PAR
@parisdumb.bsky.social
Does funny stuff I guess he/him, twenty twoooooooooooooo
Keep getting diaper ads on YouTube and there’s fucking poop and pee mascots, why are there poop and pee mascots THERES A POOP MASCOT AND THERES A PEE MASCOT
December 2, 2025 at 8:20 AM
Keep getting diaper ads on YouTube and there’s fucking poop and pee mascots, why are there poop and pee mascots THERES A POOP MASCOT AND THERES A PEE MASCOT
At the end of the day, fixing all the world’s problems would be great for me in particular
December 1, 2025 at 10:04 AM
At the end of the day, fixing all the world’s problems would be great for me in particular
Slapped someone in their face because I hated em in particular. Knew they were a pescatarian but it’s not cuz of that. It’s cuz they cut the line at cici’s pizza. That Oreo desert pizza had my name on it #pizzathoights
December 1, 2025 at 6:51 AM
Slapped someone in their face because I hated em in particular. Knew they were a pescatarian but it’s not cuz of that. It’s cuz they cut the line at cici’s pizza. That Oreo desert pizza had my name on it #pizzathoights
Sometimes I remember who I am and laugh
December 1, 2025 at 6:28 AM
Sometimes I remember who I am and laugh
Sopranos gameboy advance game kicked my older brother’s ass on the way to the dentist
November 29, 2025 at 9:02 AM
Sopranos gameboy advance game kicked my older brother’s ass on the way to the dentist
Cottage core is when you get pussy but wear clogs #happythanksgiving
November 27, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Cottage core is when you get pussy but wear clogs #happythanksgiving
You guckerrd think I forgot ? No
November 20, 2025 at 10:33 PM
You guckerrd think I forgot ? No
OMG MY LOCAL THEATER HAVE A POSYER FOR JAMES L. BROOKS’ NEW MOVIE Ella McCay!!!!!!!!!
November 20, 2025 at 12:15 AM
OMG MY LOCAL THEATER HAVE A POSYER FOR JAMES L. BROOKS’ NEW MOVIE Ella McCay!!!!!!!!!
Bluesky my sky everybody is a sky, except for he moon; he a star
November 17, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Bluesky my sky everybody is a sky, except for he moon; he a star
The internet isn’t forever, so many of the websites I grew up in and places that shaped me even as an adult are either gone or a ghost of their former self!
November 17, 2025 at 5:54 AM
The internet isn’t forever, so many of the websites I grew up in and places that shaped me even as an adult are either gone or a ghost of their former self!
Biggest upside to never having covid is that I can still smell the candles from bath and body works
November 14, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Biggest upside to never having covid is that I can still smell the candles from bath and body works
Just saw a sumo bitch slap another sumo out the ring, I get the hype on Japan now
November 13, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Just saw a sumo bitch slap another sumo out the ring, I get the hype on Japan now
Made a comic at work today (thread)
November 9, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Made a comic at work today (thread)
Plankton: The Movie represents a literal shift that we still feel today. #inspiration
November 6, 2025 at 5:35 AM
Plankton: The Movie represents a literal shift that we still feel today. #inspiration
I like making the mannequins in H&M flip you off
November 5, 2025 at 12:07 AM
I like making the mannequins in H&M flip you off
Teen Vogue died so Tween Vogue can live. 11 year olds will inherit the nuclear power plants aww look at them in their little hard hats getting irradiated
November 4, 2025 at 7:54 AM
Teen Vogue died so Tween Vogue can live. 11 year olds will inherit the nuclear power plants aww look at them in their little hard hats getting irradiated
Sometimes I just say shit
November 4, 2025 at 7:11 AM
Sometimes I just say shit
From a silver dolphin spout, the coffee poured right out. Not to mention at the end, a lil spurt of cream!!!!-mel brooks
Anyone (of age) wants to fuck you. If they don’t it’s your problem. I heard so many stories of people with nothing going for them getting it on back in my day there was an automat on every corner and behind each door was someone who was getting more pussy and dick then you or I ever could #fact
November 4, 2025 at 5:16 AM
From a silver dolphin spout, the coffee poured right out. Not to mention at the end, a lil spurt of cream!!!!-mel brooks
Anyone (of age) wants to fuck you. If they don’t it’s your problem. I heard so many stories of people with nothing going for them getting it on back in my day there was an automat on every corner and behind each door was someone who was getting more pussy and dick then you or I ever could #fact
November 4, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Anyone (of age) wants to fuck you. If they don’t it’s your problem. I heard so many stories of people with nothing going for them getting it on back in my day there was an automat on every corner and behind each door was someone who was getting more pussy and dick then you or I ever could #fact
Been watching adventure time at work, is really good. Every episode a classic. Making me feel nice and melancholy about youth; Also it’s really REALLY funny
November 2, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Been watching adventure time at work, is really good. Every episode a classic. Making me feel nice and melancholy about youth; Also it’s really REALLY funny
Getting off my mall job to play halo CE; it really is 2003 all over again
November 2, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Getting off my mall job to play halo CE; it really is 2003 all over again
Leaving twitter, it keeps showing me postman pat. I’ve blocked 59 people but postman pat still appears. I like Thomas the tank engine. not. this. mailman!
October 31, 2025 at 6:50 AM
Leaving twitter, it keeps showing me postman pat. I’ve blocked 59 people but postman pat still appears. I like Thomas the tank engine. not. this. mailman!
Haven’t posted her e in a while, sorry a bomb went off #proctologyfail
October 30, 2025 at 8:10 AM
Haven’t posted her e in a while, sorry a bomb went off #proctologyfail
Jane Goodall died because she put a sharpie up her nose, monkeys dear to all our hearts please destroy the Newell brands offices in Atlanta Georgia then rest yo
October 23, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Jane Goodall died because she put a sharpie up her nose, monkeys dear to all our hearts please destroy the Newell brands offices in Atlanta Georgia then rest yo