paranoidtofu.bsky.social
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Wait! You didn't specifically call me pretty! I swear I'm not narcissistic.
December 20, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Wait! You didn't specifically call me pretty! I swear I'm not narcissistic.
No big deal. I just felt some kind of way when you called me pretty. I just had to show off my other assets!
December 20, 2025 at 12:57 AM
No big deal. I just felt some kind of way when you called me pretty. I just had to show off my other assets!
This post feels pointed. I'm sorry! Solo butt shots are hard! I'll try. 4 u
December 20, 2025 at 12:19 AM
This post feels pointed. I'm sorry! Solo butt shots are hard! I'll try. 4 u
"No more thoughts."
December 16, 2025 at 6:27 PM
"No more thoughts."
That's me and my husband! It was great seeing you again this year!
December 4, 2025 at 2:18 PM
That's me and my husband! It was great seeing you again this year!
I totally have a thing for the Chamberlain.
November 18, 2025 at 1:46 PM
I totally have a thing for the Chamberlain.
Need to air out those pits. Too much stimky .
November 14, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Need to air out those pits. Too much stimky .
Fuck yeah! Let's add more seeds to these pumpkins!
November 8, 2025 at 8:10 AM
Fuck yeah! Let's add more seeds to these pumpkins!
Wait, really?
November 4, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Wait, really?