Paris Paul
@parispaul.bsky.social
I'm not a cinephile, I'm a cinevore.
My goal is to see 365 films this year. 🎟️🎫🎥🎬
My goal is to see 365 films this year. 🎟️🎫🎥🎬
This story was handled worse than a box marked fragile being loaded on a plane at Christmas.
When a young woman wishes she'd never been born, she's confronted with the consequences: a killer runs amok in her small town. But the real victim is the screenplay we slaughtered along the way.
When a young woman wishes she'd never been born, she's confronted with the consequences: a killer runs amok in her small town. But the real victim is the screenplay we slaughtered along the way.
November 27, 2023 at 12:16 AM
This story was handled worse than a box marked fragile being loaded on a plane at Christmas.
When a young woman wishes she'd never been born, she's confronted with the consequences: a killer runs amok in her small town. But the real victim is the screenplay we slaughtered along the way.
When a young woman wishes she'd never been born, she's confronted with the consequences: a killer runs amok in her small town. But the real victim is the screenplay we slaughtered along the way.
Like an orgasm during a colonoscopy, this was more feel-good than I expected or wanted.
While I appreciate the feminine forward momentum of the film and found it pleasantly more focused than its predecessor, The Marvels was too light for a serious Marvel film and too serious for a comedy.
While I appreciate the feminine forward momentum of the film and found it pleasantly more focused than its predecessor, The Marvels was too light for a serious Marvel film and too serious for a comedy.
November 26, 2023 at 7:42 PM
Like an orgasm during a colonoscopy, this was more feel-good than I expected or wanted.
While I appreciate the feminine forward momentum of the film and found it pleasantly more focused than its predecessor, The Marvels was too light for a serious Marvel film and too serious for a comedy.
While I appreciate the feminine forward momentum of the film and found it pleasantly more focused than its predecessor, The Marvels was too light for a serious Marvel film and too serious for a comedy.
Napoleon (2023)
Like a tour of the optometrist's: there's a lot of grind and not enough spectacles.
PS, If you want to know how decadent I am, the last picture shows the meat lovers pizza, bucket of popcorn sand Mountain Dew I had delivered to my recliner chair in the IMAX theater!
Like a tour of the optometrist's: there's a lot of grind and not enough spectacles.
PS, If you want to know how decadent I am, the last picture shows the meat lovers pizza, bucket of popcorn sand Mountain Dew I had delivered to my recliner chair in the IMAX theater!
November 25, 2023 at 3:29 AM
Napoleon (2023)
Like a tour of the optometrist's: there's a lot of grind and not enough spectacles.
PS, If you want to know how decadent I am, the last picture shows the meat lovers pizza, bucket of popcorn sand Mountain Dew I had delivered to my recliner chair in the IMAX theater!
Like a tour of the optometrist's: there's a lot of grind and not enough spectacles.
PS, If you want to know how decadent I am, the last picture shows the meat lovers pizza, bucket of popcorn sand Mountain Dew I had delivered to my recliner chair in the IMAX theater!
Like the word 'good': it means well, but doesn't go hard enough.
The movie does, however, make me want to watch the 2014 documentary about the American Samoan team, also called 'Next Goal Wins '.
The best part of this film is the focus on Jaiyah Saelua, played by Kaimana, a Samoan faʻafafine.
The movie does, however, make me want to watch the 2014 documentary about the American Samoan team, also called 'Next Goal Wins '.
The best part of this film is the focus on Jaiyah Saelua, played by Kaimana, a Samoan faʻafafine.
November 19, 2023 at 11:07 PM
Like the word 'good': it means well, but doesn't go hard enough.
The movie does, however, make me want to watch the 2014 documentary about the American Samoan team, also called 'Next Goal Wins '.
The best part of this film is the focus on Jaiyah Saelua, played by Kaimana, a Samoan faʻafafine.
The movie does, however, make me want to watch the 2014 documentary about the American Samoan team, also called 'Next Goal Wins '.
The best part of this film is the focus on Jaiyah Saelua, played by Kaimana, a Samoan faʻafafine.
Priscilla (2023, USA)
Like a used diamond bit: spectacular, dull and it bored the whole time.
Sofia Coppola did a stellar job directing, unfortunately there was nothing (apart from a very talented Cailee Spaeny) there for her to direct.
Like a used diamond bit: spectacular, dull and it bored the whole time.
Sofia Coppola did a stellar job directing, unfortunately there was nothing (apart from a very talented Cailee Spaeny) there for her to direct.
November 6, 2023 at 5:49 AM
Priscilla (2023, USA)
Like a used diamond bit: spectacular, dull and it bored the whole time.
Sofia Coppola did a stellar job directing, unfortunately there was nothing (apart from a very talented Cailee Spaeny) there for her to direct.
Like a used diamond bit: spectacular, dull and it bored the whole time.
Sofia Coppola did a stellar job directing, unfortunately there was nothing (apart from a very talented Cailee Spaeny) there for her to direct.
Wingwomen / Voleuses (2023, Netflix)
Like a bad ass job: they botched the end and didn't know what to do with the cast.Like a bad ass job: they botched the end and didn't know what to do with the cast.
Like a bad ass job: they botched the end and didn't know what to do with the cast.Like a bad ass job: they botched the end and didn't know what to do with the cast.
November 5, 2023 at 10:14 PM
Wingwomen / Voleuses (2023, Netflix)
Like a bad ass job: they botched the end and didn't know what to do with the cast.Like a bad ass job: they botched the end and didn't know what to do with the cast.
Like a bad ass job: they botched the end and didn't know what to do with the cast.Like a bad ass job: they botched the end and didn't know what to do with the cast.
Butcher's Crossing (Bad meet, USA 2022)
Like a nature screensaver or wallpaper: pretty to look at and pretty predictable.
Butcher's Crossing is exactly the same as the Deadliest Catch except with bison instead of crabs and the 1800s instead of the ocean. Oh, and worse actors.
Like a nature screensaver or wallpaper: pretty to look at and pretty predictable.
Butcher's Crossing is exactly the same as the Deadliest Catch except with bison instead of crabs and the 1800s instead of the ocean. Oh, and worse actors.
November 5, 2023 at 4:15 AM
Butcher's Crossing (Bad meet, USA 2022)
Like a nature screensaver or wallpaper: pretty to look at and pretty predictable.
Butcher's Crossing is exactly the same as the Deadliest Catch except with bison instead of crabs and the 1800s instead of the ocean. Oh, and worse actors.
Like a nature screensaver or wallpaper: pretty to look at and pretty predictable.
Butcher's Crossing is exactly the same as the Deadliest Catch except with bison instead of crabs and the 1800s instead of the ocean. Oh, and worse actors.