ParanoidFish.bsky.social
@paranoidfish.bsky.social
A person of all time
Unprofessional shit shitposter
All references to people, living or dead, historical events or places are probably intentional
Spelling mistakes are just a way of improving the art
Unprofessional shit shitposter
All references to people, living or dead, historical events or places are probably intentional
Spelling mistakes are just a way of improving the art
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Forgiving people for your own misstakes is a sign of being a forgiving person. And also possible narcissism.
Dear Santa,
Why is it that you always deliver snow after you've visited for Christmas? We want the white powder during Christmas, not after. Next time, please do it correctly, you fat bastard.
Signed,
Everyone (Hopefully)
Why is it that you always deliver snow after you've visited for Christmas? We want the white powder during Christmas, not after. Next time, please do it correctly, you fat bastard.
Signed,
Everyone (Hopefully)
January 6, 2026 at 2:22 PM
Dear Santa,
Why is it that you always deliver snow after you've visited for Christmas? We want the white powder during Christmas, not after. Next time, please do it correctly, you fat bastard.
Signed,
Everyone (Hopefully)
Why is it that you always deliver snow after you've visited for Christmas? We want the white powder during Christmas, not after. Next time, please do it correctly, you fat bastard.
Signed,
Everyone (Hopefully)
I can't belive that Miyazaki created some of the greatest classics in both gaming and anime. Truly a man of talent!
November 22, 2025 at 4:52 PM
I can't belive that Miyazaki created some of the greatest classics in both gaming and anime. Truly a man of talent!
If Pepsi Max is lack of sugar, then what do we call Pepsi with extra sugar? Pepsi Zero? Pepsi Mini?
November 7, 2025 at 4:56 PM
If Pepsi Max is lack of sugar, then what do we call Pepsi with extra sugar? Pepsi Zero? Pepsi Mini?
I go forward and back, and then I go foward back. But I also go forward and back, and at last, I put one foot forward.
November 7, 2025 at 4:55 PM
I go forward and back, and then I go foward back. But I also go forward and back, and at last, I put one foot forward.
For a game named "Ghost of Yotei", there was a severe lack of ghosts.
October 28, 2025 at 7:30 PM
For a game named "Ghost of Yotei", there was a severe lack of ghosts.
We should all strive to witness the heat death of the universe. I've heard it is supposed to be a beautiful view.
October 23, 2025 at 7:03 PM
We should all strive to witness the heat death of the universe. I've heard it is supposed to be a beautiful view.
In honor of Pete P. Pizza, I will consume a pizza today. May he never be forgotten.
October 12, 2025 at 3:26 PM
In honor of Pete P. Pizza, I will consume a pizza today. May he never be forgotten.
Greetings, I hope you haven't forgotten the so easily forgotten Furtive Pygmy, the progenitor of Humanity.
October 10, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Greetings, I hope you haven't forgotten the so easily forgotten Furtive Pygmy, the progenitor of Humanity.
Omega mega broke me so much I forgot the difference between larboard and starboard. Then again, I never really did know the difference.
October 8, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Omega mega broke me so much I forgot the difference between larboard and starboard. Then again, I never really did know the difference.
Perchance? Perchance.
October 5, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Perchance? Perchance.
I wish I had a present
July 7, 2025 at 6:44 PM
I wish I had a present
In front of me, there's a monitor
July 7, 2025 at 6:44 PM
In front of me, there's a monitor
There's something behind me and it is the past.
July 7, 2025 at 6:33 PM
There's something behind me and it is the past.
I think one of the best addtions to Monster Hunter Wilds is the monster "Optimizing Game Data". Truly groundbreaking monster, with a good move set, good music and some pretty good gear to craft from it. I just wish we didn't have to face it every time we start the game.
May 28, 2025 at 6:49 PM
I think one of the best addtions to Monster Hunter Wilds is the monster "Optimizing Game Data". Truly groundbreaking monster, with a good move set, good music and some pretty good gear to craft from it. I just wish we didn't have to face it every time we start the game.
Can't believe they recast Bail Organa in Rogue One.
#notMyBail
#notMyBail
May 21, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Can't believe they recast Bail Organa in Rogue One.
#notMyBail
#notMyBail
I watched Andor season 2, and it is really good, but I am a bit sad to hear that there won't be a season 3. I really wished we could see Andor and the Rebellion defeat the evil Empire. Oh well.
May 21, 2025 at 5:42 PM
I watched Andor season 2, and it is really good, but I am a bit sad to hear that there won't be a season 3. I really wished we could see Andor and the Rebellion defeat the evil Empire. Oh well.
Over 10 years of waiting, and we get Nintendo Bloodborne. Truly Miyazaki, you are genius.
April 13, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Over 10 years of waiting, and we get Nintendo Bloodborne. Truly Miyazaki, you are genius.
There is one thing that is above us all, and that is the sky. Unless you are inside, then there is probably a roof over you.
April 4, 2025 at 6:23 PM
There is one thing that is above us all, and that is the sky. Unless you are inside, then there is probably a roof over you.
Friends, acquaintances, enemies, posters and listeners. It is with great pleasure to inform you, that today, is in fact Friday.
January 24, 2025 at 5:30 AM
Friends, acquaintances, enemies, posters and listeners. It is with great pleasure to inform you, that today, is in fact Friday.
My top three nightmares in a particular order:
3. Unable to run away from whatever is chasing me (probably my responsibilities)
2. A Long Fall
1. Waking up every weekday in order to go to work
3. Unable to run away from whatever is chasing me (probably my responsibilities)
2. A Long Fall
1. Waking up every weekday in order to go to work
January 23, 2025 at 9:11 PM
My top three nightmares in a particular order:
3. Unable to run away from whatever is chasing me (probably my responsibilities)
2. A Long Fall
1. Waking up every weekday in order to go to work
3. Unable to run away from whatever is chasing me (probably my responsibilities)
2. A Long Fall
1. Waking up every weekday in order to go to work
Sometimes when I am angry, I remember the words of my mentor "Ceterum autem censeo socialis instrumentis esse delendam" and I calm down. Until I realised that my mentor died in 149BC and that I never met him.
January 23, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Sometimes when I am angry, I remember the words of my mentor "Ceterum autem censeo socialis instrumentis esse delendam" and I calm down. Until I realised that my mentor died in 149BC and that I never met him.
What if the reason we haven't been visited by aliens is because they are afraid of our horniness?
January 23, 2025 at 8:43 PM
What if the reason we haven't been visited by aliens is because they are afraid of our horniness?
Are boats just oversea submarines?
December 30, 2024 at 5:45 PM
Are boats just oversea submarines?
There is a hat wearing rat named Pat who's fat being afraid of a cat in the bin at the inn full of sin looking for kin at At Attin.
December 19, 2024 at 8:11 PM
There is a hat wearing rat named Pat who's fat being afraid of a cat in the bin at the inn full of sin looking for kin at At Attin.
How is it, that after every Sunday a Monday follows? Who made up this stupid rule?
December 8, 2024 at 11:38 AM
How is it, that after every Sunday a Monday follows? Who made up this stupid rule?