sometimes he doesn't even want to play he just wants me to hold his toy. but god forbid I do anything else at the same time. he'll stop and stare at me until he's got 100% focus again

He will go to war for bouncy by ateez if he can stay awake long enough

Thunder or no thunder, happy or stressed, bouncy by ateez will lull my dog to sleep

Other k-pop songs? No response. Other ATEEZ songs? Good but not as good as Bouncy. Slow relaxing music? No effect at all. Might as well be playing silence.

The moment we put this song on he CONSISTENTLY will lie down and start to fall asleep. It doesn’t matter how freaked out he is.

The song, for reference: youtu.be/Nl6unWjkv9k?...

Oh man I wish I could remember the series of cards my cousin got that meant “you will have a whirlwind romance and elope. However when you get home your tastes in interior decoration clash so badly you break up”

Ten of cups: go for it
The Devil: run run run run run

My cousin got a reading that said “you can date this celebrity but only in a throuple” the universe is a vast and wonderful place

Some results I have gotten:
-soulmate level relationship tragically separated by our need to create art
-you cannot date this celebrity bc you would be too mean to him
-don’t date bc you’d forget to talk to each other
-the cards being like “actually this one works really well, go for it irl”

(I always include the caveat that if the person would be straight up evil I don’t want to know bc this is for FUN)

Magneto: omg namor is so cool. how do I make him like me???
Magneto: here, take my kid