It's not exactly: "It literally doesn't matter"

It's more of: "The timing of the 'start' is arbitrary as it relates to your life goals and you can set it to whenever you want and make of that start whatever you wish"

Btw the best 2 flavors of jelly belly jelly beans are peach and juicy pear.

When I was a corporate baby, the first company I worked for sent everyone a bottle of champagne as a holiday thank you.

As a Muslim, it just made me chuckle, but I can imagine it would be distressing to someone who is seeking or on a journey to sobriety.

I still say "I need your teeth for the Federal Reserve" with relative frequency.

Less frequently, but always after the first quote, "You're the architect of my dreams, Spencer"

It's back...I guess it wants *those specific* sunflower seeds

Coursera...not Coursework. Dammit.

Also, it's so wild that freezing and saving our gametes is an option that's just available to us as humans.

I know it's not new, but something will always feel futuristic about that to me...there's a poem in there, somewhere. Future life...futuristic...something something something.