into new fields of competition and posting an early victory in his Weenie Era.
Please, give it up for Senator Tim Kaine!!!

First up, we have the reigning champion day after day after day after day.
He's never met a vacation he didn't love. He's the one and only TED CRUZ!!

Howdy! Don’t fret, just like you, this is how we’re dealing with things. Still a meme account turned resistant. We’ll remain most active on IG, but our linktree & important info will be here! Meanwhile, check out @resistancerangers.altgov.info for more!

#RehireRangers#ProtectOurParks #SaveOurParks

One of our favorite memes as our introduction to Bluesky! We are still on IG, this will be ran as a backup account with less frequent updates but still important information.

#RehireRangers#ProtectOurParks #SaveOurParks #NoParksWithout

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