Pariah Carey
@pariahcarey.bsky.social
The original and best. Accept no imitations, accept no limitations.
an actual joke? get outta here!
October 30, 2025 at 5:49 PM
an actual joke? get outta here!
And yet the lyrics of Green Day's song literally named "Platypus" don't mention them at all
October 16, 2025 at 8:24 PM
And yet the lyrics of Green Day's song literally named "Platypus" don't mention them at all
Kermit the frog voice: Why are there so many, songs about boning?
October 14, 2025 at 7:53 AM
Kermit the frog voice: Why are there so many, songs about boning?
yeah but flying to the States to buy one would set you back thousands
October 13, 2025 at 2:18 PM
yeah but flying to the States to buy one would set you back thousands
Triple your chances with a Tiny Dick Turtle
October 13, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Triple your chances with a Tiny Dick Turtle
Be warned that if you _are_ inconvenienced at some point, someone will ask you to accept their apologies
October 10, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Be warned that if you _are_ inconvenienced at some point, someone will ask you to accept their apologies
One of its legs is the same as the other?
August 18, 2023 at 10:19 PM
One of its legs is the same as the other?
This is it, affirmative
July 24, 2023 at 10:05 PM
This is it, affirmative
The one from the film or the one from the cereal?
July 20, 2023 at 8:04 PM
The one from the film or the one from the cereal?
Also remember to never approach a bus from behind
July 20, 2023 at 8:00 PM
Also remember to never approach a bus from behind
I read Monkey Bucks at first and I was in, but Money Bucks, tbnt (thanks but no thanks)
July 20, 2023 at 7:59 PM
I read Monkey Bucks at first and I was in, but Money Bucks, tbnt (thanks but no thanks)
I'm not sure regular belts even count as clothes
July 20, 2023 at 7:57 PM
I'm not sure regular belts even count as clothes
I thought it was the name of your first pet and then the street? whatever gets folk to give up their personal details I guess. (Hi, I'm Bob Broad)
July 8, 2023 at 6:31 PM
I thought it was the name of your first pet and then the street? whatever gets folk to give up their personal details I guess. (Hi, I'm Bob Broad)
Hi are you the real Chuck Tingle? I followed just in case but if you're not the real Chuck Tingle you gotta tell us
July 6, 2023 at 9:11 PM
Hi are you the real Chuck Tingle? I followed just in case but if you're not the real Chuck Tingle you gotta tell us
Less talk, more ass
July 6, 2023 at 9:05 PM
Less talk, more ass
Oooh like a sneak preview to Twitter in 3 months time
July 6, 2023 at 8:54 PM
Oooh like a sneak preview to Twitter in 3 months time
"slurp juice" I believe it's called
July 5, 2023 at 10:54 AM
"slurp juice" I believe it's called