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@paranoia123.bsky.social
Boringly typical. Vaguely creationist. Beyond that is where trouble starts. Radio, electronic and embedded tech with pretense of serious software dev
When reality itself is on drugs, there is nowhere left to go.
❌👑 No DMs. No f'ing kings either yo✌🏻
When reality itself is on drugs, there is nowhere left to go.
❌👑 No DMs. No f'ing kings either yo✌🏻
Better stock up. I'm a lifetime smoker and 4 of these gas station gummies will put me right for 6 hours and costs around 2 bucks to do so. That's the value point. The rest is a shell game featuring big weed, big hemp, big liquor and the Government looking quite undignfied clawing at my $ stash bag
November 13, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Better stock up. I'm a lifetime smoker and 4 of these gas station gummies will put me right for 6 hours and costs around 2 bucks to do so. That's the value point. The rest is a shell game featuring big weed, big hemp, big liquor and the Government looking quite undignfied clawing at my $ stash bag
Venezuela repurposed a utility outage reporting app as a gringo activity reporting app 🤣 From Time
November 12, 2025 at 8:48 AM
Venezuela repurposed a utility outage reporting app as a gringo activity reporting app 🤣 From Time
So heads up to anyone becoming prepper-ish because of our wannabe king. If you buy dehydrated or dried veggies that aren't flakes, you might want a pressure cooker. I opened some of mine stored since 2020 because sunlight. They are not very appealing texture wise. Diced potatoes, corn, gn beans etc
November 11, 2025 at 9:12 PM
So heads up to anyone becoming prepper-ish because of our wannabe king. If you buy dehydrated or dried veggies that aren't flakes, you might want a pressure cooker. I opened some of mine stored since 2020 because sunlight. They are not very appealing texture wise. Diced potatoes, corn, gn beans etc
So these were in my camping food box. From 2020. Both are edible. The Mott's still tastes original, the Annie's leather morphed into some raisiny tasting third thing. Still good tho. Definitely due to rotate 🤣
November 10, 2025 at 6:38 PM
So these were in my camping food box. From 2020. Both are edible. The Mott's still tastes original, the Annie's leather morphed into some raisiny tasting third thing. Still good tho. Definitely due to rotate 🤣
This cheap chinese keyboard pairs perfectly with this cheap chinese tablet to make a resonable work station that weighs under a pound
November 9, 2025 at 12:31 AM
This cheap chinese keyboard pairs perfectly with this cheap chinese tablet to make a resonable work station that weighs under a pound
I wish I had found these before. There's a launcher too. Combined with the Aurora store, there's much much less google in my android these days.
November 5, 2025 at 5:44 PM
I wish I had found these before. There's a launcher too. Combined with the Aurora store, there's much much less google in my android these days.
Very reconstituted dried mushrooms for spaghetti sauce. Likker for Rice
November 3, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Very reconstituted dried mushrooms for spaghetti sauce. Likker for Rice
A few summers ago I passed on a similar pair at a yard sale for 10 bucks. "I wouldn't need them anymore" my paranoia finally conceeded as it secretly rearranged reality to punish my schizophrenic hubris. Now it appears I may need these after all in case i have to take off dere hey
October 29, 2025 at 4:02 PM
A few summers ago I passed on a similar pair at a yard sale for 10 bucks. "I wouldn't need them anymore" my paranoia finally conceeded as it secretly rearranged reality to punish my schizophrenic hubris. Now it appears I may need these after all in case i have to take off dere hey
My modest collection of very long term storable food. Some Sodium laden post apocalypse stuff, with a few dual purpose backpacking food quality items and other dehydrated items too basic to poison. This includes bags of mashed potatoes and layers to soups, tuna and insty meals with quicklime heaters
October 29, 2025 at 3:31 PM
My modest collection of very long term storable food. Some Sodium laden post apocalypse stuff, with a few dual purpose backpacking food quality items and other dehydrated items too basic to poison. This includes bags of mashed potatoes and layers to soups, tuna and insty meals with quicklime heaters
My tactical morale patch
October 27, 2025 at 6:31 PM
My tactical morale patch
Yep. Just got the letter from the state. I was foolish enough to believe it was a good plan to let unused benefits accumulate on my ebt card. Because that seemed safe, right? Easier to carry. So much hamburger helper... All at once too.
