simon would probably also be pathetic enough to get flustered over his hands being held and his fingers being played with

his chest would probably be one of those spots where the minute you put a lil pressure against it he’d melt and do anything he was told

the wergild incident

god hates me because he didn’t give me deadpool powers..

canonically it is like a tenga egg if the tenga egg's texture was molded from centipedes that were cuddling like this

poor little mamas boy

I keep Forgetting to do this lil jackass's FRECKLES

alt timeline simon mothership AW(after worms)