Bro was more of a girl's girl than anyone else I've ever had the pleasure of an uninterrupted 3 hour tipsy conversation with. Like my bff rlly needed that boost, she felt like she was going crazy (from again HER BOSS) trying to fight her over men she doesn't like and stupid personal shit 😭

But since I AM messy, in short, my bff became friends w her boss (read: used by): a tiring cliche of an insecure mean gal. Got to the point strangers at bars said "_ doesn't seem like a real friend" One a rather traditionally cis het man who she sees often but have never spoken to before tn

Let us just say that the spirit of jack daniel used my body as a vessel for xtra fun drinkity. Tiny friend drama but I can't find a way to tell too much that it wouldn't air out my friends' dirty laundry (I refuse to embarrass anyone other than myself or a consenting switch smh I have standards 😤)

I actually tried Jack Daniels for the first time! I usually stick with my alcoholic smoothies & milkshakes (which are divine btw 1000/10) but felt I needed a shot of something new and bold to start it. Oh no indeed.

2/2: just smthng I've recently picked up n appreciate. Love both the body hair indulgent and furry communities, & their overlap is stronger than I realized as someone who moreso just "has hair" n doesnt rly pay attention regardless to someone else's. Hope this is clear I'm drunk and it is 4 am <3

1/2: Ik this might sound silly but close to the majority of furries I've talked to can (and often do) appreciate someones' "real fur." A biased sample size cuz I often leave my own hair and that filters out the ppl who don't like it, but anytime I've the urge to nair many furries beg me not to

Indulge, it's greedy too 🫣

and your mouth will have to work that margarita served out of my boy holes

Should I (be) filled up on margarita mix next time? Is that to your taste 😉

You should drink it up before the beer gets warm ;)

Drool means you're ready to eat, right? ;)

Make both holes messy~

I'd take it open spread to leak out on your tongue