October 26, 2025 at 4:56 AM
Yep. Just got the letter from the state. I was foolish enough to believe it was a good plan to let unused benefits accumulate on my ebt card. Because that seemed safe, right? Easier to carry. So much hamburger helper... All at once too.
Foodstamp cashout. Focus shifts to what's stable enough to store elsewhere. 20 lbs of Zulka sugar too. and yes there was a foodstamp ribeye beside the case of quality ebt paid dark chocolate. Alot of emphasis on adding low prep stuff i wouldn't normally buy in case of instability. Order 1 of 3
October 24, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Foodstamp cashout. Focus shifts to what's stable enough to store elsewhere. 20 lbs of Zulka sugar too. and yes there was a foodstamp ribeye beside the case of quality ebt paid dark chocolate. Alot of emphasis on adding low prep stuff i wouldn't normally buy in case of instability. Order 1 of 3
These belong together
October 23, 2025 at 12:27 PM
These belong together
Cooking the foods. Roasted Pepper for Romesco sauce, sweet potatoes with maple syrup and a chicken sausage and white bean dish with onions and red peppers. Around 20 bucks with a pound of fresh ground pb. Kinda high
October 19, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Cooking the foods. Roasted Pepper for Romesco sauce, sweet potatoes with maple syrup and a chicken sausage and white bean dish with onions and red peppers. Around 20 bucks with a pound of fresh ground pb. Kinda high
This was too big so I made a thing. It's a fairly systematic study of privacy needs to the extent that might be possible on an unrooted android phone
October 15, 2025 at 3:10 PM
This was too big so I made a thing. It's a fairly systematic study of privacy needs to the extent that might be possible on an unrooted android phone
Hooray for problems that fix themselves. Eruda now runs fine as a tampermonkey injected script on this random site
October 14, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Hooray for problems that fix themselves. Eruda now runs fine as a tampermonkey injected script on this random site
Eruda runs fine loaded from a webpage. Good to know but not always what i want.
October 14, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Eruda runs fine loaded from a webpage. Good to know but not always what i want.
How many tablespoons of bacon ends does it take to neutralize the evil in the tvp mix? Follow me for more postapocalyptic carnivore tips 😀
October 12, 2025 at 7:11 PM
How many tablespoons of bacon ends does it take to neutralize the evil in the tvp mix? Follow me for more postapocalyptic carnivore tips 😀
So how is this browser only 6M? It does default javascript off and is only a little more painful than vivaldi to ok sites. It exports bookmarks locally as no bs json that xslt could write fairly easily and i already hacked up my firefox export to be xml kosher. Vivaldi is probably leaving soon
October 3, 2025 at 2:56 AM
So how is this browser only 6M? It does default javascript off and is only a little more painful than vivaldi to ok sites. It exports bookmarks locally as no bs json that xslt could write fairly easily and i already hacked up my firefox export to be xml kosher. Vivaldi is probably leaving soon
Changes in the world made me pay alot of attention to my phone. With the exception of Vivaldi which is used bc fewest clicks to manage default js from off and may be replaced bc chumminess with bing & incessant need to fone home, I'm happy with most everything on this and it fits my needs 95%
October 2, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Changes in the world made me pay alot of attention to my phone. With the exception of Vivaldi which is used bc fewest clicks to manage default js from off and may be replaced bc chumminess with bing & incessant need to fone home, I'm happy with most everything on this and it fits my needs 95%
quickie Termux url catcher. There's a ton of improvement to be had here with automation obviously but for now it helps. Should add git clone too
October 2, 2025 at 1:32 AM
quickie Termux url catcher. There's a ton of improvement to be had here with automation obviously but for now it helps. Should add git clone too
So one thing I want on a system of any os is a good softsynth that can utilize gig size soundfont files. On android a significant limiting factor is 0 bs tol. Monetization. Registration. Scroogle. Blissfully free of that and being wierdly useful in a guitar context, if not really tab is Pagan.
October 1, 2025 at 6:09 PM
So one thing I want on a system of any os is a good softsynth that can utilize gig size soundfont files. On android a significant limiting factor is 0 bs tol. Monetization. Registration. Scroogle. Blissfully free of that and being wierdly useful in a guitar context, if not really tab is Pagan.
If you think our rising unemployment is now bad, my friend Choppy here has been out of work since 1789
September 29, 2025 at 5:03 PM
If you think our rising unemployment is now bad, my friend Choppy here has been out of work since 1789