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Paris
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one of those they/thems you keep hearing about

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i hate python so fucking much i need this dogshit language to die yesterday it's so fucking bad
holy shit python is the single worst programming language i have ever had the displeasure of trying to use for literally anything at all ever nothing ever works no matter what you do dependencies are a fucking nightmare you never have the right version of python "oh just use venv" go fuck yourself why am i putting bandaids on this fuckass language just make the language better make it actually fucking work you stupid fucking dipshits i hate python so much holy shit
November 25, 2025 at 1:53 AM
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meme of two autism creatures looking at each other with aura light waves between their heads. caption reads: autism to autism communication. autism to autism conversation.
October 24, 2025 at 5:33 AM
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October 14, 2025 at 5:53 AM
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elastigirl if she was a trans woman
squeeze ball that pokes through the outer net of the ball when you squeeze it to make a bubbly texture
April 25, 2025 at 12:18 AM
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Me after a long day out on the town (three hours)
March 29, 2025 at 9:39 PM
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fuck you windows api you are my bitch i figured it out and it only took me a week long break before coming back at it again and figuring it out almost immediately fuck you im literally god im like if god had a piss kink and also lots of other kinks but especially piss im the piss kink god fuck you
screenshot of code that works. im not going to put the code in this alt text because i dont think it would read well out loud and wouldnt really add anything youre missing except for that the error message starts with "aaaaaaaaaaaa" but other than that it's just code that reads memory and it works now
December 18, 2024 at 11:05 PM
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I am reminded of the Association of German National Jews. "He's just saying that to rile people up he wouldn't actually do that."

wikipedia.org/wiki/Associa...
Screenshot of the final three paragraphs for the Wikipedia entry on the Association of German National Jews. It reads as follows: A reason why some German Jews supported Hitler was that they thought that his anti-Semitism was only for "stirring up the masses". Also, they adhered to a kind of respectability politics that led many non-Jews in the German Reich to congratulate the VnJ with the phrase, "If only all Jews were like you." The seemingly ironic fact that a Jewish association advocated loyalty to the Nazi program gave rise to a contemporary joke about Naumann and his followers ending their meeting by giving the Nazi salute and shouting "Down With Us!". Despite the extreme nationalism of Naumann and his colleagues, the Nazi regime did not accept them. The Association of German National Jews was declared illegal and dissolved on 18 November 1935. Naumann was arrested by the Gestapo the same day, and imprisoned at the Columbia concentration camp. He was released after a few weeks, and died of cancer in May 1939. Most other members and their families were exterminated in the Holocaust.
December 15, 2024 at 7:15 PM
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mspaint skills unmatched
Meme format with the two mario brothers on the left and right saying different things. the top text reads "What are the Mario Bros views on healthcare?" the left panel reads "Mario says: violence is never the answer. genuine progress is slow but steady." the right panel reads "luigi says: that ceo must go." the face of luigi mangione (who killed the united healthcare ceo) is superimposed on the face of the luigi brother.
December 10, 2024 at 3:56 AM
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babies :)
eeby floofy cat sleeping on his side with his head upside down different cat sitting still and staring at the camera with piercing eyes shes so pretty
December 7, 2024 at 9:51 PM
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???????????
screencap of jack in the box mascot from a commercial where hes blowing up the front wall of some sort of building. it has the caption "Jack committing an act of domestic terrorism."
December 4, 2024 at 11:51 PM
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he did WHAT IN THE BOX
jack in the box mascot
December 4, 2024 at 11:50 PM
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she jack on my flap til i
crunchy png of pancakes (also know as flapjacks)
December 1, 2024 at 3:26 AM
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i in fact fell asleep with him for about an hour
November 29, 2024 at 3:04 AM
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we are sleebin in bed
November 28, 2024 at 11:20 PM
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you think YOU have a problem? try being whoever owns all these: puppygock.gay
screenshot from the website puppygock.gay (puppy gock dot gay) showing all of the domains this person owns (the list is over 50). one that stands out to me is "i cant stop buying dot domains"
November 28, 2024 at 8:52 PM
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November 27, 2024 at 12:20 AM
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transhumanism but instead of cybernetic enhancements like steampunk running legs or mantis knife arms it's removing my vocal chords and replacing them with a voice box like this dog from the robots movie
August 27, 2024 at 5:55 AM
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good morning chat
candid mirror selfie showing my head down to my shoulders
July 5, 2024 at 6:22 PM
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pov i am an indie album cover
mirror selfie in the dark with flash on. the mirror is dirty and the camera focused on that which means im slightly out of focus in the mirror. im wearing a plain black tee with some basic white text on it and softly touching my chest with my hand. same as the other photo but my hand is now at my side out of frame and my expression looks slightly more annoyed slash resting bitch face
May 21, 2024 at 8:32 AM
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pov u hav games on ur phone
close camera angle with 0.7 zoom lens (also in the dark with flash on) same photo as the last one but very slightly different angle and i think the colors came out a little warmer on this one
May 21, 2024 at 8:29 AM
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pov ur seven feet tall and still getting mogged
another selfie in the dark with flash this time im holding the camera above my head looking down but making a face a little reminiscent of trumps mugshot where i stiffen my jaw and stare into the camera
May 21, 2024 at 8:26 AM
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pov i am a bug
weird camera angle selfie taken in the dark with my flash on where i feel like i give bug vibes i literally cannot explain it more than that
May 21, 2024 at 8:24 AM
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April 13, 2024 at 4:32 AM
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im assembling a team
A woman is suing McDonald's after being burned by hot coffee. It's not the first time Panera Bread's Charged Lemonade Linked to Second Death in Lawsuit Kentucky Boy, 8, Dead After Eating Strawberries from School Fundraiser Woman, 25, dies from allergic reaction after eating mislabeled cookies with peanuts from Stew Leonard's
April 10, 2024 at 6:07 PM
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i bet he gave good head
grave buster from plants vs zombies
March 30, 2024 at 11:35 PM